http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/SaveMoney/10WaysToPayCashForChristmas.aspx1. Adjust your withholding (Setting up your next article "You have taxes and are fucked"?)
2. Use your miles (BO BO BO I SHOULD USE MY FREQUENT FLYER MILES?! THANKS LADY!)
3. Ransack your rewards (I would have a credit card to have credit awards! Why not use my awesome credit card?!)
4. Use your coins (You cold bitch! Coins are for POOR PEOPLE AND STARBUCKS TIP JARS!)
5. Get a(nother) job (wtf bitch! YOU get another job!)
6. Sell your stuff (this would put me negative in gains for Christmas!)
7. Sell someone else's stuff (Wow. That's reaching.)
8. Cancel some money suckers (Do you work for Sony? GIVE ME BACK MY HARDWARE BC!)
9. Submit your receipts (OK GRANDMA! WTF!)
10. Try a 'Buy Nothing (Else)' month (Haha, oh how i've tried the mythical buy nothing else month)