Author Topic: LotR: Battle For Middle Earth DOS (And by DOS, I mean 2, for 360, not MS DOS)  (Read 1328 times)

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Verdict: Snooze fest. I remember all the hubub about how OH IT MAKES AN RTS PLAYABLE ON A CONSOLE. And that's true. But it does so by making it fuck-boring. You command "brigades" instead of individual units. Which sounds playable, but if it was hard to manage a unit of 13, it becomes impossible to manage a unit of 100. They never seem to follow directions and base building and economy management are rudimentary at best.

All of this would be excusable if the game itself was any fun, but it looks great in the wrong places and awful in the places where it should look great. All of the "Name-brand" units look like every other unit to the point where if isn't a cave troll, I have no idea if it's friend or foe. My units sluggishly meander to and fro, sometimes killing, sometimes dying and the objectives were all "Kill x, level Steve to level y, get to a waypoint". It was just. Bleh. It could be fun as a budget purchase, something to kill time, but in a season of must-play games it was barely worth getting past the title screen.
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how do you have DOS 2 on your 360
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RTS are boring period, no surprise
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Howard Alan Treesong

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what's a DOS

is that Dawn of Sorrow

Doom of Sauron

I don't speak your language and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna look something up.
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GilloD

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"Dos" means "Two" in Mupepe
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I thought it was an acronym you son of a bitch

I figured that Battle for Middle Earth 2 had a subtitle with the acronym "DOS" instead of the number 2

you suck, so does this thread, so does the game
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GilloD

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I thought it was an acronym you son of a bitch

I figured that Battle for Middle Earth 2 had a subtitle with the acronym "DOS" instead of the number 2

you suck, so does this thread, so does the game

 :'(
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Patel, I'll teach you spanish, don't be mad, babe.
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ichirou can teach me many things and spanish is only one of them
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I have this.  is it not even worth it for the achievements?

GilloD

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I have this.  is it not even worth it for the achievements?

Maybe. It's just painfully slow and boring.
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I have this.  is it not even worth it for the achievements?
Maybe. It's just painfully slow and boring.
gawd how do you do that with a lotr rts? I hope C&C 3 didn't suck.