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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2007, 11:26:35 PM »
Only 552 posts until you can make a poll and find out. ;)
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The Sceneman

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2007, 11:28:18 PM »
LMFAO
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2007, 11:29:12 PM »

Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2007, 11:31:38 PM »
I can't tell if you guys are mocking GAF for their typical FATFATFAT stuff, or being very GAF yourselves.

Well I think it is pretty obvious Jeff is a Wendy's guy.

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/driving/bigbumpin/review.html
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/driving/pocketbikeracer/review.html
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/sneakking/review.html



Jeff: Burger King sent me a package. YES!!!

Jeff: ...

Jeff: I can't eat this.

Jeff: 5.3
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2007, 11:32:54 PM »
I refuse to make polls now.  Goddamned SYNBIOS was within a couple hundred posts of me, and at the rate he slapped around those toes and flippers he would have been able to make polls before me.  SYNBIOS.  That's a fucking travesty. My poll topics would have made your balls tingle with ecstasy, but now your balls will forever remain untingled, much like Malek's.  
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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2007, 11:34:54 PM »
Mupepe's the only man allowed to tingle my balls anyway.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2007, 11:36:33 PM »
I think Eel is a fellow fatty. Stop ruining our fun.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2007, 11:38:49 PM »
Tingle is the only one allowed to tingle my balls.



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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2007, 11:39:04 PM »
this thread has me satisfied

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2007, 11:39:55 PM »
Tingle likes the cushion for the pushin

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2007, 11:40:18 PM »
Nope, no fats here, just think you guys are being kinda douchey and GAF-lite, but carry on
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2007, 11:42:30 PM »
you guys are being kinda douchey and GAF-lite

That's the only thing light in this thread.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2007, 11:44:21 PM »
Nope, no fats here, just think you guys are being kinda douchey and GAF-lite, but carry on

But Gerstmann IS fat, tho. :(

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2007, 11:45:20 PM »
If this were GAF, we would've all been banned by now
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2007, 11:45:50 PM »
If this were GAF, we would've all been banned by now
Like carrots from Jeff's fridge.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2007, 11:46:04 PM »
Yeah, lets lighten up on Jeff.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2007, 11:47:54 PM »
Nope, no fats here, just think you guys are being kinda douchey and GAF-lite, but carry on

Lighten up my friend.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2007, 11:49:03 PM »
oh man I cant compete with this
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2007, 11:49:15 PM »
Nope, no fats here, just think you guys are being kinda douchey and GAF-lite, but carry on

Lighten up my friend.


There's someone else that could use some 'lightening' up, if ya catch my drift. lol  8)

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2007, 11:52:06 PM »
I know that was coming  :lol

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2007, 11:52:29 PM »
The funny thing is, having watched the K&L video review it looks like he has lost weight, at least since the Wii fiasco where he was like a T-Rex.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #81 on: November 29, 2007, 11:54:41 PM »
here is the video review btw:

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #82 on: November 29, 2007, 11:56:09 PM »
As a fellow plus sized gamer, I think you're all being insensitive jerks to people who are overweight and I'd like to take this moment to say...

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #83 on: November 29, 2007, 11:59:38 PM »
The funny thing is, having watched the K&L video review it looks like he has lost weight, at least since the Wii fiasco where he was like a T-Rex.

So GAF's teasing worked as positive reinforcement? Awesome.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #84 on: November 30, 2007, 12:00:14 AM »
here is the video review btw:
Why does he have his weight on his shirt?
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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2007, 12:06:56 AM »
It's funny how a gaming thread dedicated to fat jokes balloons up (lol) to three pages in just a couple of hours while perfectly legit ones get neglected. :(
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #86 on: November 30, 2007, 12:11:54 AM »
It shouldn't be about fat jokes at all, and I'm sorry if I contributed in any way.  The absence of the Evilbore core here is pretty telling. 
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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #87 on: November 30, 2007, 12:13:56 AM »
Oh, yes, because the "Evilbore core" is the stamp of approval on any thread. ::)

People are just fucking around, give them a break.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #88 on: November 30, 2007, 12:16:45 AM »
It shouldn't be about fat jokes at all, and I'm sorry if I contributed in any way.  The absence of the Evilbore core here is pretty telling. 

Well we could throw in more homosexual innuendos if that is what you're missing

edit: ICHI HAS 10,000 POSTS WTF

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #89 on: November 30, 2007, 12:17:53 AM »
Did I hurt anyone's feelings by pointing out their douchebaggery?  Please accept my sincerest apologies.  And by "accept my sincerest apologies" I mean "eat a bowl of shit."
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etiolate

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #90 on: November 30, 2007, 12:21:28 AM »
You don't hurt an elephant's feelings for pointing out that it's a pachyderm.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #91 on: November 30, 2007, 12:22:33 AM »
I'm gonna go grab some BK.

And pour a mayo packet out for Gerstmann.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #92 on: November 30, 2007, 12:30:29 AM »
Eel O Brien = Jeff Gerstmann?  :shh

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #93 on: November 30, 2007, 12:31:09 AM »
but you DO hurt an etoilet's feelings by pointing out that he squandered a not-insignificant chunk of his life on a game he hates
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #94 on: November 30, 2007, 12:35:12 AM »
hahaha or not

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #95 on: November 30, 2007, 12:56:58 AM »
U R ALL BANNED
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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #96 on: November 30, 2007, 01:14:10 AM »
Oh, yes, because the "Evilbore core" is the stamp of approval on any thread. ::)

People are just fucking around, give them a break.

