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Eel O'Brian

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Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« on: November 17, 2007, 11:53:08 PM »
Don't be fooled by the demo like I was.
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 12:48:55 AM »
:lol
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2007, 12:56:34 AM »
:'(
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2007, 01:14:12 AM »
It controls great with the sixaxis.  It's just a bad game.  They must have put the best level in the demo, because the demo was awesome - fighting a zillion Germans during a thunderstorm in an experimental "wing" type plane.

However, the actual game is deep-fried ass so far.  

You start off as a codger trying to relive his glory days at an air show, which is of course the perfect way to start off a fucking action flight game.  You're expected to perform ten "stunts" such as flying underneath a bridge to collect tokens.  So it's a collectathon during the tutorial part.  And the "stunts" are pretty hard, frustrating, even.  And if you fuck up on the last stunt, guess what - you're doing the whole thing over again.  So I finally finish this tedious chore, and the scene morphs into a dogfight with some Germans.  Okay, cool, now we're in it to win it.  Only, no we're not.  This action lasts about two minutes, then cut scene.

Only it's not a cut scene, it's a fucking graphic novel with the return of our old friend COMIC SANS LETTERING from the first game.  For the comic-styled "panels" they apparently used some random dudes who were hanging around the dev studio, and dressed them out of the costume closet of a local High School's drama class.  The one guy who's supposed to be the lead character didn't even get his fucking hair cut in a period style for the photo shoot, so he's got that "WWII by way of 2005" look going on.  They've taken these staged photos and run them through the Photoshop "Posterize" and "Watercolor" filters to "art them up."  The voice acting and dialogue is perfectly suited to these Bazooka Joe quality cut scenes.

Then, first mission.  It's an escort mission.  So, thirty minutes into this game about flying experimental secret aircraft with cool prototype weaponry which will turn German airplanes into fiery coffins, I've gotten to do that for exactly two minutes.  In this escort mission, you have to keep your partner with the awful fake British accent in your line of sight, or the mission fails.  And the fake Brit evidently learned to pilot by watching mosquitoes fly, because he is all over the goddamned place like he's trying to shake you on purpose.  I quit playing after the second restart.

I still want a good flight game which uses the sixaxis, but this isn't it.  I'll give it another try in a few minutes, but I am guessing I played the best part of this game in the demo.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2007, 01:24:06 AM »
What's worse - I had forgotten I had added this to my Gamefly queue, and they've already shipped it (five days ago, still hasn't gotten here).  So now it'll be at least another solid week before I get a game to replace it.  I feel like the Michael Scott of videogames right now.
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2007, 01:46:40 AM »
Again, in a game about dogfights, I have to fly over a train moving through a bunch of trees to drop a spy on top of it.  Man, I'd sincerely love to beat the shit out of anyone who worked on this game.
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2007, 02:05:45 AM »
well, thanks for biting the bullet on that one. if evilbore does the broader community one service, it's that we actually play and evaluate the games everyone overlooks.
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 02:09:10 AM »
Be glad you played it on PS3, so you don't have it smeared on your Gamercard

Pimp My Ride  :'(
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 02:14:21 AM »
I mean, you'd think it would be simple - "Let's make a game about cool fictional WWII dogfighting with weird planes and crazy weapons.  The only thing we have to keep in mind is to include some actual dogfighting in this flying game of ours, and not start it off with an endless bunch of bullshit about old men and escort missions."

I'm going to get Uncharted tomorrow and see if I can wash the taste of this away.  I was going to get Assassin's Creed, but I don't want to give Ubisoft any more of my money for a while.

Pimp My Ride makes me feel a little better.
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Re: Blazing Angels 2 one-sentence review
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 02:48:13 AM »
I thought we all learned this lesson with the first Blazing Angels.



Anyway, buy Uncharted.  That'll help.  Definitely the best thing I've played on the PS3 by a wide margin.  Then on Dec 4, download Crimson Skies off XBL.  Problems solved.
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