Author Topic: HI THIS IS AERIS FROM GAMESTOP, CALLING... (Read 3505 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 09:58:01 PM »

...TO ASK YOUR OPINION ON A RECENT VISIT TO ONE OF YOUR STORES, #XXX IN BELLEVUE WASHINGTON.

wtf why are you calling me at 6 fucking 30 gamestop

DURING A RECENT VISIT YOU PURCHASED A USED COPY OF SKIES OF ARCADIA LEGENDS...

wtf i bought that today, freaking out

...HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE? WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED PLEASE PRESS POUND.

"uh, well, the clerk wanted me to pull out of his ass but i didn't, so i unloaded all over his face and bitchtits. my, uh, friend threw him back over the top of the test drive unlimited, uh, display, and we double-penetrated his fat ass until closing time. is that enough?

<presses #>

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO IMPROVE CUSTOMER SERVICE AT GAMESTOP #XXX. IF YOU ARE A MEMBER, YOU CAN RECEIVE 10% ADDITIONAL CREDIT ON...

<hangs up>

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:59:57 PM »

Did you get her number?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:01:31 PM »

Game store clerks aren't really calling themselves "Aeris" nowadays, are they? That's like a stripper calling herself "Tiffany"

btw I just watched Tiffany Towers get railed in the ass - whoa she had a breast reduction (still big but odd shaped)?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:02:35 PM »

"Aeris" is the name used by the automated Gamestop phone harrassment service. The voice sounds like my grandmother, minus the emphysema.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:02:35 PM

"Aeris" is the name used by the automated Gamestop phone harrassment service. The voice sounds like my grandmother, minus the emphysema.

BANGABILITY CONFIRMED

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:07:13 PM »

yeah... hot granny total.

GMILF.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:09:00 PM »

you're welcome to her! she's a big farm gal, easily capable of taking a pair of pokes from internet pindicks in her rotten post-menopausal wombtomb. she'd make you yelp like bitches and feed you pie afterwards!

Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:09:31 PM »

I bet Drinky owns a ton of Gamecube games.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:10:08 PM »

Why'd you answer it?

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:10:42 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:09:00 PM

you're welcome to her! she's a big farm gal, easily capable of taking a pair of pokes from internet pindicks in her rotten post-menopausal wombtomb. she'd make you yelp like bitches and feed you pie afterwards!

That's all I needed to hear to be sold on this.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:10:57 PM »

i own: fire emblem por; skies of arcadia legends; chaos field; baten kaitos origins; and final fantasy chibifag fuck party. soon to own the definitive version of twilight princess!

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:13:14 PM »

Wombtomb

What an excellent word.

Shuri · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:14:11 PM »

how the fuck do you guys manage to balance daily life, work and playing the 4 games a week you guys seem to buy?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:16:33 PM »

i don't spend much time moping; also i am fucking skilled at being a loser videogame nerd

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:17:23 PM »

play Phantom Dust. word

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:18:01 PM »

ironically, i need to find a working xbox first.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:19:49 PM »

i don't have a PS2 anymore because that's SHODDY FUCKING HARDWARE.

i NEVER got a chance to play Time Crisis 3 and the two guncons I got :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on October 17, 2006, 10:14:11 PM

how the fuck do you guys manage to balance daily life, work and playing the 4 games a week you guys seem to buy?

we're cool like that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:25:56 PM »

yeah, but they still sell the ps2. if i wanna buy an xbox in this here area, i gotta get a used one that looks like it shared a dorm with ruzbeh.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:10:57 PM

i own: fire emblem por; skies of arcadia legends; chaos field; baten kaitos origins; and final fantasy chibifag fuck party. soon to own the definitive version of twilight princess!

WTF is Chaos Field? Are you buyign random third-rate animu crap again because you love bobble heads?

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if i wanna buy an xbox in this here area, i gotta get a used one that looks like it shared a dorm with ruzbeh.

Ewwww nasty.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:30:41 PM »

Chaos Field is a second-rate shooter that sells for $15 new. It's probably better than, say, Ikaruga.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:30:41 PM

Chaos Field is a second-rate shooter that sells for $15 new. It's probably better than, say, Ikaruga.

Isn't it (chaos field) that Sega shooter with a dreamcast port?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:30:41 PM

Chaos Field is a second-rate shooter that sells for $15 new. It's probably better than, say, Ikaruga.

fuck you, no it isn't

(better than Ikaruga - Chaos FIeld is quite middling)

Vizzys · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:38:30 PM »

Ikaruga is so goddamn hard.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:50:43 PM »

I'm trolling TVC, Corny.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 10:50:43 PM

I'm trolling TVC, Corny.

I don't even like Ikaruga. Troll failed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:00:25 PM »

fuck.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:03:50 PM »

TVC hates Majora's Mask.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 11:03:50 PM

TVC hates Majora's Mask.

You know, I was trying to come up with a comeback, so I went back to the Bible of Trolling Drinky Crow, aka The Ocarina of Time review. In it, I came across this passage (in relation to rumble usage in OOT):

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Kudos here to Nintendo for making such a normally pointless gimmick useful and demonstrating its worth when implemented properly and in fitting context to all of the cynics kin to myself out there.

So why do you think Nintendo can't do it again with the Wii, Drinky? It's right here: in the past you have admitted that Nintendo made seemingly pointless gimmicks demonstrate their worth when implemented properly.

Also I do hate MM; it is for gays.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:53:13 PM »

that entire review was just a painfully verbose work of bullshit attempting to justify my sudden glorious love for bilinear texture filtering

seriously.

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 17, 2006, 11:53:13 PM

that entire review was just a painfully verbose work of bullshit attempting to justify my sudden glorious love for bilinear texture filtering

seriously.

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Miyamoto's brilliant game design shines through in all aspects of the game.

Wow, are you sure this was you that wrote this and not Anihawk?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:13:18 AM »

Given that Miyamoto actually had very little to do with the design of the game, yeah, I was probably channeling him.

Bilinear filtering blew my fuckin' mind!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:18:15 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 18, 2006, 01:13:18 AM

Given that Miyamoto actually had very little to do with the design of the game, yeah, I was probably channeling him.
Bilinear filtering blew my fuckin' mind!

Well what did you like about the game? I mean you kinda screwed yourself over by saying that Miyamoto's the genius but if alll aspects of the game are good then he might have had something to do with it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:59:09 AM »

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