Author Topic: Ever have a co-worker that's NEVER healthy? (Read 4395 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 26, 2007, 12:59:42 PM »

And it doesn't always necessarily seem like they're sick, but just that they think they're sick. And they complain about it constantly.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2007, 01:49:19 PM »

Yea my roommates like this. There's always something to bitch about.

On the other hand, it's far worse when you're sick and you run in to a New Ager who will invariably ask something distinguished mentally-challenged like "why did you intend yourself sick?"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2007, 01:57:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 26, 2007, 12:59:42 PM

And it doesn't always necessarily seem like they're sick, but just that they think they're sick. And they complain about it constantly.

Yeah, when I was working at EB Games in 2003/04 I had a couple of employees that were either often feeling sick or dead tired. The one guy would also have a headache or an earache and be like, "I'm not feeling to well." and the other guy would ALWAYS look like he just stayed up all night doing cocaine and would remind us constantly of how tired he was and what martial arts thing he was doing. They're both personal friends of mine but it did get kind of old.

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:01:57 PM »

I never feel (or look) particularly healthy, but it's just because I stay up all night doing cocaine.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:45:46 PM »

i tend to get sick a lot but i still get my ass to work/school. however some people bitch about that too. "ew don't come to work if you have a cold, you'll give it to me!" i once had a coworker who would literally follow me around and wipe every surface i touched if i was sick. wanted to slap that bitch.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2007, 03:11:12 PM »

My sister is like this. One day when we were kids my dad said to her, "Look, I'm just going to assume that you have a headache, don't feel good and are tired all the time. That way you don't have to keep fucking telling me."

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2007, 03:31:24 PM »

My boss is like this, but it is 100% because he obsesses about small things which causes him stress and then makes his immune system weak.

But, it's hilarious to watch him go through the roller coaster all year. He will be doing fine .. get stressed out over something .. then begin to feel "a cold coming on" and then remind you how heroic he is for coming into work but feeling like shit. Finally, he takes a day off (usually on a Friday) for being ill.

bluemax · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2007, 06:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 26, 2007, 03:11:12 PM

My sister is like this. One day when we were kids my dad said to her, "Look, I'm just going to assume that you have a headache, don't feel good and are tired all the time. That way you don't have to keep fucking telling me."

I think my dad may have done something similar to my sister but it didn't work.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2007, 08:49:37 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on November 26, 2007, 06:44:43 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 26, 2007, 03:11:12 PM
My sister is like this. One day when we were kids my dad said to her, "Look, I'm just going to assume that you have a headache, don't feel good and are tired all the time. That way you don't have to keep fucking telling me."

I think my dad may have done something similar to my sister but it didn't work.

Yup, didn't work with my sister either.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2007, 01:27:04 AM »

yeah, I've had those, they're called alcoholics.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2007, 01:36:21 AM »

I have a friend like that. She's "sick" alllllll the time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:12:38 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 27, 2007, 01:36:21 AM

I have a friend like that. She's "sick" alllllll the time.

Yea; Vamp Girl has a cold like every other month, and each time it lasts for more than a few days. I never get sick (physically) so it baffles me lol.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:36:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:12:38 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 27, 2007, 01:36:21 AM
I have a friend like that. She's "sick" alllllll the time.

Yea; Vamp Girl has a cold like every other month, and each time it lasts for more than a few days. I never get sick (physically) so it baffles me lol.

Yeah so did you hit it yet? i'm guessing no, because

o You felt it would jeoporadize your friendship
o At some point her response was "awwww" or something else that would place you in the Friend Zone©
o WILDCARD

Please fill in the circle next to the choice which best describes your response. Make solid marks that fill the circle completely.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:37:42 AM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:39:52 AM »

mods plz change phoenix darks name to mitch bade

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:40:07 AM »

PD got placed in Vampgirl's Friend Zone a looooooong time ago.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:40:47 AM »

We're friends, what's wrong with that; I pick the first circle...

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:41:34 AM »

Go to bed. Or at least respond to CL posts in a drunken stupor so that you awake to an inbox full of buff ex-military types looking for a young guy for MM or JO that are able to host.

Edit: Nothing wrong with friends. It's just that she was worthy of more than that. Just sayin'.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:42:21 AM »

Send me $100 and I'll get laid this weekend

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:43:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:40:47 AM

We're friends, what's wrong with that; I pick the first circle...

Wait until she gets a boyfriend and she starts regaling you with tales about how his penis fills her up like no penis has ever filled her up before.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:43:47 AM »

with a $2 hooker?

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/jk

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second "mitch bade"

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:44:53 AM »

My sinuses are fucked and I get no sleep. I'm sick all the time.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:47:07 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 04:43:23 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:40:47 AM
We're friends, what's wrong with that; I pick the first circle...

Wait until she gets a boyfriend and she starts regaling you with tales about how his penis fills her up like no penis has ever filled her up before.

