Author Topic: what's the hottest thing you have ever heard or been told in bed? (Read 1389 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 15, 2007, 03:45:55 PM »

tell me

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:47:32 PM »

"It's time for school"

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:52:59 PM »

that's not how your sister did it

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:54:10 PM »

"Don't forget to take out the trash"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:54:21 PM »

"alright, fine"

(then I did her in the bum while she tried to finish her math homework)

bud · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2007, 03:56:25 PM »

did she finish it?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:09:21 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 15, 2007, 03:47:32 PM

"It's time for school"

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:24:09 PM »

"you are so goddamn sexy". because it boosted my incredibly fragile needy ego, for about ten seconds anyway.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:24:50 PM »

aw. i guess i'll throw my two cents in...

i've had girls that dirty talk and while that is kinda hot, it's not exactly my thing. i only really do it to please them. i only say something if i'm actually feeling enough emotion to make me to. i don't just spout shit to make me hornier. 'naw mean?

the hottest thing i've ever heard is when I was fingering this girl (who is normally very silent minus a few moans) and she sticks her hand down my boxers and as soon as she grabs my Shaft (motherfucker) she let's out an exasperated "fuck yeah!"

for some reason i found it so hot. so simple, yet so elegant.

pollo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:25:20 PM »

"are you going to let me drink your cum"

"I wanna suck your cock so bad"

FatalT · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:25:46 PM »

"I want you to fuck me so bad."

But of course, I didn't. 15 year olds are bad. That was also awkward as hell to me for some reason. I guess I'm not into the dirty talk, either.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:26:32 PM »

"here's your warm milk with honey"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:26:46 PM »

Quote from: bud on November 15, 2007, 03:56:25 PM

did she finish it?

who gives a shit

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2007, 04:34:14 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on November 15, 2007, 04:25:46 PM

"I want you to fuck me so bad."

But of course, I didn't. 15 year olds are bad. That was also awkward as hell to me for some reason. I guess I'm not into the dirty talk, either.

it takes a bit to get used to. it doesn't turn me on, but it doesn't bother me anymore. it was weird when she (the first girl to ever do so) first started talking dirty. i didn't even know what to say back to her

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2007, 05:30:09 PM »

"put the tube back in when you're finished"

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2007, 08:04:10 PM »

What's the creepiest thing you've been told? For me it was: 'I'm only a woman on the outside, on the inside I don't feel like a woman. More like a man'

Valcrist · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2007, 08:07:59 PM »

"I need to go pee"

etiolate · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2007, 08:15:15 PM »

Told? I dunno. I guess "open your eyes" and then seeing her in a metroid shirt and pigtails.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2007, 08:35:01 PM »

"It's okay, honey. You tried."

Shuri · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:27:31 PM »

'That will be 10 dollah'

bagofeyes · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:31:58 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on November 15, 2007, 10:27:31 PM

'That will be 10 dollah'

that made me laugh for some reason

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:42:37 PM »

"I want you to fuck me so hard that I die and am reborn in a computer."

bagofeyes · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:44:21 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2007, 10:45:16 PM »

The irony is she was actually a sexbot. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 15, 2007, 10:45:16 PM

The irony is she was actually a sexbot. $:-\$

Who was once a real person but forcefully had her ghost copied and put into said sexbot.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #25 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:08:50 PM »

I think I read a story about that

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »

was it called ghost in the shell 2? Couse if it is they totally ripped off the name of that movie.

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