WTF? Why do girls find me attractive now?

[Bloodwake]

I promise, this is the last of my personal relationship posts. I realize this isn't LJ.

But seriously, what the hell is happening? Hot girls waving at me all the time, me making out with random girls, a girl I've had a thing for for a while specifically requesting out of all her friends that have cars for ME to pick her up from the airport when it was much more convenient for her to ask someone else that has a motor vehicle on hand. If you told me I was going to get this much attention a year ago, I would have laughed at you and spent the night posting on Evilbore about movies.

Plus, it's like I have things that are less attractive working for me. For one, I'm a smoker, much more now than I was a year ago. I also don't take regular showers, mainly because I'm very busy at college and it's a lot easier to skip that morning shower and just go straight to class. I also have my longer hairstyle back, which has traditionally turned off women.

WTF? That's all I've got to say.

[Mupepe]

Whatever happened with that girl?

btw, it is probably a confidence thing.  You are getting more attention and your personality will begin to reflect it so.

[Robo]

Your attitude of indifference confounds them and tricks them into believing that you're in a committed relationship, something their overwhelming sense of jealousy simply cannot handle, and they quash this irritant by conquering you, mouths foaming as they pursue.

[The Fake Shemp]

I've been getting the affections of females... at work.  F that noise.

[Mupepe]

I've been getting the affections of females... at work.  F that noise.

good call!

[Smooth Groove]

I had no idea that girls care that much about getting a gamestop discount. 

[BobbyRobby]

is this your first year of college?  girls become way sluttier and their priorities change when they get to college.

Plus, it's like I have things that are less attractive working for me. For one, I'm a smoker, much more now than I was a year ago. I also don't take regular showers, mainly because I'm very busy at college and it's a lot easier to skip that morning shower and just go straight to class. I also have my longer hairstyle back, which has traditionally turned off women.

these things probably make you appear laid back, and aloof.  girls love that. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Your attitude of indifference confounds them and tricks them into believing that you're in a committed relationship, something their overwhelming sense of jealousy simply cannot handle, and they quash this irritant by conquering you, mouths foaming as they pursue.

.

[Trent Dole]

Girls don't make any fucking sense. That's all. (We men probably don't either but I'm not really out to fuck any dudes so I don't notice it quite as much.)

[CajoleJuice]

As I was walking by some modeling agency booth in the mall the other day, one of the bitches asked if I wanted a form. I was like "WTF?" considering I had a beard and disheveled hair going. Modeling ain't what it used to be!

[Phoenix Dark]

i bet you said no thanks. 

[CajoleJuice]

no shit

chick was asian anyway, fuck that

I should've said yes to this Middle-Eastern lookign chick trying to sell some product at another booth. OMG. She was dark but had green eyes, I was like . She looked like the chick that Bond leaves in that hotel in Casino Royale to get killed.

[Bloodwake]

is this your first year of college?  girls become way sluttier and their priorities change when they get to college.

Plus, it's like I have things that are less attractive working for me. For one, I'm a smoker, much more now than I was a year ago. I also don't take regular showers, mainly because I'm very busy at college and it's a lot easier to skip that morning shower and just go straight to class. I also have my longer hairstyle back, which has traditionally turned off women.

these things probably make you appear laid back, and aloof.  girls love that. 

Second year.

[recursivelyenumerable]

This thread could've been started by me a month ago.  Don't worry, it won't last long.

[etiolate]

[Bloodwake]

This thread could've been started by me a month ago.  Don't worry, it won't last long.

Well, I guess that sucks.

It's keeping my routine seasonal depression from starting though, so I can't complain.

I swear, if this was happening in FEBRUARY I would be ecstatic.

[Mupepe]

gah.  keep whatever you're doing up.  it's not in your head, they are paying attention most likely because you're not a depressed sap.  who wants to hang out with someone, much less fuck the hell out of them, when they seem depressed all the time?

I don't know how much you were joking in your last post, so I took extreme measures.  I apologize if it was in jest.

[recursivelyenumerable]

who wants to hang out with someone, much less fuck the hell out of them, when they seem depressed all the time

me, I like depressive girls and don't have much patience for peppy girls

[Phoenix Dark]

who wants to hang out with someone, much less fuck the hell out of them, when they seem depressed all the time

me, I like depressive girls and don't have much patience for peppy girls

why, so you can be their daddy?

[recursivelyenumerable]

no, because they turn me on.

