Author Topic: Did you all LOL at Assasin's Creed (Read 6657 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:06:55 PM »

I've only played a little bit, since I want to finish Uncharted first, but I think it's pretty good so far (I'm at the part where you get the horse). What's LOLworthy about it, besides the cross-eyed Ben Stiller lookalike main (present day) character?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:08:58 PM »

Ah, finally, my Arch Nemesis in the Mass Defect vs Ass Is Red wars.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:10:10 PM »

Yes, but who will hate both?!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:10:44 PM »

Oh man! Youre an even better nemesis than I thought!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:12:21 PM »

i love assassassassasssasasasssin's creed, and have only played an hour of mass erect/defect -- no opinion yet beyond the vaguely positive.

MCD · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:14:12 PM »

AC

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:14:44 PM »

ASSassInS cREeD

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:15:27 PM »

I'm not finding it boring so far, but then again I've only played about an hour. It's really pretty to look at, and once you get the hang of the controls they work very well, plus it doesn't suffer from the "How do we make this level....uh, challenging, I guess? Let's throw a bunch of acrobatic pirates coming from all directions, stock them with endless grenades, and see how that plays out" syndrome that Uncharted suffers from.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:16:00 PM »

uncharted is the lolgame of the month, by the by. ac does not merit hate except perhaps an eyebrow raised in contempt at their test planners.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:16:43 PM »

ha, jinx

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:17:33 PM »

Waiting for my copy, but everyone I talk to says its awesome - I'll probably play the rebel and hate it

^5

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:18:42 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:18:45 PM »

I don't hate it - it's just too repetitive for my tastes. I dug it for the first two hours.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:20:30 PM »

good call, demi, the love-in grows tiresome. can you help me hate on super mario galaxy, too

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:20:55 PM »

make sure to hate on Phantasy Star, demi!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:21:28 PM »

i apparently adore repetitive. see: psu expansion; .hack; disgaea. i blame, uh, aspergers?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Chicken Joe on November 26, 2007, 11:20:55 PM

make sure to hate on Phantasy Star, demi!

yesssssssssssssssssssss and noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MCD · « **Reply #18 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:22:20 PM »

Need more climbing games.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:22:34 PM »

needs more boobies

MCD · « **Reply #20 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:25:53 PM »

definitely.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:26:47 PM »

where all the hot jerusalem bitches at

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:27:44 PM »

you know it

best of all, after we get it on with 'em, we can call them whores and have them stoned at the gates

hooray for the sanctity of islam

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:29:13 PM »

it's planned parenthood

no rubbers in ancient times

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:29:43 PM »

MCD · « **Reply #25 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:30:09 PM »

THE SHITAN IS EVERYWHERE, TEMPTING, WATCHING...

CRUSADE? CRUSADE FOR WHAT!

THANK YOU MY BOY, I ONLY WISH MY SONS WERE BRAVE AS YOU

STFU *stab*

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 26, 2007, 11:12:21 PM

i love assassassassasssasasasssin's creed, and have only played an hour of mass erect/defect -- no opinion yet beyond the vaguely positive.

Dude, PSU expansion over Mass Effect??

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 26, 2007, 11:29:13 PM

it's planned parenthood

no rubbers in ancient times

also you don't hafta call them the morning after

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:32:28 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on November 26, 2007, 11:31:09 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 26, 2007, 11:12:21 PM
i love assassassassasssasasasssin's creed, and have only played an hour of mass erect/defect -- no opinion yet beyond the vaguely positive.

