"To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white. "
"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't. "
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. "
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. "
Dirty google cheaters get the hivvy!