You wasted 10,000 on this?

I didn't even notice it was my 10,000th post. :o

DAMMIT.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #97 on: November 30, 2007, 01:27:50 AM »
IF YOU CANT FUCKING BEHAVE I'LL LOCK THE THREAD.

 :drudge I HAVE THE POWER :drudge
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #98 on: November 30, 2007, 02:11:22 AM »
I tried to contact Jeff in order to get his comments, but I got to our meeting place and saw how much and how quickly he'd degenerated, and I snuck off.  I did snap a pic though

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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #99 on: November 30, 2007, 02:33:50 AM »
Jesus, Mowles is grotesque.  Word of warning before you post pictures of the beast, please.  I need to steel myself for it beforehand.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #100 on: November 30, 2007, 02:34:18 AM »
PWNED

Ryan Davis > Jeff Gerstmann

(he's soooo hot)
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #101 on: November 30, 2007, 02:44:59 AM »
I was gonna get rid of this game after trading Tomb Raider Anniversary for it, but OMG this game will forever be in my library.

Kane & Lynch :rock
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #102 on: November 30, 2007, 02:59:43 AM »
Yeah, I'm all done with this shithole.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #103 on: November 30, 2007, 03:02:30 AM »
Don't be like that! It has co-op! I need a partner!
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #104 on: November 30, 2007, 03:08:37 AM »
Yeah, I'm all done with this shithole.

Might I recommend Ryan Davis'? :drool

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #105 on: November 30, 2007, 03:09:48 AM »
Yeah, I'm all done with this shithole.

Just because some folks made fun of Gerstmann? wth?
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #106 on: November 30, 2007, 03:14:17 AM »
GAFLITE.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #107 on: November 30, 2007, 03:19:06 AM »
Ok I finally read the thread - OMG, gold

Eel - none of us care that he got fired - well, I don't anyway. We all work shit jobs as it is, he can come down and join us.

So stop being a hussy
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #108 on: November 30, 2007, 04:19:00 AM »
Yeah, I'm all done with this shithole.

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #109 on: November 30, 2007, 04:40:49 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #110 on: November 30, 2007, 07:24:52 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=212539

GAF is FILTERING all of CNET and Eidos! LMFAO!
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #111 on: November 30, 2007, 07:35:16 AM »
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50134

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Update: CNET employee Tim Tracy has posted what appears to be a farewell notice on his GameSpot blog. Until July, Tracy was an editor at GameSpot, and since then has been working for CNET-owned MP3.com. If indeed Tracy is departing, it is unknown if it is related to Gerstmann's dismissal.

so he doesn't work at gamespot anymore but still works at it's parent company?  awfully suspicious.

does anybody remember when gametrailers gave shadow the hedgehog an 8 when sega did this huge advertising campaign on the site?

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #112 on: November 30, 2007, 07:38:49 AM »
:rofl

<internet> who cares about reviewers? they're gay. and lame. its just a number. and college dropouts. and losers. who's this guy anyway? just a no-name.

<internet> WTF? HE GOT FIRED!? AT ARMS! MAN I NEVER LIKED EIDOS ANYWAY. ZOMG DEUS EX 3!? SWEET- wait I mean THATS GAY YO I NEVER LIKED DEUS EX ANYWAY
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #113 on: November 30, 2007, 07:52:16 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #114 on: November 30, 2007, 07:59:31 AM »
Just like the recent incident over Jade Raymond - what happened to that? FORGOTTEN

Same thing will happen to this. Anyone and everyone defending this is going to get SHAMED in the coming days about how RIDICULOUS they acted.
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Ichirou

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #115 on: November 30, 2007, 08:10:46 AM »
This is hilarious. :lol
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #116 on: November 30, 2007, 10:50:41 AM »
GAF is like The Truman Show for distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #117 on: November 30, 2007, 12:08:01 PM »
Why the fuck would GAF filter more shit?  I understand that Gerstmann's firing was bullshit but eliminating all C-NET websites and Edios games out of fucking protest is asinine.  Nothing they do will change anything.  GAF has such an air of self-importance and self-righteousness it's almost comical.

I can envision by 2009 that the only websites you'll be able to link to or talk about over there will be www.us.playstation.com and www.ps3forums.com
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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #118 on: November 30, 2007, 12:29:20 PM »
Why the fuck would GAF filter more shit?  I understand that Gerstmann's firing was bullshit but eliminating all C-NET websites and Edios games out of fucking protest is asinine.  Nothing they do will change anything.  GAF has such an air of self-importance and self-righteousness it's almost comical.

I can envision by 2009 that the only websites you'll be able to link to or talk about over there will be www.us.playstation.com and www.ps3forums.com
:lol :lol :lol SO TRUE

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Re: Did Gertttsssamanntt get canned for his 6.0 Kane and Lynch review?
« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2007, 12:38:23 PM »
This thread =  :lol :lol :lol