Author Topic: Man, I'm going to fuck your tits off tonight. (Read 3664 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** October 16, 2006, 10:33:23 AM »

Willco, come over tonight. You look about a C-cup, and I'm fucking horney.

Titty fucking you would be like sticking my dick in a vat of delicious pancake batter. I love pancake batter. mmm.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:36:30 AM »

Well, this is a surreal way to start my week off.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:21:25 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:41:17 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:52:04 PM »

Willco is more into hardcore anal fisting. Just be sure to honk his manclit while you're in there.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:56:00 PM »

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT, I HAVE FEELINGS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:23:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 16, 2006, 12:52:04 PM

Willco is more into hardcore anal fisting. Just be sure to honk his manclit while you're in there.

what

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:27:11 PM »

He means my abnormally large Hebrew penis (he's not used to Jew-dick). By gentile standards it is even impressive!

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:13:05 PM »

I didn't know Willco was a filthy heeb. I always thought he was white.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:13:40 PM »

My mom is a convert - so technically, I'm legit. Although Tre thinks I'm a filthy liar.

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:18:38 PM »

Did you get circumcised yet?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:19:43 PM »

Of course, but that doesn't make you Hebrew. It was pretty much common medical practice for anybody until the last 10 years or so when it's been a bit of a controversy.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:22:42 PM »

WHo gives teh shit. Its just some skin. Sure its wonderful nerve tissue that sends you to HEAVEN, but whatever, if they didnt do it to me for all I know id be on a street corner playin with myself non stop

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:23:26 PM »

Yeah, it's a real shame.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:30:25 PM »

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:37:07 PM »

I really wouldnt want foreskin to be honest the idea that i'd get a stiffy just from touching fabrics already happens when i wear boxers so yeah i dont need more nerve endings. I had to switch to hard flannel boxers cause silk was just too smooth.

As for Willco being jewish he has to have it in her blood converts arent real jewish people to the real church. I went with a convert family to a funneral for their jewish friend and they were told to sit in the back cause they werent real jews. They ever do that to your family?

Ecrofirt must be drunk as hell to think man boobs are as smooth and soft as the big beautiful bounties from hot chicks around the world. Go fuck your gf Ecro, unless she dumped you then you can go rape Pheonix Dark or Jotaro.

APF · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:39:38 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 16, 2006, 04:30:25 PM

You're not an Ashkenazi?

Should of known, not like you're that bright.

Don't be such an Ashkenazi Nazi.

Prost · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:22:57 PM »

100 bucks says willco is working out more often now.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:47:48 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:50:24 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:20:25 PM »

PD can nibble on my foreskin anytime

EDIT....

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:50:02 PM »

LMFAO

i can tell becky to tell will to give u a blowjob if she agrees to give him a kiss after if u send me a bf2142 copy!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:17:48 AM »

morphix · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:04:53 AM »

Willco if I fly out to CA to put ZomBz on the chubby boy work out plan I'll let you join in free of charge because I like you

All I ask is that your GF makes me some of them disgusting gray cheese fries if I get the job done

Prost · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2006, 12:46:06 PM »

Morphix fill us in on the waychel thing. It's no secret to me that she was a substantial part of you losing so much weight (friends or more, either way). Is that one of the reasons you could possibly be flying to CA? or is this classified information?

P.S. maybe you could get a facial and a good tan to look asian? hehe

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:00:06 PM »

I think if there was a ship, then it has sailed, Prost.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:01:46 PM »

Kelly Leigh is baking cookies and heatin’ up the kitchen. It’s so hot that, by time Jeremy arrives, Kelly’s own “cookie” is nice and moist and ready to be chowed down on! She also needs him to dip his spatula into her fudge pot to whip up some icing to finish things off!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:07:47 PM »

STOOOP

morphix · « **Reply #28 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:18:25 PM »

Waychel doesn't know it yet but I am going to marry her. I just have to wait till she falls for the Asian guy of her dreams, then I'll pay some high class prostitute to break up the marriage then swoop in for the rebound.

I got it all figured out

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:20:52 PM »

"Waychel doesn't know it yet..."

She does now!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:25:47 PM »

I'd love to see Waychel's dolls go neck-and-neck with morphy's hentai wall of shame.

morphix · « **Reply #31 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:06:03 PM »

no more hentai I have been clean for a few months now

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:06:31 PM »

BullSHEET!

morphix · « **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:11:57 PM »

really I got rid of it all months ago, tis no hentai in my home anymore.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:16:12 PM »

I SEE THAT EVIL SMIRK!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:18:43 PM »

What about all the lolita pedo porn?

morphix · « **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:33:16 PM »

just some normal porn and a few of them japanese idol DVDs left

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Author Topic: Man, I'm going to fuck your tits off tonight. (Read 3664 times)