Dude, PSU expansion over Mass Effect??

i was waiting on a free copy of mass effect. also i am in the mood for a dumb rhythmic lootwhore game, rather than a smarty-man space dialogue simulator now with tom clancy third-person shooterin' action!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:34:12 PM »

I want to play Mass Effect, but I have this gut feeling I will probably hate it. I only got about an hour into that Star Wars game before FUCK THIS SHIT

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #30 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:36:24 PM »

Mass Effect is chock the fuck full of annoying technical and design shit. A LOT of people can overlook it cause the story is supposedly omg at the end and the visuals and VA ARE nice. I just happen to not be one of those people.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:37:28 PM »

mass effect is a polarizing game. read the qt3 discussions on it -- there's smart folks who abhor it beyond words and smart folks who adore it beyond words. even in my first hour, i could see that having a balanced opinion on it was gonna be tough -- the music, dialogue, and especially the visuals/art are fuckface wow holy shit amazing, but the interface is crapped out by satan's own design group. your enjoyment will depend on how much your sense of immersion due to the brilliant execution of the former overwhelms the argh augh wtf of the latter. it has a plot i really want to dig into, but first i have to psyche myself up to discover and overcome all the inanities of the interface and party ai.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:37:54 PM »

WHEN WILL HE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
WHEN WILL HE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
WHEN WILL HE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
WHEN WILL HE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD
WHEN WILL HE STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:38:53 PM »

Haha, or my favorite delivery of:

"Oh My! Why is he doing that?"

MCD · « **Reply #34 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:39:48 PM »

I'M POOR AND HUNGRY WOULD YOU PLEASE SPARE A FEW COINS
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

bitch move.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:40:28 PM »

Oh GOD I love shoving that bitch through some stands. Shoving her head first into a wall is ok too if I dont mind possibly killing her and pissing the guards off.

MCD · « **Reply #36 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:46:22 PM »

what's worse are the crazy poor running wild on the streets, stop fucking pushing me at the guards.

as for ME, seriously, the camera clipping? tearing or whatever it was, ain't good.

they should have optimized it more.

huckleberry · « **Reply #37 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:58:17 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on November 26, 2007, 11:39:48 PM

I'M POOR AND HUNGRY WOULD YOU PLEASE SPARE A FEW COINS
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT

bitch move.

I don't care what I am doing in the game I take the time to knife those cunts. Dark alleys for the win.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2007, 12:48:44 AM »

ass crud and mass defect are both some of my favorite games this year

hyp · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2007, 01:23:02 PM »

i tried to play assassin's creed last night. gameplay... presentation is great. that's about all i can say about it at this point.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:19:24 PM »

I assassinated another guy before I headed out to work today, it was awesome. I kinda wish I got my perfect stealth kill on one of the first guys cause its almost impossible with some of the later situations. I want that achievement

Once you get past like the 5th assassination your combat options are so fun.

MCD · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:22:04 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tamir (first guy) is the easiest for this achievement (stealth kill around crowds).

[close]

bud · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:30:35 PM »

me's voice acting suffers like g did.

also, there was an all out free running game on the ps2, which good good reviews, i think. so it's basically asscreed without all the assass etc. iirc.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:44:33 PM »

YEAH I KNOW AND I FUCKED IT UP!

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:49:59 PM »

I like AC, Genghis Cohen. It has its share of flaws, but the game is unique, and the setting is fresh.

Well, the setting SHOULDN'T be fresh, but it is. The crusades are such a ripe time for gaming that I find it kind of difficult to believe that aside from the Total War games, this is actually one of the first major games to seriously tackle that time period.

Anyway, the gameplay is more than competent, the controls are novel, the story is pretty cool, and the setting is as tight as an infant's pussy. The negatives are that the game is as buggy as fuck, and the gameplay's progression, while certainly not bad, isn't as great as the other elements present in the game.

I personally think it's a great game, and the only way the flaws really become flaws is if you focus on finding and exploring them, as you do when you go through a game quickly, and ever little issue becomes a humungadunga. This isn't a patient gamer's game or anything, but if you like to focus on flaws too much, in spite of pretty great things all around the board, it's probably not a game for you.

There have been few better games released this year. You can quote me on that, throw it in my face, whatever. I know I'm right. FUCK SHITTY 1UP.

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:54:55 PM »

The funny thing about AC hate from reviewers: they complain about AC being repetitve when Mass Effect is probably more repetitive.

Repetition is a part of gaming.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** November 27, 2007, 02:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2007, 02:54:55 PM

The funny thing about AC hate from reviewers: they complain about AC being repetitve when Mass Effect is probably more repetitive.

