Author Topic: If the election were tomorrow. . . (Read 3040 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 29, 2007, 12:43:37 AM »

Pick your poison, America

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:44:35 AM »

lol Gary Whitta

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM »

Why am I not an option?

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I voted for the 4th Doctor lol

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FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:45:42 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM

Why am I not an option?

We arent voting on most worthless socialist.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:46:04 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM

Why am I not an option?

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I voted for the 4th Doctor lol
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I thought you were Manuel Noriega?

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:46:51 AM »

I was born in Puerto Rico, I'm not eligible! But then, neither is Pol Pot or Josef Mengele...or any of the Doctors.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:47:06 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 29, 2007, 12:45:42 AM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM
Why am I not an option?

We arent voting on most worthless socialist.

Dude, there are PLENTY more worthless socialists than me. Like people who are actually members of socialist parties, thinking they're gonna influence others into the same mindset.

But this thread is now about what we think the Fourth Doctor's administration would do. Go.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:47:16 AM »

No Biden option? In that case...

MF DOOM

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:48:16 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 29, 2007, 12:46:04 AM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM
Why am I not an option?

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I voted for the 4th Doctor lol
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I thought you were Manuel Noriega?

Man, I wish. I would make a great strongman...

Hey, NSA spooks that are reading this- hook me up with American Samoa. I can DO things. F'realz.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:48:30 AM »

if you don't vote space moose i will come to your house and squirt my aids in your diet coke

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:49:28 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 29, 2007, 12:48:30 AM

if you don't vote space moose i will come to your house and squirt my aids in your diet coke

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:49:44 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:47:06 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 29, 2007, 12:45:42 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on November 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM
Why am I not an option?

We arent voting on most worthless socialist.

Dude, there are PLENTY more worthless socialists than me. Like people who are actually members of socialist parties, thinking they're gonna influence others into the same mindset.

Isn't there that dude on GAF that had a pic of his pathetic self and always sounded like a fucking crazy?

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:50:02 AM »

hahahaha, Cheebs gave Drinky aids

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:51:45 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 29, 2007, 12:50:02 AM

hahahaha, Cheebs gave Drinky aids

i was giving him a JO at enchanted, no homo, and he juiced up mah popcorn

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:51:58 AM »

hahaha if JO catches on I will be so happy

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:53:33 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:54:19 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 29, 2007, 12:51:45 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on November 29, 2007, 12:50:02 AM
hahahaha, Cheebs gave Drinky aids

i was giving him a JO at enchanted, no homo, and he juiced up mah popcorn

did his jissum taste like sweet sweet butter?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:58:02 AM »

no, it tasted like aids. burnt aids, no less.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:00:24 AM »

no homo but if anutha hiv nicca nut in ya ear can u get the monster?

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:10:47 AM »

The sad thing is that in TVC's list, I would by far make the best president.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:12:20 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 29, 2007, 01:10:47 AM

The sad thing is that in TVC's list, I would by far make the best president.

I think not. Space Moose and Pol Pot are on that list.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:17:06 AM »

I'm giving my support to David Tennant, the Tenth Doctor.

Mainly because he kicks ass. And he's a pretty man, no homo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:18:28 AM »

ron paul should be the next dr who since they're both fringe entertainment to losers

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:22:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2007, 01:18:28 AM

ron paul should be the next dr who since they're both fringe entertainment to losers

PD, what's happened to you?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:26:47 AM »

Ichirou did you vote for Ron Paul?

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:29:49 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 29, 2007, 01:22:15 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2007, 01:18:28 AM
ron paul should be the next dr who since they're both fringe entertainment to losers

PD, what's happened to you?

An ugly british man in a scarf molested me as a child :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:49:20 AM »

I didn't know you and dcharlie used to hang out.

drozmight · « **Reply #28 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:50:41 AM »

I'd vote for Pol Pot because he outlawed currency, and forced everyone into the country side to farm and build things nobody needs.

All in on the same day!

He gets shit done. That's what America needs. People who get shit done.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #29 on:** November 29, 2007, 01:51:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2007, 01:18:28 AM

ron paul should be the next dr who since they're both fringe entertainment to losers

Actually, you don't watch Doctor Who, so it can't be fringe entertainment to losers

ZING!

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:04:04 AM »

How is it that Ichirou has this in a tie? Did he vote for himself?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #31 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:19:16 AM »

I like the sound of this huckabee guy's name, but it's hard to argue with ichirou's policies...

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:20:16 AM »

I'd pretty much be the best president ever.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:20:44 AM »

Ichirou would make Synbios VP!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:21:14 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 29, 2007, 02:19:16 AM

I like the sound of this huckabee guy's name, but it's hard to argue with ichirou's policies...

Is "I will kill myself if elected" one of his policies. If so I'll change my vote.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:21:50 AM »

I think not! I'd go with Mupepe for VP, that'd help me get the female vote. Also, I'd bring back slavery and annex Canada...and I'd personally gift TVC with Father_Mike.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:26:11 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 29, 2007, 02:21:50 AM

I think not! I'd go with Mupepe for VP, that'd help me get the female vote. Also, I'd bring back slavery and annex Canada...and I'd personally gift TVC with Father_Mike.

You are another Hitler.

Mupepe would get you the male vote too.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #37 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:30:05 AM »

Can I be the next Himmler?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:33:41 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on November 29, 2007, 02:30:05 AM

Can I be the next Himmler?

Synbios had his eye on that position. Though, clearly, Ich sees him in a position in an oven.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:34:24 AM »

bagofeyes can be my Goebbels anytime.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:00:45 AM »

who will i be guyz

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:01:23 AM »

You'll be the guy that Tom Cruise is gonna play in that new Nazi movie of his.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #42 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:38:59 AM »

I wanna know why there is no Mupepe option for this poll. I bet he'd be winning right now.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #43 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:43:06 AM »

Ichirou is the new Mupepe

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #44 on:** November 29, 2007, 04:13:25 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #45 on:** November 29, 2007, 04:23:36 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 29, 2007, 04:13:25 AM

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lolz, Rosemary's Baby. So overrated.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** November 29, 2007, 04:01:21 PM »

Wow, between Mia Farrow and Ichirou! What an election!

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