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ParticleReality

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Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« on: November 23, 2007, 12:29:30 AM »
Admiting I have the problem is the first step.

Acetaminophen 325mg
Dextromethorphan HBr 15mg
Doxylamine Succinate 6.25mg

aka Nyquil.

I know what you may be thinking, how can I be addicited? Well I don't know but they make me feel happy and I get a nice buzz before I pass out for a few hours.

Ive had a pretty bad cold this week so my mom said I could take them before bed. Yesterday I had one and I thought I wasn't wearing pants. I think I'm going to take two to see how the party lasts.

Is there anything stronger I can take?

MrAngryFace

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 12:30:23 AM »
Advil got me through retail, Alcohol is my new thing. Bye bye advil.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 12:35:21 AM »
If you let it sit out for a while, you might have something
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T234

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 12:42:06 AM »
NYQUIL IS FER PUSSIE DIRNK MOONNNSHIN LIKE THE RREST OF US THIS CAAPPSKLOCK IS MORE FUCKED UP THAN I AM AND I'M PRRETTY FUCCED UP FUCK YAKOF SMEERNOF ANS YER INFERIOR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 12:59:38 AM »
what are you drinking t234
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Mupepe

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 01:01:52 AM »
buy a dime bag and get the party started.

T234

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 01:04:54 AM »
smirnoff vodka im pretty fucked up rengoku 2 is awesomeeee
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 01:05:44 AM »
try pinnacle vodka, it rox
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Candyflip

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 01:08:57 AM »
buy a dime bag and get the party started.
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TVC15

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 01:32:39 AM »
Look at junior thinking he has a problem.  CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE TURNING IN YOUR BEST FRIENDS TO MALL SECURITY, BEHIND A DUMPSTER AT THE BACK OF SEARS JUST SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH MONEY TO SCRATCH YOUR ROBITUSSIN JONES! 

You aren't even at square one of the cough syrup shame spiral, kid.  Don't be trying to impress none of us fancy boys, here.
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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 01:39:58 AM »
i used to suck dick for coke.  Now that's an addiction.  You ever suck any dick for Nyquil?

Barry Egan

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 01:46:35 AM »
you've clearly come to the wrong place if surpassing your vices is the aim.  I say you usher in the 30 year shame spiral you've initiated with a few hearty chugs and a dexedrine for kicks!
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TVC15

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 02:22:51 AM »
Yeah, keep in mind, Child of Evilbore, that addiction isn't something that only happens to junkies.  Most regular, well adjusted people need their fix of something.  And even if it's not a drug or a pill or booze, after years of regular mental stimulus, anything, and I mean anything, can take the place of a drug you put in your mouth.

Welcome to the machine, kid.  If you're anything like the rest of American youths, it's going to get a lot worse before it gets any better, too.

And me, trust me.  I'm not afraid of telling you the truth.  The people close to you that know you and love you, they won't want to crush the hope in your head (and in their hearts) that you can come up all fine without any issues.  Everybody's got something horribly wrong with them.  Don't hold it against them; they are probably keeping their fingers crossed, thinking that if things go just a little differently for you than it did for them, you can have something approximating a perfect life on a level of personal development.
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Candyflip

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 03:05:14 AM »
Look at junior thinking he has a problem.  CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE TURNING IN YOUR BEST FRIENDS TO MALL SECURITY, BEHIND A DUMPSTER AT THE BACK OF SEARS JUST SO YOU CAN GET ENOUGH MONEY TO SCRATCH YOUR ROBITUSSIN JONES! 
Damn. If I were that bad I probably would have just ended up snatching them. Those little bottles are expensive here.
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bagofeyes

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Re: Hi, my name is Brian. I have an addiction.
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 05:36:26 AM »
lol