Author Topic: What should I finish off my night with? (Read 3375 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** November 26, 2007, 12:40:20 AM »

I officially got nothing accomplished over this break, which is depressing.

I might as well finish tonight off with a bang, though, I guess. I've got a bunch of movies I haven't opened yet, and no idea what I should watch (and probably fall asleep watching within a few minutes).

I also realized that the joy of Thanksgiving is going to leave me with $270 less in my next paycheck. Christmas is going to be wonderful as well, as I lose a week of work between Christmas and New Year's. Merry fucking christmas.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:42:32 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 26, 2007, 12:40:20 AM

I might as well finish tonight off with a bang

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:44:52 AM »

put on some hanson and have a pillow fight with nikki!

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:45:37 AM »

Goddamn, Drinky beat me to it.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:47:54 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 26, 2007, 12:44:52 AM

put on some hanson and have a pillow fight with nikki!

I already listened to the Hanson CD tonight so as to not be an uninformed assface in that thread.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:51:22 AM »

You're a better man than I. The things we do for love...

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:45:06 AM »

I've still gotta take that hanson challenge

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:46:23 AM »

Please tell me which of them has the sexiest voice afterwards.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2007, 08:13:08 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2007, 10:39:46 AM »

you guys are pricks

xnikki118x · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:21:04 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:23:17 AM »

Is the fat dude like a roadie who sleeps with the chicks after Hanson's done with 'em?

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:23:56 AM »

They all ended up being pretty cute. Everyone looks awkward as a teenager.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:28:11 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 02:23:17 AM

Is the fat dude like a roadie who sleeps with the chicks after Hanson's done with 'em?

His name is Ashley and he's a friend of the family. He directed a documentary about them, and that picture was taken at one of the film festivals it was screened at. The blonde is his wife. He's a huge asshole to anyone and everyone he comes across. He films most of their concerts and has slammed into me with his fat self and his camera more than once.

L-R: Zac, his wife Kate, Isaac, his wife Nikki, [Ashley's wife Mindy I think, Ashley,] Taylor's wife Natalie, Taylor.

It's worth noting that Natalie had a son, her third child, like six weeks prior to this picture and she still looks amazing.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:29:20 AM »

Someone find a link to that LJ devoted to obsessed Hanson fans. I remember someone posted it on GAF a while back. Not only did it have bizarre photoshops, but there were posts by fans who'd been taken backstage and had actually fucked the Hanson kids. I remember one chick posted how she'd fucked Taylor Hanson, and then a few tour dates later had been taken backstage to meet him again and he didn't even remember her - then they fucked again.

Where's the love!? THERE'S NOT ENOUGH.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:31:36 AM »

hey, whos gonna turn down a free fuck?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:38:52 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 02:29:20 AM

Someone find a link to that LJ devoted to obsessed Hanson fans. I remember someone posted it on GAF a while back. Not only did it have bizarre photoshops, but there were posts by fans who'd been taken backstage and had actually fucked the Hanson kids. I remember one chick posted how she'd fucked Taylor Hanson, and then a few tour dates later had been taken backstage to meet him again and he didn't even remember her - then they fucked again.

Where's the love!? THERE'S NOT ENOUGH.

The only one I know of/post in is http://community.livejournal.com/hanson/

Isaac is actually the one with the reputation of sleeping with groupies, but he was also the last to get married. Taylor knocked up a fan and then married her, and Zac dated and subsequently married her best friend.

Zac is big into video games. Maybe he posts on GAF lol.

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 27, 2007, 02:31:36 AM

hey, whos gonna turn down a free fuck?

Good point.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:41:29 AM »

They probably pass their wives around to each other and do other kinky rock star shit like that. lulz

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:43:23 AM »

People actually think that, because Taylor's first child looks remarkably like Zac. So people are all ZOMG CONSPIRACY!

What they don't understand is that because Taylor and Zac are brothers, and kind of look alike themselves...things like that can happen. Without adultery!

*headdesk*

Isaac married the hottest chick so they all probably want a piece of her.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:45:52 AM »

I bet it was, like, Zac knocked up the groupie but didn't want to marry her because she had probably slept with all three and they weren't sure who the dad was, and then Taylor ended up marrying her out of pity, but after having her sign an airtight pre-nup.

We should e-mail Perez Hilton this red-hot rumor.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:51:24 AM »

Whoa, wtf, when did nikki becoming a walking Hanson wikipedia.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:53:13 AM »

Well, I think we all knew she was way too normal. I'm glad we finally found what was wrong with her, and that it's something as relatively harmless as being a Hanson fan.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:56:03 AM »

Yeah, this is like being invited into a well adjusted person's home for a dinner party, reveling in good food and fine wine, then wandering off to find the restroom only to stumble upon a secret lair of Nazi memorabilia and Aryan porn.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:01:45 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 02:53:13 AM

Well, I think we all knew she was way too normal.

