I just bought a McDonalds Chocolate Milk Shake™

[BlueTsunami]

Its like someone ate a bunch of Dove Choclates™ and jizzed in my gaping mouth. Ugh so delicious

[Vizzys]

™

(this is how you get to 2000 posts, noobs)

[bagofeyes]

i want chocolate jizz mouth

[aoi tsuki]

Eating a bunch of chocolates won't make your jizz taste like chocolate. If it makes you feel better, coming from McDonald's, it probably does contain jizz.

[Powerslave]

Chocolate milkshakes are gross. Any milkshake that isn't of strawberry flavour is gross.

[bagofeyes]

does asparagus change the scent of jizz like it does pee?

[BlueTsunami]

Chocolate milkshakes are gross. Any milkshake that isn't of strawberry flavour is gross.

No way dood. but I agree with the strawberry flavour, I wish McDonalds still carried it

Eating a bunch of chocolates won't make your jizz taste like chocolate. If it makes you feel better, coming from McDonald's, it probably does contain jizz.

It changes its composition in some form though...(or so I thought!). Not like pure chocolate jizz but maybe a hint of milk chocolate

[CajoleJuice]

I must've missed the memo where drinking jizz was awesome.

[Ichirou]

Drinking jizz is awesome.  All the cool kids do it.

[Flannel Boy]

Drinking jizz is awesome.  All the cool kids do it.

No matter how many gallons you swallow, that will never become true.

[Ichirou]

Drinking jizz is awesome.  All the cool kids do it.

No matter how many gallons you swallow, that will never become true.

Maybe you should give it a try before you judge.

[xnikki118x]

Drinking jizz is awesome.  All the cool kids do it.

No matter how many gallons you swallow, that will never become true.

Maybe you should give it a try before you judge.

A+ comment would read again.

[bagofeyes]

0wNz0Red!!!!

[Ichirou]

Do you still chat with Synbios, Nikki?

OH YEAH I WENT THERE

[xnikki118x]

Do you still chat with Synbios, Nikki?

OH YEAH I WENT THERE

He IMed me tonight for the first time in a while. Our conversation consisted of ten instant messages in total, and it was mostly about his cats. Apparently they have collars and tags now, which makes me all warm and fuzzy because OMG KITTIESSSS.

[Ichirou]

Oh God, he has cats.