Author Topic: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy? (Read 5323 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** October 18, 2006, 04:38:58 PM »

I need something HARD.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:41:24 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:43:04 PM »

Vodka isn't THAT hard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:43:58 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:44:30 PM »

Sorry to hear about you and Crystal breaking up dude.

Anyways i'm going to tell you how to make the perfect killer.

3 shots of 151 and tabasco sauce

3 shots of patron silver

3 shots of Scotch

Put it in any order you want just drink all that and have fun.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:44:53 PM »

We haven't broken up!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:45:36 PM »

Hahaha, bullshit!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:45:58 PM »

I could pee in your mouth, that's hard

Boogie · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:46:51 PM »

absinthe? (sp.)

Puncheon rum is 80%

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:47:00 PM »

i got a stiff one for ya

absinthe is fuckin' hardcore awesome, but you'll need to visit Canuckistan to get it relatively easily

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:47:41 PM »

Just drink what i told you and you'll be fine. We'll get through this breakup together.

You can also make a swampwater, which is every alcohol you can find mixed into a pilsner glass.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:49:11 PM »

Absinthe is fucking hardcore but you can just as easily buy wormwood alcohol online and put a few drops of that in your drink and go on one hell of a trip.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:50:19 PM »

ZomBz's a mean drunk.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:50:35 PM »

Haha, there's no breakup. This is more or less the result of family falling apart and I'm emotionally exhausted.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:52:04 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 18, 2006, 04:50:35 PM

Haha, there's no breakup. This is more or less the result of family falling apart and I'm emotionally exhausted.

So you did break up.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:54:30 PM »

Willco its ok we kind of knew she was seeing another guy behind your back. We love you man its ok.

Nah seriously Will sorry to hear dude. Drink what i was telling you, dont mix it with some sugary shit. Just straight shots and do them rapidly 3 at a time. Tabasco and 151 is awesome though got to put enough tabasco in the shot to cloud the drink then down it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2006, 04:52:27 PM

So you did break up.

No.

Both sides of my family are quickly falling apart at the seams, and both my sibilings are threatening to create a rift on both sides through various means. I don't know what is going to happen to my family in the next year. It's kind of nuts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:59:56 PM »

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:00:10 PM »

Well lets talk about it then.

Your parents are split up or soon to be? If they already are take one shot, if they arent yet but are soon to be take 2 shots.

Are your syblings taking sides? If not dont drink, if so take 1 shot for each sybling

Do you have a side? If so continue to take shots till you pass out then continue

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:00:22 PM »

CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:01:29 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:02:46 PM »

That's as far as I'll go - get me liquor, not therapy, you jerks.

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:03:32 PM »

take a nice big shot of Everclear, raw. I saw white for at least 5 secons after that midly reasonable large shot.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:04:25 PM »

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:05:10 PM »

fuck all this drinking and get blunted

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:06:19 PM »

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:06:56 PM »

Seriously Will if you've got problems dont turn to the booze only i'm allowed to turn to booze. Cause booze is my friend not yours and i'm not willing to share her.

Christopher · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:08:32 PM »

everclear everclear everclear

I actually stole a bottle from the EAM fraternity ;p, long story, it was so funny because they had these girls who subed the top floor apartments and they are known for partying and they got like hardcore accused. Haha I'm friends with one of them and two days later at dinner she was tellling me, I was like oh no...that's awful.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:08:55 PM »

Willco when all else fails, move to Scranton!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:15:02 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 18, 2006, 05:06:19 PM

Can't cry while high.

Drink :'( drink :'( drink :'(

Sometimes crying is boring! There's only so many tears your beer can handle before it gets all watered down.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:15:08 PM »

The hell if I'm moving back East.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:20:44 PM »

Maybe you should move to the far east and take becky with you. Dont want to leave her here for Morphix to chew on.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #33 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 18, 2006, 05:15:08 PM

The hell if I'm moving back East.

Well fuck you then! I know who's not getting a sausage feast this weekend.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:55:16 PM »

i'm on the west coast

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:55:36 PM »

I'd marry Drinky and be his second wife. True story.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:56:50 PM »

i'm not into "wii sports" though!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:05:44 PM »

You'll play with my waggle wand and you'll love it, sir.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:22:48 PM »

Well, I've decided I'm going to go on a bender tonight - who knows, I may not even show up at work tomorrow (dumpster here, I come!).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:32:18 PM »

I'll pour a 40 for you, Willco.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:32:54 PM »

Here's hoping you don't get raped!

morphix · « **Reply #41 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:21:07 PM »

drinking doesn't solve family problems.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #42 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:28:53 PM »

Don't let the pink color or the 17% vol. fool you! 7 of these bottles, and you will be lit up!

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #43 on:** October 18, 2006, 10:32:29 PM »

Goat milk.

deadfish · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2006, 01:51:04 PM »

Jus get some bacardi 151.... that shit fuks you up gooooooooooood

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:08:07 PM »

Ginger Ale mixed with Tylenol should do the trick

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Author Topic: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy? (Read 5323 times)