Repetition is a part of gaming.

Remind me to never buy one of your games.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:08:57 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 27, 2007, 02:52:40 PM

I didn't feel like doing anything in the game, and there wasn't any reason for me to continue beyond getting a taste of what the game had to offer.

I love the period, so I love the game. It is totally awesome. It is like being in Kingdom of Heaven!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:21:17 PM »

Its like being AWESOME in kingdom of heaven!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #49 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:29:18 PM »

I've tried watching Kingdom of Heaven twice but I can never bring myself to finish it. for this reason I am opposed to shashashin's creed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 27, 2007, 03:29:18 PM

I've tried watching Kingdom of Heaven twice but I can never bring myself to finish it. for this reason I am opposed to shashashin's creed.

Are you familiar with the period in history? As my Shostakovich blog post shows, I really hate the whole mentality of saying you need to do research about something before you can appreciate a work of art based on it, but in the case of KoH it certainly helps. It also helps that the period of history was incredibly interesting in many regards. The dark ages were fantastic. Being a human was basically like being an animal. Everyone was uneducated. Lifespans were short, and death for most common people was always right around the corner. And then some Important People got bored and decided Crusades would be a good idea, and things got WORSE.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #51 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:39:01 PM »

Yeah, maybe if I did a bit of research before rewatching it I would enjoy it. I studied it in world history class like 15 years ago but I've never been anything close to an aficionado.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #52 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:40:08 PM »

KoH DC on blugay is a religious experience

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #53 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:47:16 PM »

part of the problem is that I hate all groups involved in the Crusades equally. there's no good guys and bad guys, there's just awful guys and fucking worse guys. because of that I've never been able to get into the period because it's just such a cesspit of human horribleness.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 27, 2007, 03:59:29 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 27, 2007, 03:47:16 PM

part of the problem is that I hate all groups involved in the Crusades equally. there's no good guys and bad guys, there's just awful guys and fucking worse guys. because of that I've never been able to get into the period because it's just such a cesspit of human horribleness.

That's what makes it so great!

I mean, in real life, even today, there are never good guys and bad guys, just different perspectives. The Crusades are a great period to learn and explore this, since these very disparate groups and people were regularly interacting. And everyone was stone distinguished mentally-challenged, and thought they were the only party that was right. Sure, some people were more "right" than others, but the whole thing was just a mess.

Edward Norton's character in KoH, while a bit romanticized, was pretty much a good guy that understood the perspective of the "enemy" more than others. And he wasn't the only one, either. It's just that history was written by the religious, so the dumbasses tend to be remembered more than the people that really knew what was going on. There were people that were mostly good in the Crusades. Heck, even Salah al-Din wasn't a bad guy in the light of the Crusades. He was just trying to defend and alternately take back the things that had unjustly been taken from his group. Even the Assassins, the historical Assassins, not the AC fictionalized ones, had good goals at heart. It's the methodology that was wrong.

It doesn't do the period justice to think of it in terms of good and bad, bad or worse, or good or evil. Everyone had generally understandable motives at heart. People were just pretty dumb back then, and religion was the guiding light. As history has shown, religion is a VERY POOR guiding light.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:04:40 PM »

god dammit, tvc, yer gonna make me read up on templar history again -- i thought i kicked that habit

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #56 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:09:49 PM »

Edward Norton was in KoH? OH wait yeah, leper guy

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:13:57 PM »

The crusades are like this awesome study in all sorts of relativism. With a passing knowledge, you might think that everyone was bad, and everyone during the crusades certainly thought that everyone that wasn't them was bad, but it wasn't like that at all. It was all relativism, misunderstanding, and making the streets of Jerusalem run ankle deep with blood (it actually happened!).

y2kev · « **Reply #58 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:15:25 PM »

PRAISE BE TO SALADIN

WHO RIDES TO MEET THE ENGLISH KING AND HIS INFIDEL ARMY

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #59 on:** November 27, 2007, 04:15:52 PM »

You might like really early french history, it was just as fucked up lol.

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Author Topic: Did you all LOL at Assasin's Creed (Read 6657 times)