When was the last time you got into a fight?

[Ichirou]

For me, it was in high school.  I actually realized halfway through it and calmed the other guy down ("Hey, dude, this is stupid, we're just going to end up getting in trouble and maybe getting suspended from school") and started to walk away.  Then he sucker-punched me in the back of the skull and knocked me out for a few sesconds.  I had gotten into dozens of fight in HS but that was the one that made me decide "fuck this shit."  I never got into a fight again.

WHAT ABOUT YOU

[MrAngryFace]

Does my fight with alcoholism count?

[bagofeyes]

For a real fight - primary school perhaps? But I've done sparring in the ring heaps of times after that.

[Ichirou]

MAF: That's not a fight, it's a love affair.

bagofeyes: Nah, I meant a down and dirty fight with no rules.  Getting kneed in the groin, someone trying to take out your eyes, that sorta thing.

[bagofeyes]

primary school

[MrAngryFace]

Youre so right. I'm so clumsy

[Powerslave]

I don't fight, I give people a terrifying look and they just die.

[MCD]

primary school

Same here.

after that, no more fights.

[bagofeyes]

I really hate violence, yet I love fight sports. Is it strange?

[Ichirou]

I hate fighting too, except with my brother.  I hate him, so I constantly feel like beating the shit out of him.  Too bad we're too old for that, so I just insult him constantly instead.

[Flannel Boy]

Grade eight. I got my ass kicked. The fight went on for a long time. I ended up with bloody knuckles, two black eyes and a cuts around my face.

[ferrarimanf355]

I never got into an actual fistfight, but I did get my roommate pissed off over something stupid I did. 

[thekavorka]

never. i preach love not war.

[Ichirou]

I never got into an actual fistfight, but I did get my roommate pissed off over something stupid I did. 

Beat the shit out of him.

[xnikki118x]

I ran away from a fight once. I was like 11 and at a park with my friends, and my one friend opened up her mouth to these crazy mean butchy girls and they threatened to beat us up. I ran home--left my bike at the park and everything. I went back for it later on, lol.

[Smooth Groove]

We had a thread like this not too long ago.  You should look it up.  Drinky told us about his crazy ass kicking stories from back in the day.  We should setup a 1 on 1 MMA contest between Dcharlie and Drinky.  Isn't it funny how the best trolls are also the best fighters irl?

My last fight was in High School.  It ended with 1 punch since my friend was smart enough not to fight back.  I felt really bad afterwards.  Since then, I've only been in almost-fights during basketball games.  I'm usually pretty chill but I get pretty crazy when I'm mad.  A couple of times I almost got into tussles with NBA sized guys but they backed down and apologized.  I don't yell or anything when I'm mad but people say I get this dangerous look in my eyes.  The other guys probably backed down because they knew I meant business.  I myself get kinda scared afterwards of my rage but I've been trying hard to not get that angry anymore.  

[Himu]

in high school some distinguished black fellow stole my cd player. I fought him class and kicked him in the leg with my steel toe boots. The bitch cried because I made his leg bleed. Fucking pussy. I almost had to go to court over it because the school district doesn't allow fights.

[Smooth Groove]

Himu, I bet that kid wasn't white.  Otherwise, your ass would have been in jail. 

[Himu]

Himu, I bet that kid wasn't white.  Otherwise, your ass would have been in jail. 

I said distinguished black fellow didn't I?

[Phoenix Dark]

Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop

[Smooth Groove]

We should setup a 1 on 1 MMA contest between Dcharlie and Drinky.  Isn't it funny how the best trolls are also the best fighters irl?

lol - i am NOT a good fighter so i'd imagine it would be a very quick victory for Drinky. I will happily run away from any confrontation and be totally chicken sh1t about it and not care.

Self preservation is the order of the day! If i am pushed into a situation, i can look after myself enough to get myself out of trouble and make things as difficult/painful for the other person, but that is about it.

Also - as i did Jujitsu from 7 y.o. to 16 y.o. all the technique and reflexes would have been a HELL of a lot sharper at 16/17/22 (when i actually had to use it) than after upteen years of alcohol/being fat and lazy at nigh on 33.

According to Drinky, he's pretty out of shape too nowadays because of his desk job and kid.  Which would make this fight even more entertaining. 

Himu, I bet that kid wasn't white.  Otherwise, your ass would have been in jail. 

I said distinguished black fellow didn't I?

White punks can be called n i g g a s too, no?

