Author Topic: Evilbore: I NEED YER HELP! Christmas Related (Read 1265 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** November 14, 2007, 01:54:13 PM »

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DO I GET MY MOM AND GRANDMOTHER?!?!??!?!?!??!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:55:44 PM »

SLIPPERS

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:56:00 PM »

Tickets for back rubs!

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2007, 01:56:45 PM »

This big wop dick

bud · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »

lingerie.

MCD · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:08:02 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:26:34 PM »

scotch

Synbios459 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 14, 2007, 02:26:34 PM

scotch

burbon

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:40:34 PM »

Get your mom out of Aberdeen.

Actually, would she enjoy a day at a spa? There has to be one out at Ocean Shores or something...

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2007, 05:29:02 PM »

If you know what perfume she likes, get her a bottle of that.

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2007, 06:23:54 PM »

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES! Get them condoms.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »

How about i get my mom Black Books Complete Collection and my grandma some kinda of painting or statue?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:05:36 PM »

You could get them a card or some cookies.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2007, 07:13:25 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on November 14, 2007, 02:40:34 PM

Get your mom out of Aberdeen.

Actually, would she enjoy a day at a spa? There has to be one out at Ocean Shores or something...

I got my mom a massage for her birthday once, and she said it was the best present ever. Now my grandma wouldn't like it because she's a germophobe and wouldn't stand for a stranger touching her anywhere, but if your mom and grandma aren't neurotic I think the spa thing is a good idea.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2007, 10:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Jim Shorts on November 14, 2007, 06:36:18 PM

How about i get my mom Black Books Complete Collection and my grandma some kinda of painting or statue?

What kind of statue? The wooden Indian that you were talking about? I'm not sure if Granny would appreciate your sense of humour. Is your mom the half-Japanese parent? If so, maybe you could get her a Japanese Tea set. Same thing for Grandma if she's Japanese.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2007, 10:21:12 PM »

I got my Grandma a fleece 3 years ago and she still wears it for like 4 months every year, lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2007, 11:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Jim Shorts on November 14, 2007, 06:36:18 PM

How about i get my mom Black Books Complete Collection and my grandma some kinda of painting or statue?

I doubt you mom has taste tho. Get her a Golden Girls boxset, autographed by Mitt Romney. Grandma gets a new computer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2007, 11:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2007, 11:46:46 PM

Quote from: Jim Shorts on November 14, 2007, 06:36:18 PM
How about i get my mom Black Books Complete Collection and my grandma some kinda of painting or statue?

I doubt you mom has taste tho. Get her a Golden Girls boxset, autographed by Mitt Romney. Grandma gets a new computer

And by new you mean MAF"S old computer forcing MAF to get a new one. Its perfect for grandma as all the apps are already downloaded and the settings set! Merry Xmas MAF!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2007, 11:59:03 PM »

And get her one of those roll ball mice so she can surf the world wide world

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:15:21 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2007, 11:59:03 PM

And get her one of those roll ball mice so she can surf the world wide world

LOL I still have one of those mice. I'm using it right now.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:46:34 AM »

Just cause people are japanese doesnt mean they want tea sets. Dont suggest stuff a racist stranger might buy them!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:00:17 AM »

a vibrating dildo

very nice and maybe some stretchy pants

Synbios459 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:03:16 AM »

You could give your mom my address.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:05:31 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on November 15, 2007, 11:03:16 AM

You could give your mom my address.

bail out

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Author Topic: Evilbore: I NEED YER HELP! *Christmas Related* (Read 1265 times)

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