Author Topic: Man, it used to be so easy to get laid (Read 3886 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 13, 2007, 09:19:56 PM »

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I miss the 50s

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:27:36 PM »

aren't you supposed to be watching Gundam?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:29:11 PM »

I thought this was Gundam?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2007, 09:34:06 PM »

is it like Eva where there's a live action sequence inserted at the end?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:01:36 PM »

They should make an updated version of this PSA with Jotaro. He can teach boys to flick a middle finger and respond with a firm and aggressive look when they're being harassed by homos. TVC can play the role of the gay perv.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:48:28 PM »

I like how the first gay perv in the beginning looks like John Waters.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:53:57 PM »

This has got to be a spoof.

No wonder old people hate gays, if they showed this in schools!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:57:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2007, 10:48:28 PM

I like how the first gay perv in the beginning looks like John Waters.

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Did What the hell is wrong with this guy? Did his AIDS catch syphilis?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:58:10 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 13, 2007, 10:53:57 PM

This has got to be a spoof.

No wonder old people hate gays, if they showed this in schools!

It's true though. Look at how TVC keeps preying on Arvie.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2007, 10:59:09 PM »

but arvie isn't a little boy

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:01:11 PM »

TVC has been wanting a piece of Arvie even before he turned 18.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:05:19 PM »

I only joined EB like a month before becoming 18! Besides Whiteman has never done any really nice things for me nor taken me to any interesting places.

I like how Jimmy is put on probation and placed in the custity of his parents. Probation for what exactly? Lying to his parents? On the question of his sexuality after breathing cigarillo air? Going to interesting places!?

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 13, 2007, 10:57:35 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2007, 10:48:28 PM
I like how the first gay perv in the beginning looks like John Waters.

(Image removed from quote.)

Did What the hell is wrong with this guy? Did his AIDS catch syphilis?

He's over 60! And he's done a lot of drugs.

Arvie, I will take you nice places and do nice things for you. Just fly to Washington. And don't tell your parents where you are going. Tell them you are going to the mall or something.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:13:07 PM »

I hate the mall, so my mom would never believe it. Besides I don't have parents, I'm a bastard child, you should know that! Jeez you should at least attempt to seduce me, by making me feel like your the only one that cares, before making any big moves like asking me to fly out to you. Your like the worst pedophiles I ever met! Also no amount of drug use is reason to have green shaded skin!

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:15:31 PM »

Tell that to Bruce Banner.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:16:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 13, 2007, 11:13:07 PM

I hate the mall, so my mom would never believe it. Besides I don't have parents, I'm a bastard child, you should know that! Jeez you should at least attempt to seduce me, by making me feel like your the only one that cares, before making any big moves like asking me to fly out to you. Your like the worst pedophiles I ever met! Also no amount of drug use is reason to have green shaded skin!

Would you let TVC suck you in exchange for money or gifts? One of my friends used to do that when he was a teen. He wasn't gay either, supposedly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:19:51 PM »

No I don't want anything money wise, besides university to get payed for. I can't even think of shit that I want for Xmas besides sewing from my grandma, lol.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:21:05 PM »

So you want a sugar daddy to pay your uni fees?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:21:43 PM »

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still the best

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 13, 2007, 11:21:05 PM

So you want a sugar daddy to pay your uni fees?

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:41:11 PM »

Yeah, I'd take care of your uni fees. And you're like 30, so it's not really pedophilia on my part.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:44:10 PM »

blowjobs are universal

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:47:40 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2007, 11:41:11 PM

Yeah, I'd take care of your uni fees. And you're like 30, so it's not really pedophilia on my part.

The movie clearly made no distinction between homosexuality and pedophilia!

Yes I do have the mental age of a 30 year old and, with the beard, the look too

But I think I will decline your offer, as you know what they say, its better to stick with your friends anyways...O wait :'(

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2007, 11:44:10 PM

blowjobs are universal

You've been talking to Junpei to much.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:55:02 PM »

Arvie, I will buy you things you can't even pronounce. I will educate you and make you a worldly man. I am cultured and I have a large library of books, movies, music and dicks.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:55:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2007, 11:55:02 PM

Arvie, I will buy you things you can't even pronounce. I will educate you and make you a worldly man. I am cultured and I have a large library of books, movies, music and dicks.