Sadly, this is truth.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:50:11 AM »

I speak from personal experience, PD. It will FUCK YOU UP when this chick starts telling you about her sex life. And because she considers you to be "just a friend," she WILL tell you about her sex life. In detail. Extreme detail.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:52:51 AM »

And you're left masturbating on the floor of a public toilet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:53:42 AM »

That really happened to you? Like, serious details like "my pussy was wet so his big cock slipped right in. You should have seen it"? $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:55:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:53:42 AM

That really happened to you? Like, serious details like "my pussy was wet so his big cock slipped right in. You should have seen it"? $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

You want details? I can tell you pretty much everything about their sex lives, from the size of his penis, to the details of their first encounter, to how she first sucked his cock when he was talking on his cell phone, to how he loved to finger her when they were out in public with his friends (but never her friends, because that would be disrespectful, lol), to how she got a brazilian wax and he fucked her in the same room her sister was sleeping in, to...shall I go on? This is what lies in store for you, my friend.

At one point I honestly thought I was clinically depressed because of how fucked-up I felt from hearing those details, BUT WHAT MADE ME A WINNAR was when she told me how she felt so lucky because I served as a second boyfriend to her: her real boyfriend was for fucking, and I was there for all the "emotional stuff."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:57:32 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:53:42 AM

That really happened to you? Like, serious details like "my pussy was wet so his big cock slipped right in. You should have seen it"? $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

My roommate became friends with a girl after she told him that she wasn't interested in dating him. A couple weeks later she comes over and starts telling him all the kinky shit she did the night before and how some guy nutted all over her tits. I wanted to kick her out of the apartment.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:58:04 AM »

$:-\$

i will go to bed now, and think about your words of wisdom. i certainly don't want that to happen

bagofeyes · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:59:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 04:55:23 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2007, 04:53:42 AM
That really happened to you? Like, serious details like "my pussy was wet so his big cock slipped right in. You should have seen it"? $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

You want details? I can tell you pretty much everything about their sex lives, from the size of his penis, to the details of their first encounter, to how she first sucked his cock when he was talking on his cell phone, to how he loved to finger her when they were out in public with his friends (but never her friends, because that would be disrespectful, lol), to how she got a brazilian wax and he fucked her in the same room her sister was sleeping in, to...shall I go on? This is what lies in store for you, my friend.

At one point I honestly thought I was clinically depressed because of how fucked-up I felt from hearing those details, BUT WHAT MADE ME A WINNAR was when she told me how she felt so lucky because I served as a second boyfriend to her: her real boyfriend was for fucking, and I was there for all the "emotional stuff."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

holy shit

sorry $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:00:35 AM »

Wait until she tells you she thinks of you, not as a man but as a friend.

PHOENIXDARK WILL BE AM SUICIDING YES?

:'(

BTW, when she broke up with the first boyfriend with a gigantic penis (because he was cheating on her, of course), like three days later she was fucking another guy...or trying to, since apparently the new guy was too nervous to get it up until she blew him (a cunning ploy, IMO). She actually called me to tell me how he couldn't get a boner like the day after they tried to have sex.

Vizzys · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:01:55 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

bagofeyes · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:02:44 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 27, 2007, 05:00:35 AM

Wait until she tells you she thinks of you, not as a man but as a friend.

PHOENIXDARK WILL BE AM SUICIDING YES?

:'(

BTW, when she broke up with the first boyfriend with a gigantic penis (because he was cheating on her, of course), like three days later she was fucking another guy...or trying to, since apparently the new guy was too nervous to get it up until she blew him (a cunning ploy, IMO). She actually called me to tell me how he couldn't get a boner like the day after they tried to have sex.

lol ive had that problem

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:04:04 AM »

She also told me how she'd never let herself be taped/photographed during sex. Like two months later, she and Big Dick had some sort of fight, and to make it up to him, she...let him photograph and videotape her while they had sex.

Women are whores.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #34 on:** November 27, 2007, 05:08:38 AM »

I hate to think my sisters are like that $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:34:08 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 27, 2007, 05:08:38 AM

I hate to think my sisters are like that $:-\$

Female castration, it's the only way to be sure.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:40:58 PM »

wtf

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:41:38 PM »

PRO-TIP: DRINKING FUCKS UP YER SINUSES! GOT SINUS PROBLEMS? DONT DRINK LOLOLOLOL.

I have sinus problems and I drink to forget my sinus problems.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:50:33 PM »

Lads, this shit will go on until you learn to NOT be friends with girls not interested in fucking you.

Srsly, I don't play that shit. If a girl makes it clear that she has no interest in going the physical route with me when I do, then I just stop hanging out with her and calling her. If all men did that, we'd all either get more pussy or be lonelier.

But really, what's the point in torturing yourself by being her emotional support blanket when what you really want is in her panties? BE A MAN, LADIES.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on November 27, 2007, 03:34:08 PM

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 27, 2007, 05:08:38 AM
I hate to think my sisters are like that $:-\$

Female castration, it's the only way to be sure.

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm pretty sure the internet has it out for me today. I think I'm going to burst out laughing soon while simultaneously shitting myself AT WORK.

Robo · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:11:58 PM »

I think Ichirou just liked tugging to her sexy stories.

I can't think of any other reason why someone would put up with nonsense like that.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:34:28 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 27, 2007, 04:11:58 PM

I think Ichirou just liked tugging to her sexy stories.

I can't think of any other reason why someone would put up with nonsense like that.

Seriously dude I might just pee on someone for something like that, or at least a shart in their face.

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Author Topic: Ever have a co-worker that's NEVER healthy? (Read 4395 times)