Author Topic: I sniff girls when they pass me by (Read 1119 times)

Powerslave · « **on:** November 14, 2007, 02:38:57 PM »

Usually happens in public transportation. When they walk by me or stand in front of me I sniff them. Especially when their hair is close to my face oh god. I also prepare myself for a big sniff when I see them approaching me when walking on the street. Omg gurlz.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:40:03 PM »

gurlz

their fannies smell good too

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:42:43 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:46:36 PM »

CREEPY FOREIGNERS

Synbios459 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:48:15 PM »

see guys, other people do creepy stuff to!!!

bud · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:49:30 PM »

synbios $:-\$

now i feel disgusted. ima edit.

hyp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »

on the bus/train do you sniff the chair after a girl has gotten up to leave?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:50:59 PM »

why do you like smelling whores

bud · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:51:41 PM »

would you smell their butts

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:54:26 PM »

would you sniff a used condom if it had been used to fuck a really attractive girl

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:56:15 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2007, 02:57:34 PM »

Today there was this couple and I kept looking at the girl's butt and her boyfriend had a look on his face as if he wanted to kill me but he didnt do anything lmao

Synbios459 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:01:15 PM »

WHY DON'T YOU GET MAD AT THESE CREEPY SOBS???

FatalT · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:05:24 PM »

You're weird as hell.

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:05:55 PM »

O_o x infinity.

Quote from: bud on November 14, 2007, 02:51:41 PM

would you smell their butts

That's hot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:10:46 PM »

wow.

i don't go out of my way to smell girls, but if they pass by and I smell their perfume or something, that's always good.

Do any of you waft their farts too? creepy assholes

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:14:59 PM »

I dont go out of my way either. They come in my way.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2007, 03:29:52 PM »

Haahaha you guys are totally weird I mean even phoenix dark is taken aback

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:27:36 PM »

Quote

"Do I Creep You Out"
-Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But I can surely tell
No one will ever
Love you like I do

I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum
That you threw in the garbage

You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?

Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh-oh!

Somethin' I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you,
Do I creep you out?
(Your restraining order's out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is "Do I creep you out?")
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »

Theres one girl at work, shes disgustingly attractive. Always wearing extremely pleasant smelling perfume, it makes me go crazy.

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2007, 04:58:37 PM »

My employer has an incredible knack for hiring extremely hot females. It's horrible. I wish I were knee deep in uglies. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2007, 05:18:05 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 14, 2007, 04:58:37 PM

My employer has an incredible knack for hiring extremely hot females. It's horrible. I wish I were knee deep in uglies. $:-\$

the free gym for employees makes for some incredibly hot employees here. omfg

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2007, 06:22:06 PM »

working with hot women is one of the worse things ever because you tend to find yourself jacking off like every 5 minutes

Synbios459 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2007, 06:25:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 14, 2007, 06:22:06 PM

working with hot women is one of the worse things ever because you tend to find yourself jacking off like every 5 minutes

$:-\$

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Author Topic: I sniff girls when they pass me by (Read 1119 times)