Official Guide to How to Get a Black Woman: it's on right now!

[Phoenix Dark]

Waiting to Exhale is on BET right now!

I take my talking points from this movie. Sadly, it hasn't worked yet

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

More like HOW TO REMAIN A VIRGIN FOR LIFE.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shaddup youngling

This movie hits all the topics.

-Weak black men
-Black men on the down low
-Black men leaving black women for white women
-Black men...being black men

Makes me feel so much better about myself

The movie is extremely jaded, but there are some tidbits that I like. The more I go through life, the less I'm attracted to black women. And it's not like I'm into white women or something. I just know so many black women who annoy me, or turn me off with their behavior.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Youngling?






How's the pussy situation working for you, again?

[TVC15]

Shouldn't you be watching that movie about getting your groove back?

[Phoenix Dark]

Youngling?






How's the pussy situation working for you, again?

You went to a traditional highschool, most likely full of skanks. I didn't. 

Wesley Snipes kicks ass in this movie. One of the few positive black guys in the movie lol.

The chicks in the movie ask why there aren't any nice, non gay black men who aren't dating white women. I'm right here

Shouldn't you be watching that movie about getting your groove back?

With Taye Diggs? No. I prefer Waiting to Exhale because it gives me tips. That movie is just about some 20 year old banging a 40 year old...which is impossible for me

[Vizzys]

You should say newblood rather then youngling, it sounds cooler. Plus its a tribes reference for a +1 nerd bonus.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You should say newblood rather then youngling, it sounds cooler. Plus its a tribes reference for a +1 nerd bonus.

huh

[Phoenix Dark]

You should say newblood rather then youngling, it sounds cooler. Plus its a tribes reference for a +1 nerd bonus.

I'll just call him junior instead since he's underage. I have no respect for people I could get arrested for having sex with

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You want to have sex with me?


 

[Himu]

There's a reason why I now prefer white women to black women and it's because black women don't shut the fuck up! 

[dunce cap]

Phoenix Dark only makes posts about:
-black culture/identity
-his ann arbor lakes place
-his nerdiness/meekness/diamond in the "rough" traits
-the gay subtext crap.
Here's a sample:
"I went to the record store today:
"Of course this was all after I finised jacking off of Latina Bang Bros. Anways, there were a lot of thungs there that listned to rap; I'm different then them because I eduacted and listen to heavy metal. There was a mocha black girl there but I didn't talk to her because I'm shy in real life. She had that black attitude anways. So I'm a virgin you. Anyone here wanna joke about gay sex?"

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Pretty much, yeah.

[dunce cap]

And sometimes he'll try debating people.

[Phoenix Dark]

Phoenix Dark only makes posts about:
-black culture/identity
-his ann arbor lakes place
-his nerdiness/meekness/diamond in the "rough" traits
-the gay subtext crap.
Here's a sample:
"I went to the record store today:
"Of course this was all after I finised jacking off of Latina Bang Bros. Anways, there were a lot of thungs there that listned to rap; I'm different then them because I eduacted and listen to heavy metal. There was a mocha black girl there but I didn't talk to her because I'm shy in real life. She had that black attitude anways. So I'm a virgin you. Anyone here wanna joke about gay sex?"

Good one.


Himu: my thoughts exactly. I don't want to be with someone who's constantly complaining or gossipping or talking loud

[etiolate]

There's this young Cameroon(fwest centra africa, but sort of french africa for the geographically inhibited) girl in one of my classes that I bought a drink for and now she's very friendly to me.

So all you have to do is buy a black girl some soda.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's this young Cameroon(fwest centra africa, but sort of french africa for the geographically inhibited) girl in one of my classes that I bought a drink for and now she's very friendly to me.

So all you have to do is buy a black girl some soda.

Even I know not to do that anymore.

[BlueTsunami]

I hope your not using "Waiting to Exhale" as a guide to get black woman PD. I would suggest "The Color Purple"

[Phoenix Dark]

I hope your not using "Waiting to Exhale" as a guide to get black woman PD. I would suggest "The Color Purple"

It's more of a guide to recognize their talking points. Just about every complaint is gone over in the movie to good effect.

Color Purple is totally different lol. And since I don't want to see Whoopi's ugly ass anytime soon, I'm not going to watch it again