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xnikki118x

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a lol-- this site seems legit this time guys, i hope it is!
« on: November 29, 2007, 03:59:23 AM »
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071126/NEWS01/711260325&&imw=Y

BABY'S BODY BURNED IN GRILL

Baby's body burned in grill
Police discover bones in ceiling as parents are investigated in abuse of another child

November 26, 2007

BY AMBER HUNT and BEN SCHMITT

FREE PRESS STAFF WRITERS

Two years ago, 1-year-old Deante Reid died in his parents' care -- and, to avoid funeral costs, his parents tried to cremate him in a barbecue grill.

But the bones wouldn't burn completely, so police said the couple hid what was left of the baby in the ceiling of a home on Dickerson in Detroit.


The bizarre discovery turned up Friday as Detroit police investigated injuries to another 1-year-old boy, who turned out to be Deante's brother, police said.

The boys' parents -- Nickella Reid, 24, and Joseph Miller, 27 -- were arraigned Saturday in 36th District Court in Detroit on charges of first- and second-degree child abuse.

Police and prosecutors are weighing whether to add more charges in connection with the cremated baby.

Details of the 2-year-old death came to light Sunday as detectives continued to investigate the case.

The living 1-year-old suffered burns over one-third of his body. He is in fair condition, police said.

"The allegation is he was severely abused," said Wayne County Assistant Prosecutor Maria Miller, who is not related to Joseph Miller.

Police said Reid told investigators that Miller, her boyfriend, scalded their son in the kitchen in their home on Lillibridge in Detroit, causing the burns.

Reid then told police of her previous son's death and directed them to Miller's sister's home on Lappin, but the sister directed them to a third house on Dickerson, where Deante's remains had been sealed in the ceiling.

The parents' explanations differ as to how Deante died, police said. An anthropologist will try to determine the cause of death based on the fragmented bones.

Reid is being held at the Wayne County Jail on a $400,000 bond. Miller's bond on the child-abuse charges is $700,000, but no bond was set on unrelated drug charges, so he won't be freed from jail.

The couple face a Dec. 4 court hearing. Miller is to appear today in Wayne County Circuit Court on the drug charges.



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Ichirou

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Re: a lol-- this site seems legit this time guys, i hope it is!
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 06:37:04 AM »
I don't see how a baby being abused and another possibly being killed and partially cremated qualifies as a "lol," nikki.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 06:38:14 AM »
Yeah, that's pretty fucked

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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 10:19:49 AM »
i only read the bolded and it made me lol.  then i read Ichi's comments who made me read the whole story....

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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 12:13:07 PM »
It's like dead baby week on the news - first that 2-year-old in a box and now the backyard barbecue toddler.
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2007, 03:36:26 PM »
I'm pretty sure all they wanted was some baby back ribs.

:lol

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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2007, 04:21:15 PM »
Why do you want the story to be real?  Are you some kinda crazy bitch? 

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2007, 04:23:41 PM »
Why do you want the story to be real?  Are you some kinda crazy bitch? 
YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT BACK FUCK FACE

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2007, 04:24:26 PM »
It's like dead baby week on the news - first that 2-year-old in a box and now the backyard barbecue toddler.

bad news is like rain and when it rain, it pours  :maf
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2007, 04:26:05 PM »
Why do you want the story to be real?  Are you some kinda crazy bitch? 
Not so much crazy as she is hungry.

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2007, 04:41:37 PM »
...It's not quite envy...or even...hungry...
Could it be love, Gob?
I know what an erection feels like Michael!

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xnikki118x

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 05:12:18 PM »
I don't see how a baby being abused and another possibly being killed and partially cremated qualifies as a "lol," nikki.

It's not the abuse or the killing, it's just the bolded part that's lol and/or wtf-worthy. A barbecue grill? Seriously stupid.


Why do you want the story to be real?  Are you some kinda crazy bitch? 
Because the last few times I've posted stuff it's been from sites that aren't legit. I never posted from the Onion, but sites that were like it and I didn't know. Not some kinda crazy bitch, sry.


YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT BACK FUCK FACE
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It's like dead baby week on the news - first that 2-year-old in a box and now the backyard barbecue toddler.

bad news is like rain and when it rain, it pours  :maf
Yeah. :(

I don't condone killing babies or anything, obviously. I just think the antics of very stupid parents are lol and/or wtf-worthy.
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 05:15:35 PM »
...It's not quite envy...or even...hungry...
Could it be love, Gob?
I know what an erection feels like Michael!

lolol

you will do well here, let's e-make out  :-*
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Ichirou

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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 12:04:30 AM »
I don't see how a baby being abused and another possibly being killed and partially cremated qualifies as a "lol," nikki.

It's not the abuse or the killing, it's just the bolded part that's lol and/or wtf-worthy. A barbecue grill? Seriously stupid.

Whenever something awful happens to kids, I have a really hard time laughing about it.  It's one thing when something terrible happens to someone who deserves it or was asking for it (say, that guy that got killed trying to have sex with a horse), it's quite another when the victim of some idiot's actions is a little baby.  I guess our sense of humor is pretty different.
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xnikki118x

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2007, 02:36:59 AM »
I don't see how a baby being abused and another possibly being killed and partially cremated qualifies as a "lol," nikki.

It's not the abuse or the killing, it's just the bolded part that's lol and/or wtf-worthy. A barbecue grill? Seriously stupid.

Whenever something awful happens to kids, I have a really hard time laughing about it.  It's one thing when something terrible happens to someone who deserves it or was asking for it (say, that guy that got killed trying to have sex with a horse), it's quite another when the victim of some idiot's actions is a little baby.  I guess our sense of humor is pretty different.

Like I said before, it's not what happened to the baby that's funny. The idiot parents are very very stupid, and stupid people make me laugh.
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Smooth Groove

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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2007, 02:40:35 AM »
Nikki is one cold bitch. 

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 02:42:56 AM »
She's one twisted puppy, that's for sure.
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 03:18:53 AM »
Nikki is one cold bitch. 

Because when people are ridiculously stupid I think it's funny?

It's like when you have kids on those damn Heelys, skating around after you've told them not to, and they run into something. It's a completely avoidable situation that only happened because of stupidity.



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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 03:20:23 AM »
The more you post, the more it becomes visible that you're a deranged person.  First, we find out that you're a walking Hanson wikipedia and now we learn that you revel in the hilarity that is dead baby news.
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 03:29:39 AM »
The more you post, the more it becomes visible that you're a deranged person.  First, we find out that you're a walking Hanson wikipedia and now we learn that you revel in the hilarity that is dead baby news.

I find hilarity in stupid people news. It's like the guy who was driving a Winnebago and crashed because he was in the back making a cup of coffee.

About the Hanson thing. Seriously? Have you listened to anything they've put out since 2000? If not, stop judging.
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 03:32:28 AM »
Dude, it's not that you like Hanson.  It's that you know every single detail about their lives, their wives, their sexual habits ("Isaac was the one who fucked the groupies, Taylor married this girl because he got her pregnant, etc."), which is freaky.  I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan, but I don't know anything about their personal lives.
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 03:41:12 AM »
I was just being sarcastic.  Ichirou is trying to break you down so that when you're emotionally vulnerable, he can seduce you with his big gaijin penis.
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2007, 03:43:56 AM »
It's not that big.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2007, 03:47:06 AM »
[youtube=425,350]NmpAx8Z5z40[/youtube].
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2007, 03:57:12 AM »
Dude, it's not that you like Hanson.  It's that you know every single detail about their lives, their wives, their sexual habits ("Isaac was the one who fucked the groupies, Taylor married this girl because he got her pregnant, etc."), which is freaky.  I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan, but I don't know anything about their personal lives.

They are my favorite band.

My second favorite band is probably Something Corporate, and I can't even name everyone in that band.

I don't knowingly seek out information. I belong to a LiveJournal community so I know what's going on with albums, get leaked songs, and etc. As I read the community I learn other shit as well. I've never even met them.



I was just being sarcastic.  Ichirou is trying to break you down so that when you're emotionally vulnerable, he can seduce you with his big gaijin penis.

:)



It's not that big.

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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2007, 04:09:49 AM »
Synbios is probably attempting to masturbate to this thread by rubbing his dick on his computer table.

Nikki you gave him a nut  :-\
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2007, 06:54:03 AM »
You guys should leave Nikki alone, or I may have to take action.
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2007, 09:37:27 AM »
Nikki is one cold bitch. 
if you don't quit, you will be too....

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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2007, 10:07:06 AM »
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2007, 11:11:53 AM »
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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