Long Duck Dong: Most accurate portrayal of an asian character in a US film?

[TVC15]

I think so.

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[Mupepe]

dong LOL

[Takuan]

Where's this from?

[Gay Boy]

Where's this from?

you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.

[ferrarimanf355]

Where's this from?

you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.

I haven't.  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Where's this from?

you gotta be shtting me. Everyone's seen 16 Candles.

...

[Takuan]

What's 16 Candles?

[Phoenix Dark]

i guess it's some shitty 80s movie that's not nearly as good as ferris beuller

[Himu]

AUTOMOBEEEEELLLLLLLL??

[Gay Boy]

What's 16 Candles?

every single human being has seen endless john hughes movies, its the american way.

[CajoleJuice]

I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.

[Phoenix Dark]

I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.

[BlueTsunami]

I haven't seen 16 Candles.

Or The Breakfast Club.

Lies

FUCKEN LIES

Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY

[Gay Boy]

Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY

Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one

[Ichirou]

John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.

[The Fake Shemp]

The cover to that always makes me laugh.  It looks like a Photoshop done by a community college student in graphic design.

[TVC15]

And it's like the movie is also starring the relatives of said community college student.

Do you think that actress got really excited when she got cast as Smirking Female Burglar in Home Alone 4?  I mean, is that really a resume builder?  What was she doing before?  What could this possibly have been a step up from?  Dog porn?

[Gay Boy]

John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.

My parents named me after the Hughes flick Sixteen Candles, what does that make me then? 

[Phoenix Dark]

Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY

Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one

Why do you care so much about majority opinion?

Curly Sue? Uncle Buck? Not to mention his classic writing for MASTERPIECES like Flubber and Home Alone 3

[Gay Boy]

Either one is usually being televised on TBS EVERY OTHER MINUTE OF THE DAY

Exactly!

I mean come on those movies have been forced at us nonstop. There isn't a single day where at least 154824 John Hughes movies are playing on tv. not one

Why do you care so much about majority opinion?

Curly Sue? Uncle Buck? Not to mention his classic writing for MASTERPIECES like Flubber and Home Alone 3

Uh Uncle Buck is fucking awesome.

[Ichirou]

John Hughes movies are the cinematic equivalent of raw sewage.

My parents named me after the Hughes flick Sixteen Candles, what does that make me then? 

Let's not get into this again.  You asked me to leave you alone, remember?

[The Fake Shemp]

And it's like the movie is also starring the relatives of said community college student.

Dude, one of the actors is TV's French Stewart!

[Ichirou]

French Stewart always looks like he's about to sneeze.

[Barry Egan]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE TALKING HEAD

[bagofeyes]

asians are really weird

[Smooth Groove]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

[bagofeyes]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

[Ichirou]

And spics.

[Smooth Groove]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

[TVC15]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

What's weird about wanting to fuck tiny subservient asian women that make your dick feel like twice as big as it actually is?

[bagofeyes]

I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

[Ichirou]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

Wait, you're not white?  I feel betrayed.

[TVC15]

I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you

[Phoenix Dark]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird. 

What's weird about wanting to fuck tiny subservient asian women that make your dick feel like twice as big as it actually is?

If I wanted that sensation I'd go the pedo route. Less hair, better teeth

[bagofeyes]

I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you

Ok, do you like Germany? That's where the white man is king.

[Ichirou]

I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you

Let's go vacation in Italy together, mang.  That's where I'm going when I finish JET.

[Smooth Groove]

White women are way hotter than Asians even if the lack of pigment do make whites age faster.  I've never had any interest in watching Asian pornstars "perform".  They just don't do anything for me.  Some 1/2 Asians are OK though.  

[Smooth Groove]

asians are really weird

Not as weird as the crackers that choose to live among them. 

you're obviously jealous of white people

That makes no sense at all, even if you don't know my race.  My point was that it's weird for whites to want to live in Asian countries.  Especially if those whites are going to complain about Asians being weird.  

Wait, you're not white?  I feel betrayed.

Huh?  I'm saying that even if he didn't know I was white, it makes no sense to say that I was jealous of white people. 

[TVC15]

I'm getting a bit sick of Japan anyways. I'm gonna go to Europe soon.

Take me with you

Let's go vacation in Italy together, mang.  That's where I'm going when I finish JET.

You're just trying to get into my pants by scratching my Caligula itch!

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it's working

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[Ichirou]

When I went to Italy in 2004 one of the places I stopped at was Cinecitta, where they filmed Caligula (and Once Upon A Time in the West, and a bunch of Fellini films, and Spartacus, and Cleopatra, etc., etc., etc.).  I will take you there.

We'll ride on a little Vespa like Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.

[TVC15]

When I went to Italy in 2004 one of the places I stopped at was Cinecitta, where they filmed Caligula (and Once Upon A Time in the West, and a bunch of Fellini films, and Spartacus, and Cleopatra, etc., etc., etc.).  I will take you there.

We'll ride on a little Vespa like Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.

On Cinecitta:

Founded in 1937 by Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini,

O.M.G. I *love* Mussolini!

Additionally, the HBO series Rome was filmed here from 2004-2007, the show being widely acclaimed for its sets and designs. BBC Wales conducted some filming at Cinecittà reusing these sets for the fourth series of the Corporation's hit science fiction show Doctor Who, for an episode dealing with the explosion of Mount Vesuvius in ancient Pompeii. Series Four is set to air in Spring 2008.

OMG YOU ARE SO MUCH NICER TO ME THAN ARVIE!

[Phoenix Dark]

someone needs to make a OUATITW appreciation thread 

[Ichirou]

And I can spell properly. Beat THAT, Arvie. 

[bagofeyes]

Have you got a beard?

[Ichirou]

Give me two weeks, and I will!