[Himu]

In middle school, on the last day of school or something in 8th grade, some white kid stole some money I put down for a second right in front of my face. It was right before school started and we all had to sit and wait for the gates to go up. Anyway, I chased his ass with my pants falling since i forgot to put on a belt that day like the distinguished black fellow i am, and jumped his ass in the middle of the school. I got my money back, he got suspended because he was stupid and a wigger, and everyone cheered that i was awesome.

[Ichirou]

Everyone actually cheered because your pants fell off and they saw your humongous wang. 

[Himu]

One time in 3rd grade this taco white kid hit me with a jump rope pn purpose and I kicked his ass. First time I got detention.

Another time, in middle school again, some cigarillo distinguished black fellow named Jessie liked starting trouble with my friends in gym class. One day that was it, so I grabbed his shirt, twirled him around, and kicked him in his ass while doing it. The gym teacher was proud I did that and I didnt get in trouble, but the gym teachers in MS were gay so whatever.

[bagofeyes]

[Himu]

one time i just about got in a fight with my dad and he kicked my ass. I had a black eye and shit and i knew to never cross my father again.

[Phoenix Dark]

one time i just about got in a fight with my dad and he kicked my ass. I had a black eye and shit and i knew to never cross my father again.

you have a father?

[Ichirou]

Holy shit, your dad beat you up?

My dad never hit me growing up.  My mom did, tho.

[Himu]

In second grade a friend a I were playing "mortal kombat" you know, except..in real life? and i ended up punching him in the eye. he cried like a little bitch, poor guy.

in elementary school we would often go to the town skating rink. I got in a few scuffles there as we would naturally always compete with the feggits in the town next to us: Kingwood. we would push each other in to the railing and shit. One time some kid knocked me over and I fell on my mouth, chipping half of my one of my front teeth. They fixed it up.

In 2nd or 3rd grade these kids at the daycare or whatever I went to after school tied me to a fence and one of them called me a nigge-r. I lost that fight. It wasn't too pleasant either.

[Himu]

Holy shit, your dad beat you up?

My dad never hit me growing up.  My mom did, tho.

One time in elementary school my dad got really mad at me over osmething i forgot what, and he started pushing me and throwing me places. he ripped my Hakeem Olajuwon jersey dammit.

[Smooth Groove]

Himu, have you ever seen Mupepe fight? 

[Himu]

Nope. He's a lover, not a fighter. Back in middle school he would tease that he was always having monkey sex with John the black gay guy in the band instrument storage room. I always liked john.

Man I miss those days. video games, fighting, nothing to worry about at all. the glory days.

[etiolate]

At around age 8, the school bully who took our bus kept flicking my ear so he could nab my baseball cards. So when he turned around I reached over and smacked his ear back. He proceeded to punch the side of my skull and knock my head into my other friends heads like coconuts lined up in a row. That was the extend of it, as it ended shortly after that. The bus driver stopped, suspended the bully kid, but I went unpunished, basically because the bus driver was happy someone finally returned the favor towards the kid. It wasn't much a fight and I got knocked harder than him.

[xnikki118x]

Holy shit, your dad beat you up?

My dad never hit me growing up.  My mom did, tho.

My dad spanked us. My mom slapped us and threw stuff at us, mainly shoes. She's a tiny woman, smaller than I am, and it's like hilarious to picture her throwing shoes at us now.

[MrAngryFace]

Spanking is the way to do it. The trick was never laughing while my mom spanked me cause if I did then I would get a Dad spanking which actually hurt lol

[Himu]

I would get beat and spanked.

[Smooth Groove]

A friend of mine had an insanely violent mom.  The friend was a pretty latino girl who didn't do well in school because of all the attention from boys.  One time, she went home with a few Ds on the report card and her mom purposely punched her in the eye with her wedding ring.  I was surprised that the teacher didn't report the abuse to the proper authorities. 

[xnikki118x]

A friend of mine had an insanely violent mom.  The friend was a pretty latino girl who didn't do well in school because of all the attention from boys.  One time, she went home with a few Ds on the report card and her mom purposely punched her in the eye with her wedding ring.  I was surprised that the teacher didn't report the abuse to the proper authorities. 

I'm surprised as well. The teacher definitely had a legal obligation to report it if it was anywhere in the US. Also, that mother SUCKS.

[Oblivion]

The 6th grade. My mom drove to the bus stop and made me fight this kid. I lost, but I gained alot of respect after that. The kid I got into a fight with was always a dick, I just wanted to kick his ass so bad and for the most part I did. Until I fell down and he started stomping me.

I just ran into him the other day at the 7-11. He was still a dick but I was taller then him by quite a bit(I'm only like 5' 4"). So yeah, fuck that midget.

Did you exact revenge?

