Author Topic: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD (Read 1064 times)

CrystalGemini · « **on:** November 12, 2007, 06:17:59 PM »

WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MIDOL STRONGER.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:20:00 PM »

Maybe you did and it was a miscarriage.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:20:07 PM »

OK[/size]

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM »

If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis. THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:25:48 PM »

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:30:58 PM »

not me, I'm totally comfortable with my feminine side

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:31:43 PM »

Try explaining simple things to FoC, it's like giving birth to a distinguished mentally-challenged child that you want to drown.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:32:43 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM

If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis. THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

If men had periods, we wouldn't bitch and moan like a woman, we'd drown it out with liquor.

So shut the fuck up. And make me a sandwich.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:42:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 12, 2007, 06:32:43 PM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 12, 2007, 06:24:39 PM
If men had periods, they'd bleed through their penis. THAT'S HOW IT FEELS.

If men had periods, we wouldn't bitch and moan like a woman, we'd drown it out with liquor.

So shut the fuck up. And make me a sandwich.

Can you imagine writing your name with blood in the snow? That would be fucking manly!

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:43:37 PM »

Poor crystal, poor dear

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:44:14 PM »

I bet CrystalGemini thinks we should all suffer just because she does all the hurt for us.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:44:52 PM »

THE MOTHER OF EVILBORE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:45:27 PM »

She's been sleeping for the past two days! No joke! She slept like, fifteen hours the other day. And she's been home all day!

etiolate · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2007, 06:46:50 PM »

Most of EB will be passing kidney stones in their later years anyways, so we're saving up our sympathy for then.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:22:40 PM »

I thought this thread was going to be about taco bell

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2007, 09:26:31 PM »

womenz :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM »

yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:37:34 PM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:39:01 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 12, 2007, 06:46:50 PM

Most of EB will be passing kidney stones in their later years anyways, so we're saving up our sympathy for then.

I've actually heard that many women say passing kidney stones is actually worse than giving birth to children. Pretty scary if you ask me!

Feel better, CrystalGemini. *hug*

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2007, 10:42:35 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM

yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami

this is why I love you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 12, 2007, 10:36:40 PM

yeah, i passed a small child after thai the other night, if a small child is brown, runny, acidic, and stank as hell

basically i passed a young futami

Synbios459 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2007, 11:54:49 PM »

Has anyone here ever had a kidney stone before? I've heard it's worse for guys.

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Author Topic: I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A SMALL CHILD (Read 1064 times)