It'll be like a super-gay version of My Fair Lady.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:57:40 PM »

No deal Whiteman. No one of culture lives in the States. I may share a flat with you in London though...

Quote from: Ichirou on November 13, 2007, 11:55:59 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2007, 11:55:02 PM
Arvie, I will buy you things you can't even pronounce. I will educate you and make you a worldly man. I am cultured and I have a large library of books, movies, music and dicks.

It'll be like a super-gay version of My Fair Lady.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2007, 11:59:18 PM »

Canadians can't accuse anyone of being cultureless. Say what you will about how shitty American society is, but the US has produced far, far more noteworthy artists than Canada could even dream of. We have Faulkner, you have. . .Loverboy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:08:12 AM »

There is no doubt that Canada lacks any kind of artistic culture at all. What I was saying is that a man of culture to me means you live off of landownership and stupid debtors, has a title, and lives a life that requires ones memoirs to be burnt or sealed in a museum after death. You have the last one and I'd break the first two rules if you you had a London flat

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:11:24 AM »

So basically, to you, culture means being some sort of exploitative capitalist? I'm certainly no humanist, Arvie, but I'm not that low. My selfish existence comes at the expense of the exploitation of no one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:17:08 AM »

On a serious note though, thats where I think we differ. I think my selfish existence will come at the expense of others.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:20:14 AM »

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Synbios459 · « **Reply #31 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:23:10 AM »

TVC if you saw me would you offer me a ride and a coke?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:25:44 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 14, 2007, 12:20:14 AM

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TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 14, 2007, 12:17:08 AM

On a serious note though, thats where I think we differ. I think my selfish existence will come at the expense of others.

So easy to say, not so easy to do. I enjoy being inconsiderate, but I have too much of something. Sense of karma? I don't know. Until I am wise, I am trying to keep my nose clean. Best not to start things I can't afford, and I am most certainly not ready to control people yet, so I keep my exploitations at a minimum.

And you are a good boy, Arvie, so I doubt you can commit any real iniquities that I wouldn't. Well, at least not with any wisdom.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2007, 12:57:19 AM »

Actually this is venturing into something I've wanted to talk to you for a while now. So can we continue it in Pm if you don't mind?

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:11:50 AM »

Sure, send me a PM. Don't expect an answer until tomorrow because I am fagging out with videogames.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:18:59 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2007, 01:11:50 AM

Sure, send me a PM. Don't expect an answer until tomorrow because I am fagging out with videogames.

I was think a while from now, like xmas break. I'm to busy to think right now, lol.

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:52:32 AM »

Too busy doing what? Aren't you basically a tramp?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:53:54 AM »

I want to move to Seattle.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:56:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2007, 01:53:54 AM

I want to move to Seattle.

You just want to move here because you know there are fools that want to be parted from their money via dentistry!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:07:01 AM »

too bad the Republic of Cascadia recently implemented a strict immigration cap on Forrest Gump fans.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2007, 05:52:48 AM »

Why did the pervo at the beginning just have to be BALD??

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** November 14, 2007, 09:10:56 AM »

All TVC needs to do is drop some DXM, DMT or a high concentration of Dayquil extract on Mike. Then he'll ravage his gruffy body while hes trippin in an alternate space time.

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 14, 2007, 12:17:08 AM

On a serious note though, thats where I think we differ. I think my selfish existence will come at the expense of others.

So, basically, no reach arounds for TVC :'(

bork · « **Reply #43 on:** November 14, 2007, 09:43:28 AM »

Damn, Inglewood's always been up to no good, huh?

Best line of that movie: "ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN THE HOMOSEXUAL IS ABOUT. HE MAY APPEAR NORMAL"

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:28:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 14, 2007, 09:10:56 AM

All TVC needs to do is drop some DXM, DMT or a high concentration of Dayquil extract on Mike. Then he'll ravage his gruffy body while hes trippin in an alternate space time.

Eh, I wouldn't want to give Arvie something that would prevent him from getting erections, which basically all those things do.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:22:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 14, 2007, 01:52:32 AM

Too busy doing what? Aren't you basically a tramp?

I work full time plus have online highschool,.. plus read and masturbate a lot!

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