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bagofeyes

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Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« on: November 21, 2007, 08:05:56 PM »
You know those fucks that will be walking ahead, but to the side of you and then will suddenly, for no reason, walk diagonally across your path and you almost run into them? Yeah, fuck them.

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 08:28:17 PM »
what if it's a hot chick?

BlueTsunami

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 08:31:30 PM »
I hate people who walk slow and walk diagonal in front of my car. I make a point of speeding up and hopefully clipping them with my driver side mirror (or passenger side) and seeing them look back at me. Ahhh, you thought I couldn't do shit in my car huh? FUCK YOU BITCH
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bagofeyes

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 08:34:41 PM »
what if it's a hot chick?

That's when you 'accidentally' walk into her, touching her bottom with your crotch.

Valcrist

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 08:40:17 PM »
What about group walkers?  The people who just have to line up in barricade formation.  Fuck those people too.

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 09:06:00 PM »
What about group walkers?  The people who just have to line up in barricade formation.  Fuck those people too.

Just say "black people" .. no need to disguise your intentions.


bagofeyes

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 09:08:23 PM »
This thread just got juicy!!

Powerslave

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 09:44:27 PM »
I hate people who walk slow and walk diagonal in front of my car. I make a point of speeding up and hopefully clipping them with my driver side mirror (or passenger side) and seeing them look back at me. Ahhh, you thought I couldn't do shit in my car huh? FUCK YOU BITCH

heh, too bad your mirrors will get damaged

BlueTsunami

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 09:46:23 PM »
I hate people who walk slow and walk diagonal in front of my car. I make a point of speeding up and hopefully clipping them with my driver side mirror (or passenger side) and seeing them look back at me. Ahhh, you thought I couldn't do shit in my car huh? FUCK YOU BITCH

heh, too bad your mirrors will get damaged

eh, their the type that actually flip back (for whatever reason, I don't know whats the use of it). I've got used to driving really close to things, so I have a knack for nearlying clipping pedestrians and freaking them out.
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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 10:03:31 PM »
What about group walkers?  The people who just have to line up in barricade formation.  Fuck those people too.

Just say "black people" .. no need to disguise your intentions.


:lol
ffs

Valcrist

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2007, 12:10:25 AM »
What about group walkers?  The people who just have to line up in barricade formation.  Fuck those people too.

Just say "black people" .. no need to disguise your intentions.



lol.  I've never had experience with that, I'm a student, and friends that travel in groups always block the way.
black people here usually walk in twos.  Its always two guys, or two guys and 1 girl.

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Re: Diagonal walkers are almost as bad as slow walkers
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2007, 04:12:49 AM »
What about group walkers?  The people who just have to line up in barricade formation.  Fuck those people too.

Absolutely. I HATE when people do that.

I walk fast. Get over it and GTFO!
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