Normal? I'm dating Ecrofirt and have been for a long time. And you thought I was normal? ROFLZ.

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 02:53:13 AM

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Do you like Reel Big Fish?

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2007, 02:56:03 AM

Yeah, this is like being invited into a well adjusted person's home for a dinner party, reveling in good food and fine wine, then wandering off to find the restroom only to stumble upon a secret lair of Nazi memorabilia and Aryan porn.

Please tell me this didn't actually happen to you?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:02:30 AM »

I love Reel Big Fish. My favorite album of theirs is Why Do They Rock So Hard?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:30:18 AM »

AHA! I asked because of the "ONE OF US!" thing. I didn't want to respond with "it's not so bad being trendy" and have you be like "WTF are you talking about?"

My favorite is...I'm gonna cheat and say Our Live Album Is Better Than Your Live Album.

Because I can't decide between Cheer Up!, Turn the Radio Off, and Why Do They Rock So Hard? for studios.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:34:32 AM »

The phrase "ONE OF US!" actually comes from an old 1930s horror film called Freaks, and The Ramones and later Reel Big Fish took the phrase. You should ask Synbios about it sometime, I believe one of the titular freaks was actually a flipper baby.

The live album is amazing. What a cool band. I don't think anybody else here really likes them, though.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:18:50 AM »

Flipper babies really exist?

People who don't like RBF suck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:20:48 AM »

Freaks scared the shit out of me as a kid. There's no way that movie could be made today

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:20:48 AM

Freaks scared the shit out of me as a kid. There's no way that movie could be made today

Evilbore has already hosted the real-life version of Freaks: G, Synbios, and Mowles.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:25:00 AM »

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<3 Shake

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:33:32 AM »

You should end the night off with a JO sesh.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:36:06 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 27, 2007, 02:21:04 AM

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Wow at the chick in the purple dress.

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:41:12 AM »

The chicks are all pretty hot. Hanson had the right idea going after groupies, I guess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:43:09 AM »

They all look plain. In fact, Hanson looks better than them no homo

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:43:43 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:43:09 AM

They all look plain. In fact, Hanson looks better than them no homo

I have my doubts.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:49:16 AM »

Yea, all the chicks are hot enough, but the girl in the purple dress is fucking beautiful.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:03:07 AM »

The girl in the purple dress is the little one's wife. She's very nice and is also the only one who wasn't pregnant on her wedding day.

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:04:59 AM »

He's got a bit of a belly in that last pic.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:06:23 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 27, 2007, 04:49:16 AM

Yea, all the chicks are hot enough, but the girl in the purple dress is fucking beautiful.

Good taste confimed yet again.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:06:36 AM »

lol marriage

xnikki118x · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:06:53 AM »

He's still hot though.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2007, 06:46:25 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 27, 2007, 05:06:36 AM

lol marriage

Marriage!

Ecro is coming to log in at some point and be like "wtf happened to my thread?!"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:39:53 AM »

ecrowned lol

Gay Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** November 27, 2007, 08:11:30 AM »

Why were they all married between 18-21? Are they mormon or something? I could understand if one of them married really young but all 3? Weird.

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2007, 11:23:03 PM »

They got the groupies pregnant and their parents made them do it because they didn't want little bastards running around.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #46 on:** November 28, 2007, 01:58:54 AM »

They're not Mormon, they're Evangelical Christians.

Taylor got married at 19 because he knocked a girl up. They got married right after she graduated from high school, in June of 02. It's said he dated her for two years prior, but there are other stories.

Zac got married at 20, but he dated his girlfriend for 5 years beforehand and proposed like a year or something before the wedding, and they got married right after she graduated from college, in June of 06. She was 22.

Isaac was 25 when he got married, iirc. His wife, Nikki, was 22, and they got married at this huge unmatched ceremony (lol seriously, the colors? insane) in September of 06.

Ichirou · « **Reply #47 on:** November 28, 2007, 02:16:34 AM »

Jesus.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #48 on:** November 28, 2007, 02:22:01 AM »

Jesus loves you, Ichirou!

Ichirou · « **Reply #49 on:** November 28, 2007, 02:33:03 AM »

This I know, for the Bible tells me so!

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** November 28, 2007, 02:36:06 AM »

fucking splicers

xnikki118x · « **Reply #51 on:** November 28, 2007, 05:23:15 AM »

What's a splicer?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** November 28, 2007, 05:51:28 AM »

i'm stressing as usual, at 5am. i'll listen to my ipod (ghosface - fishscale) till i go to sleep

bagofeyes · « **Reply #53 on:** November 28, 2007, 10:14:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2007, 05:51:28 AM

i'm stressing as usual, at 5am. i'll listen to my ipod (ghosface - fishscale) till i go to sleep

good album

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Author Topic: What should I finish off my night with? (Read 3375 times)