I mean depressive and smart not depressive and clingy or whatever.  Girls who are heavily into Dostoevsky and Kafka and so on.

[Mupepe]

depressed girls are the clingy girls.  you're looking for solid, well composed shit in a sea of molten diarrhea bombs.

intelligent, well-thought girls are not the depressed ones.  you're translating those signals wrong.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I was thinking of specific people when I typed the above posts, not some ideal I'd constructed in my head.  There are plenty of genuinely gloomy and genuinely intellectual women out there.

[etiolate]

Well intelligent girls can be depressed, it is not a brain type, just a situation.  I try to find attractive girls with brains, but most end up being mental. 

[Phoenix Dark]

smart chicks can be VERY crazy, especially if they're good looking.

[drohne]

it's not you -- it's college. for four years of their lives girls suspend their usual standards and will sleep with practically anybody. your love life will implode as soon as you graduate

[recursivelyenumerable]

I went to college from ages 13-16 while living with my parents so I missed out  :'(
Would it still work if I went back to school at 25?

[recursivelyenumerable]

really?  wouldn't I be like a dirty old man?

[Phoenix Dark]

yea there's a 38 year old dude in my accounting class and he's the most popular dude there. he always brags about working for a big company in finance, but won't tell us what the company name is. all the chicks gravitate towards him, especially when he starts his "i make 50 grand right now, and with an accounting degree i can up it to 65" speech. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

if that's the case, why don't all guys with money just keep going back to college over and over again?  they could get degrees in every subject.

[Mupepe]

I was thinking of specific people when I typed the above posts, not some ideal I'd constructed in my head.  There are plenty of genuinely gloomy and genuinely intellectual women out there.

gloomy and depressed are two very different things, sir.

[recursivelyenumerable]

yeah but I was using the word in the sense it had been used earlier in the thread

it's not in your head, they are paying attention most likely because you're not a depressed sap.  who wants to hang out with someone, much less fuck the hell out of them, when they seem depressed all the time?

which sounds to me more like "gloomy" than "clinically depressed"

[Mupepe]

i see.  when i think depressed, i think about the girls who listen to even more emo music than me and who used to/still cut themselves, cry over everything, fall in love after 2 days etc.  sweet tits.  i'm a pessimistic guy.  i can get down to some gloom fuck

[Phoenix Dark]

i see.  when i think depressed, i think about the girls who listen to even more emo music than me and who used to/still cut themselves, cry over everything, fall in love after 2 days etc.  sweet tits.  i'm a pessimistic guy.  i can get down to some gloom fuck

and then they make you feel like you're the bad person  :'(

[recursivelyenumerable]

i see.  when i think depressed, i think about the girls who listen to even more emo music than me

the girls I have in mind are more into ambient and noise music.  keep it playing 24/7 in their rooms.  they also produce it and obsessively tweak their synth textures, etc.

ok it's really just one girl I have in mind

who won't return my calls anymore  :'(

[Mupepe]

like Enya? 

and i'd give up all of my days to go back
there was all this wonder, and all of this magic
has this wonder, over and out?
if love were a whisper
what could i give you to speak?
maybe you're out of my reach....


yeah, that's about as emo/depressed as i get.  fuck off bitches


edit: oh i see you edited.  well at least we have each other.  naw mean?

[xnikki118x]

I've been hit on by quite a few more girls since I dyed my hair blonde. Weird lol.

[Mupepe]

I've been hit on by quite a few more girls since I dyed my hair blonde. Weird lol.

what about guys?  more or less?

[xnikki118x]

I've been hit on by quite a few more girls since I dyed my hair blonde. Weird lol.

what about guys?  more or less?

More. But there's been a greater percentage of women it seems. I dunno maybe I'm just weird.

[Synbios459]

I've been hit on by quite a few more girls since I dyed my hair blonde. Weird lol.

You need to change your tag to "So awesome, everyone from lesbos to flipper people want a piece of me."

[Madrun Badrun]

I've been hit on by quite a few more girls since I dyed my hair blonde. Weird lol.

You need to change your tag to "So awesome, everyone from lesbos to flipper people want a piece of me."

Thats not creepy.

[etiolate]

wow

[Ichirou]

Holy shit, Synbios strikes again.

[Synbios459]

Holy shit, Synbios strikes again.

GLERPA GLERP GLOP

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Vizzys]

oh dear

[Oblivion]

That said, i loved the student life style, but having to go back to living on $30 a week would kill me.

Spendthrift bastard.