Author Topic: i pissed off another game store clerk (Read 2383 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 27, 2007, 07:13:08 PM »

conversation.

me: "lookin' for a psp slim, preferably black, no used because it's a christmas present"

fatty mcduh: "lemme check"

fatty mcduh: "nope, we only got the star wars white one, it's awesome"

me: "no thanks, no silvers though?"

fatty mcduh: "nopw. just the darth vader one. hey, it's pretty awesome, it looks REALLY cool and it would make a great gift"

me: "nah, this is for my brother. i'll check fred meyer"

fatty mcduh: "he'd probably like it"

me (i blame the sudafed): "no, he's a grown man"

fatty mcduh (a bit angry sounding): "what do you mean"

me: "well, i think he gave up crap like gi joe and care bears and star wars when he was 11"

fatty mcduh: "..."

fatty mcduh: "star wars is a classic for all ages! it's not like fucking care bears"

me: "your dad would probably tell you otherwise. does he know you wear mario t-shirts"

fatty mcduh: "you're an asshole"

me: "sorry. i have the flu"

me: *nervously leaves, kicking myself*

i should NOT go into public doped up. fortunately, i think he was seasonal help, 'cuz i never seen him before. not even sure how i pulled care bears into it!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:16:10 PM »

good show, fuck that cunt! Why let him suggestive sell a faggy Vader psp when you want a plain one? He deserved that sort of treatment

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:17:30 PM »

Please tell me this conversation didn't actually happen? You shouldn't be going in public without me.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:18:06 PM »

i'd make fun of you for wanting a psp too, fatty mctits

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:19:09 PM »

it, uh, happened. what! i am in a cloud of serious sudafed! the wife sent me out for groceries and i thought i'd pick up my brother's xmas gift while out.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:19:17 PM »

yeah, clerks suck

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:19:53 PM »

also i *almost* bought a wii. i think i should stay in.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:20:02 PM »

you're so rude

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:20:42 PM »

you didn't almost buy a wii, you almost bought an investment - that's profit baby

MCD · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:20:49 PM »

You should buy him a Zune 2 instead.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:20:53 PM »

nah, he was just being helpful. i was feelin' detached and snippy. now that i think about it, he really didn't do anything wrong other than being large and greasy and very much a nintendo fanboy. i think i secretly thought he was manabyte.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:21:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2007, 07:20:42 PM

you didn't almost buy a wii, you almost bought an investment - that's profit baby

i don't need to profit off ebay like a filthy poor

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:21:39 PM »

WTMF you should have bought the wii, that shits 500-600 on ebay right now!

(beaten heh)

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 27, 2007, 07:21:24 PM

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2007, 07:20:42 PM
you didn't almost buy a wii, you almost bought an investment - that's profit baby

i don't need to profit off ebay like a filthy poor

Then buy it, sell it to me at cost. Where was this? LOL

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:22:44 PM »

Oh, and, fuck that guy. He got what was coming to him.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:23:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 27, 2007, 07:21:24 PM

Quote from: demi on November 27, 2007, 07:20:42 PM
you didn't almost buy a wii, you almost bought an investment - that's profit baby

i don't need to profit off ebay like a filthy poor

it's not making profit - it's taking advantage of people - that's economics baby

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:24:13 PM »

mmmm, sudafed

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:25:04 PM »

You didn't get the dude to curse!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2007, 08:29:27 PM »

Where was this even at?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2007, 10:00:42 PM »

your life actually has as much punching as an episode of Life on Mars

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2007, 10:01:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2007, 07:17:30 PM

Please tell me this conversation didn't actually happen? You shouldn't be going in public without me.

You two smug cunts would make the universe implode

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2007, 11:21:24 PM »

dcharlie, you are a violent dude. I need to cut back on my ribbing of you.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2007, 11:37:05 PM »

Wow, Dcharlie is badass. And his sister sounds even more badass. We should setup a get together between DC w/his sister and Kittonwy, AltogetherAndrews, J-Rzez, _leech, Fortified Concept,Ynos, etc.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:04:03 AM »

I bet dcharlie's sister looks like Nicole Bass.

zeergoth · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:24:02 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 28, 2007, 12:04:03 AM

I bet dcharlie's sister looks like Nicole Bass.

Found a pic:

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:32:23 AM »

Thanks for the pic, Synbios. $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:38:51 AM »

Zeer isn't synbios, a few people have looked into it

Christopher · « **Reply #27 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:48:08 AM »

do they get paid by the sale? If not that seems rather pushy on his part, but maybe he though he was trying to help

zeergoth · « **Reply #28 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:56:50 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 28, 2007, 12:48:08 AM

do they get paid by the sale? If not that seems rather pushy on his part, but maybe he though he was trying to help

No, but they can get fired if they don't.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #29 on:** November 28, 2007, 01:15:44 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 27, 2007, 09:59:46 PM

it was oh so funny.

short version :

I was about 17
I had run ins with this guy from my soccer days , he was a fair bit bigger than me (though that isn't hard, because i'm quite squat)
turned out he'd been sleeping with my girlfriend (who had became my ex as soon as i found out)
I went to my GFs house to pick up some stuff
I walked past Woolworths and he called me over
So i went over
he said he'd heard i'd been to get some stuff, and from now on i was to stay away from my ex
i said that "my stuff" wasn't all i got while i was up there (yes, i did the spite shag)
he said "it's a good job i'm behind this counter)
So i snapped , and removed his "behind the counter"ness by smashing him in the face and draggin him over punching him again and again
Was there holding his semi limp frame shaking him telling him to come find me because i would "kick his f*cking head in"
Security escort - at least the guy didn't press charges.

It gets funnier though - a week later, he said something untowards to my younger sister who is about 1 million times harder than me. She wiped the floor with him.

Battered by two people from the same family in one week.... welcome to Whitehaven.

Sounds like a polt from Shameless

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #30 on:** November 28, 2007, 02:04:54 AM »

I am delighted to hear that Prole is as quick on the spot as he is on the forums.

Mandark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 28, 2007, 03:21:42 AM »

Totally should've gone with "Sorry, I've got Asperger's" as the cover.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #32 on:** November 28, 2007, 11:58:47 AM »

Yeah, all the non SW PSPs sold out during Black Friday.

pollo · « **Reply #33 on:** November 28, 2007, 12:22:31 PM »

I hate those assholes that work at Gamestop. I can stand the ones that don't seem to know much about games because they're at least humble. The ones I can't stand are those arrogant pricks that talk loudly and look down on soccer moms when they're asking stupid questions. I mean jesus taco get with it moms don't know anything about video games and you shouldn't expect them to, no need to be an asshole about it!

Seriously you're in your late 30s and early 40's and you manage a Gamestop. You've got the audacity to be screaming at poor 50 year old women cause they didnt know the difference between a pro-elite-core bundle? Get a real job asshole.

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Author Topic: i pissed off another game store clerk (Read 2383 times)