[Phoenix Dark]

A friend of mine had an insanely violent mom.  The friend was a pretty latino girl who didn't do well in school because of all the attention from boys.  One time, she went home with a few Ds on the report card and her mom purposely punched her in the eye with her wedding ring.  I was surprised that the teacher didn't report the abuse to the proper authorities. 

was she hot?

[xnikki118x]

The 6th grade. My mom drove to the bus stop and made me fight this kid.

Your mom drove you someplace to fight another kid? She encouraged this? Wow.

[zeergoth]

Spanking is the way to do it. The trick was never laughing while my mom spanked me cause if I did then I would get a Dad spanking which actually hurt lol

I'll never understand those anti-spanking people, spare the rod spoil the child I say.

[MrAngryFace]

Trouble with anti spanking people is in their heads they have visions of people literally beating the shit out of their kids, when in fact its some hurtful swats that will make it hard to sit for a whole 5 minutes so they can have SOME negative reinforcement.

[Bloodwake]

Kindergarden.

I won.

[Tauntaun]

I stabbed a kid with a pencil in 5th grade cause he was annoying me after I had asked him to stop several times.  It didn't break the skin but I bet it hurt like crazy, the look on his face was priceless.  He was sent to get me from recess to go the principal's office and on the way there the was mocking me again saying that the nurse said I did a job on him, I then asked if he wanted me to stab him again and that shut him up, cocky little bastard.  I had to write an apology and let my parents know otherwise I wouldn't have been allowed to graduate.  Don't think I've ever gotten into an actual fight though, I don't like how I feel when I'm angry at people.  I try to be at peace with people.     

[T234]

High school.

[Van Cruncheon]

i got nothing against swatting my daughter when she gets out of line, but parents should ONLY administer physical punishment when fully rational. i make a conscious effort NOT to punish my daughter when i'm in a rage at her.

and yeah, like dcharlie, i took training in martial arts when i was a kid/teen/college punk, but now that i'm in my thirties i'm out-of-shape and would have a hard time doin' shit to anyone unless i got REALLY fuckin' flipout crazy dog mad. well, i can still punch pretty hard and can pull off a few wrist/arm locks as needed, but kicking above groin level is probably right out! i've made piece with my pussyhood and am more than content to back down.

[MrAngryFace]

I dont really do the fighting thing, I mean I spose I could go a few rounds, im not a twig, but whats the point? Feel like crap for a few days? nah

[Powerslave]

I dont really do the fighting thing, I mean I spose I could go a few rounds, im not a twig, but whats the point? Feel like crap for a few days? nah

You won't feel crap after you absolutely demolished the guy you fought and everybody cheered for you.

[zeergoth]

I dont really do the fighting thing, I mean I spose I could go a few rounds, im not a twig, but whats the point? Feel like crap for a few days? nah

Would you fight flipper people?

[MrAngryFace]

powerslave: If you've demolished someone you haven't been in a fight

[ferrarimanf355]

I never got into an actual fistfight, but I did get my roommate pissed off over something stupid I did. 

Beat the shit out of him.

I will. In Virtua Fighter 5, of course.

[Powerslave]

powerslave: If you've demolished someone you haven't been in a fight

ok let me simplify it for you: You won the fight.

[Gay Boy]

I only ever got in a fight once.

In sixth grade when Pokemon Red/Blue came out some guy gamesharked mews and traded me one. Some other kid asked me to trade it to him just to get it on his game as caught and he'd give it back. He refused to give it back so I chased after him, tackled him and started punching him lol.

[Bloodwake]

I only ever got in a fight once.

In sixth grade when Pokemon Red/Blue came out some guy gamesharked mews and traded me one. Some other kid asked me to trade it to him just to get it on his game as caught and he'd give it back. He refused to give it back so I chased after him, tackled him and started punching him lol.

HEY GIVE ME MY MEW BACK

FUCK YOU GIMME THAT SHIT

*epic beatdown*

 

And that is how Gay Boy's asshole virginity was taken. That night in prison.

[CajoleJuice]

Elementary school. I used to get into a lot of them back then. I don't remember any since then.

[Mupepe]

like two weeks ago.  i was wasted and it was incredible.  i made a thread

[Smooth Groove]

like two weeks ago.  i was wasted and it was incredible.  i made a thread

Link? 

[xnikki118x]

like two weeks ago.  i was wasted and it was incredible.  i made a thread

Link? 

Link request seconded.

[Prost]

my last REAL fight ended with my brother on top of me compressing my skull between his hands and the ground....  it doesn't feel very good.

I've fought maybe 25 fights, maybe like 7 good ones with punching involved, I fought my brother 8 times, and I lost 8 times.

never fight someone bigger/stronger than you