My friends want me to get a MySpace account so that I can, you know, add them or whatever.
I'm 33. I don't mind talking shit with you fucking morons on message boards; I find that to be rather sporting, and every now and then you can find someone who lives close to you and fuck them (if you're single) or make a new drinking / drug buddy. Whatevs.
But MySpace? I feel that I'm too old for that. I don't know.