Does anyone really give a shit about the Dalai Lama?

[bagofeyes]

I don't

[GilloD]

I do.

[TVC15]

Some of them there Beastie Boys do.

[Human Snorenado]

He's a pretty cool dude but it's frustrating trying to say that you're a buddhist to the average joe because they automatically think, "Oh like the Dalai Lama, amirite?"  when in fact Tibetan Buddhists are like 5% of buddhists worldwide, and their offshoot has some very goofy ass beliefs.

[TVC15]

If the Dalai Lama had his Tibet, doesn't Tibetan Buddhism jive with all sorts of not-so-okay human rights things?  I remember hearing slavery mentioned?

[Madrun Badrun]

Lamas condone slavery because living on the farm is better that the wild.

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[Phoenix Dark]

I was against him before I was for him

[Himu]

Who exactly is Dalai Lama?

[Madrun Badrun]

Who exactly is Dalai Lama?

The little kid who is curious of Brad Pitt. 

[TVC15]

His causes are definitely admirable. 

British journalist Christopher Hitchens criticised the Dalai Lama in 1998, questioned his alleged support for India's nuclear weapons testing, his statements about sexual misconduct, his suppression of Shugden worship, as well as his meeting Shoko Asahara, whose cult Aum Shinrikyo released sarin nerve gas in the Tokyo subway system.[31] According to Tashi Wangdi, Representative to the Americas of the Dalai Lama, there was no suppression of Shugden worship. "Officially there has never been any repression or denial of rights to practitioners," said Wangdi. "But after His Holiness’ advice [against worship] many monastic orders adopted rules and regulations that would not accept practitioners of Shugden worship in their monastic order."

The Dalai Lama supports sarin gassing the Japanese.  As an enemy of the wacky Jappy, he is an enemy of videogame fans.

[Phoenix Dark]

The less jappafags the better

[Smooth Groove]

His causes are definitely admirable. 

British journalist Christopher Hitchens criticised the Dalai Lama in 1998, questioned his alleged support for India's nuclear weapons testing, his statements about sexual misconduct, his suppression of Shugden worship, as well as his meeting Shoko Asahara, whose cult Aum Shinrikyo released sarin nerve gas in the Tokyo subway system.[31] According to Tashi Wangdi, Representative to the Americas of the Dalai Lama, there was no suppression of Shugden worship. "Officially there has never been any repression or denial of rights to practitioners," said Wangdi. "But after His Holiness’ advice [against worship] many monastic orders adopted rules and regulations that would not accept practitioners of Shugden worship in their monastic order."

The Dalai Lama supports sarin gassing the Japanese.  As an enemy of the wacky Jappy, he is an enemy of videogame fans.

Good. They should be taught a lesson for not buying the 360. 

[TVC15]

How about Tibetan Buddhism being ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, PD?

In October 1998, the Dalai Lama's administration acknowledged that it received US$1.7 million a year in the 1960s from the U.S. Government through the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA),

A puppet for one of the most corrupt wet works rings in the modern world?  Still admirable, PD?  

[Smooth Groove]

How about Tibetan Buddhism being ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, PD?

In October 1998, the Dalai Lama's administration acknowledged that it received US$1.7 million a year in the 1960s from the U.S. Government through the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA),

A puppet for one of the most corrupt wet works rings in the modern world?  Still admirable, PD?  

That explains why they're always causing political trouble for the Chinese government.  Good job, TVC.  You're a learned man indeed. 

[Madrun Badrun]

But who doesn't receive secret money form the US these days?  I mean really now. 

[TVC15]

Eh, I just looked it up.  I recalled hearing dirt on him some time back.  I just didn't know there was dirt this, well, dirty.  It turns out the slavery thing was wrong, but boy, the dirt I found was even more delicious.

[Ichirou]

The less jappafags the better

You want over half of Evilbore dead?!

[Phoenix Dark]

The less jappafags the better

You want over half of Evilbore dead?!

I would grant all EB'ers immunity. GAF...not so much

[bagofeyes]

I remember john safran doing a show where he told people on the street these right-wing/conservative quotes and then asked them if they thought they were by the pope or the dalai lama, and most people said the pope but they were actually said by richard gere's bum buddy.

[TVC15]

In his defense, I would probably sell any one of you cunts out to the CIA for a million dollars.  Or even half that.  I'd sell Willco to the feds for maybe 100 bucks and some 70s art porn.  I'd sell Synbios out for, well, I'll give the CIA money to take him away. 

[bagofeyes]

In his defense, I would probably sell any one of you cunts out to the CIA for a million dollars.  Or even half that.  I'd sell Willco to the feds for maybe 100 bucks and some 70s art porn.  I'd sell Synbios out for, well, I'll give the CIA money to take him away. 

tell the CIA he blew his hands off making a bomb

[Mandark]

If the CIA gave me money, I'd use it to make feature-length animated movies in England.

[bagofeyes]

I wanna be a CIA spook

[Tauntaun]

I wanna be a CIA spook

you gotta find some turrrrists