Author Topic: in this topic we write future nate drake/bill sully crappy-ass sex banter (Read 3417 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 18, 2007, 11:17:17 PM »

bill: "i'm too old for this shit, nate"

nate: "you weren't too old for that waitress in rio de janeiro!"

bill: "i just can't keep up"

nate: "you sure could keep it up for that bartender in asuncion!"

bill: "this old ticker's gonna fail"

nate: "but the ol' dicker sure worked like a charm with that table dancer in the seychelles!"

bill: "<groan>"

nate: "i bet you made that stripper back in jamaica groan like that, too!"

bill: "fuck you, nate, you stupid shit"

nate: "i bet you fucked that porn star in brasilia in her stupid shit!"

bill: "i swear to god you jugheaded fuck if you do not shut the fuck up so help me god i will cut your ass off"

nate: "i bet that sweet little aerobics instructor back in belize swore to god too when you. uh. helped her. uh, uhh. fucked her. uh. ass off."

bill: <draws gun>

bill: <shoots nate dead>

all: <applause>

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:18:00 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:18:27 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:18:55 PM »

play the first 30 minutes of uncharted, and learn why amy hennig doesn't have a hollywood scriptwriting career

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »

Is Bill the cheeseburger looking "chick"?

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:20:08 PM »

Ah ok, maybe there is a video on youtube or something.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:20:54 PM »

Yeah, I think I know a little too much about Amy's preferences now. She likes it CALIGULA style.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:20:58 PM »

no, bill is the old sidekick guy. elena is the victor-victoria thing.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:21:10 PM »

The chick has a really annoying voice. Drake's not much better.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:22:30 PM »

Yeah, the old model for the chick was worse, but the one that made it in the game is still pretty ugly. I find it odd that such an ugly women with such terrible voice acting made it into a game in which a woman had a prominent role. She must hate other women, women that aren't herself. I bet she wants all the pricks in the world to herself, in her ass, all at once, peeing the white pee.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:22:56 PM »

i like elena and nate's delivery fine -- in fact, it's some of the best videogame va delivery i've heard. it's just a shame about the lines! well, and the weird-ass facial animation.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:23:35 PM »

OMG PEEING THE WHITE PEE!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:24:30 PM »

I'm not saying that the VA is bad technically but that chick's voice just grate on my nerves for some reason.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:25:04 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 18, 2007, 11:22:30 PM

Yeah, the old model for the chick was worse, but the one that made it in the game is still pretty ugly. I find it odd that such an ugly women with such terrible voice acting made it into a game in which a woman had a prominent role. She must hate other women, women that aren't herself. I bet she wants all the pricks in the world to herself, in her ass, all at once, peeing the white pee.

There's a chick on campus who is by far the ugliest girl I've ever seen. She looks just like a guy and I fucking swear everyone gets her confused for a guy too.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:25:41 PM »

i like how ancient ruins have barrels of live VOLCANIC gunpowder still lying around, unrotted and conveniently placed next to tottering pillars

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:27:24 PM »

I don't think the voice acting is all that bad. The dialogue started off okay, but got worse, then it gets a little better, then it gets worse, etc. It's like a Richard Chamberlain DTV adventure film from the early 80s with a bigger budget.

Yeah, that chick is ugly. I wonder if the dark circles around her eyes are ever explained.

Sully sounds like John Vernon, but John Vernon is dead, so whoever voiced Sully is doing a pretty good John Vernon impression.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:28:31 PM »

The random barrels are just part of their stylistic design, Drinky, like the ugly girl and weird looking facial animations.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:29:11 PM »

There are random explosive barrels in even the best games, though (HL2).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:31:52 PM »

but do those barrels have identical pyroclastic eruptions when shot

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:33:08 PM »

it's the way it's packed

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:33:55 PM »

i know so little about 16th century english explorers it seems :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:37:08 PM »

They managed to cram a German U-Boat into the storyline, so I am now obligated to like it 20% more because of that

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:40:10 PM »

oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:43:22 PM »

Assassin's Creed would benefit from some of that dialogue:

Altair - "I've stabbed the target in the neck"

SciFi Doctor - "Oh, like the way you stabbed that 'virgin' chick back in Bethlehem"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:45:12 PM »

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 18, 2007, 11:40:10 PM

oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played

Two Worlds

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:46:22 PM »

demi

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:47:03 PM »

Demi liked Two Worlds so much that he played through it TWICE! Once for each world!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:47:26 PM »

once for each world

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:51:33 PM »

each world once

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:54:18 PM »

I must have a really dirty mind. One for each hole popped in my head when I read Prole's post.

Oblivion · « **Reply #31 on:** November 19, 2007, 12:49:14 AM »

I thought this was a dialogue between Bill Trinen and Nate whateverhisface is from NoA localization.

..and it probably would have been just as appropriate.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** November 19, 2007, 06:06:43 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 18, 2007, 11:18:55 PM

play the first 30 minutes of uncharted, and learn why amy hennig doesn't have a hollywood scriptwriting career

The intro's expository dialogue is amongst the worst I've ever heard

I thought Amy was a fallen star from the TV/movie industry but a quick check on imdb certainly puts the kibosh on THAT theory

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** December 29, 2008, 03:00:21 AM »

so now that I'm playing this game, i have to agree with drinky. The amount of sexualized banter in this game is ridiculous.

Tabasco · « **Reply #34 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:25:01 AM »

dammitmattt · « **Reply #35 on:** December 29, 2008, 08:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 18, 2007, 11:40:10 PM

oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played

Because they have nothing else.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** December 29, 2008, 08:19:57 AM »

that's a nice-looking screenshot

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #37 on:** December 29, 2008, 10:41:24 AM »

I lol'd

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #38 on:** December 29, 2008, 10:55:31 AM »

The problem with this game is that the shooting isn't realistic at all.

It doesn't take five direct hits in the chest with a pistol to kill someone. That shit would have been fine in Cartoon Land: Drake's Fortune but not in a "realistic" game.

cool breeze · « **Reply #39 on:** December 29, 2008, 11:38:16 AM »

pretty sure that this game isn't trying to be realistic

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40 on:** December 29, 2008, 12:43:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 18, 2007, 11:45:49 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 18, 2007, 11:40:10 PM
oh, i like the game, but i do NOT see where gaf's paroxysms were coming from. it feels like a lightweight, adventure-y gears of war with a weirdly inconsistent rendering engine and quite possibly the worst script since, well, the last slovakian game not titled "the witcher" that i've played

Two Worlds

Forsooth, nave!

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