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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #60 on: December 04, 2007, 10:59:39 PM »
Holy shit, JOE OTTOSON!!   :D  What's up man?  I remember you from the Usenet days...I'm Lee Freedman if that name rings a bell.

Ichirou, wasn't the Nick Rox hate page called "Monkey-Boy Rox" or something like that?  With a bunch of stuff that they did to piss off Victor Ireland and was supposed to be confidential, but Ireland revealed to everyone anyway?

Shit, Rox is on GAF...we ought to get him to come here.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2007, 11:02:31 PM »
YES!  It was filled with tons and tons of info, including e-mail exchanges and Usenet posts from Nick Rox that proved he hadn't played and finished the Japanese version of Lunar 2 (which he'd claimed he had, and given that as the reason why he didn't need to finish the US version before reviewing it).  It also included the infamous "blue shadows" review and a bunch of quotes from different 2D game reviews where he pulled percentages out of his ass...

"X-Men: Children of the Atom is missing at least 50% of its frames!"

"Vampire Hunter is missing 33% of its frames!"

...and other ridiculous stuff like that. :lol

I still found his reviews fun, though.  It's thanks to him that I actually bought Snatcher.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2007, 11:04:54 PM »
don't you mean NO THANKS to him you bought Snatcher? or did that crap-ass animu bullshit graphic "adventure" get refactored as "good" through the lens of nostalgia
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2007, 11:05:53 PM »
I :heartbeat Snatcher.  Such a cool game.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2007, 11:18:50 PM »
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I mostly posted on r.a.g.f-f

any idea what happened to "John Ford" of that group?  he was sorta cool.
...you're not John Ford, are you?
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #65 on: December 04, 2007, 11:34:25 PM »
What the fuck Drinky, Snatcher rocked!    Got it on the PSP now.   :D
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« Reply #66 on: December 04, 2007, 11:51:24 PM »
the "snatcher" i played on the sega cd was a third-rate pictoral text adventure with some of the worst shooting sequences ever put to media. the story itself was a distinguished mentally-challenged animu take on blade runner, and about as engrossing or interesting as one would expect a cyberpunk fanfic to be -- i.e. not at all. what music there was wasn't bad, though. if you like it is because YOU ARE AN ANIME cigarillo -- ultimately, it is both an awful game and an awful story, conflated together as PURE ANIMU AWFUL.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2007, 11:56:35 PM »
you guys are old lol
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« Reply #68 on: December 04, 2007, 11:58:57 PM »
not so old that i kin get busted for fingerin yer right fine asshole
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« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2007, 12:17:25 AM »
you guys are old lol

26 years old, I am.  I can feel those old bones-a-creakin'

the "snatcher" i played on the sega cd was a third-rate pictoral text adventure with some of the worst shooting sequences ever put to media. the story itself was a distinguished mentally-challenged animu take on blade runner, and about as engrossing or interesting as one would expect a cyberpunk fanfic to be -- i.e. not at all. what music there was wasn't bad, though. if you like it is because YOU ARE AN ANIME cigarillo -- ultimately, it is both an awful game and an awful story, conflated together as PURE ANIMU AWFUL.

The shooting was dumb, yes.  But it was an enjoyable graphic adventure.  AND at the time there weren't any other "anime" (there's nothing "animu" about it other than the art style, which itself is old-school 80s style anyway) games even like it out in the U.S.  I liked all the Blade Runner (and Terminator, kinda) references.  Fun fucking game.  Shut up and go play Unlimited Saga or your animu-loli PSU expansion or something.   :-*
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2007, 02:38:53 AM »
waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa.

You make some good points.  Now go back to playing PSU and Atelier Iris and let us anime fegs enjoy one of the coolest games ever, Snatcher.

:heartbeat Snatcher :heartbeat
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« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2007, 02:42:22 AM »
not so old that i kin get busted for fingerin yer right fine asshole

why thank you
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2007, 02:44:25 AM »
BTW, didn't I read a Usenet post where Professor Prole mentions playing Tokimeki Memorial (high school dating sim)?  It's in the link lyte edge posted on page 1 of the thread.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2007, 02:58:06 AM »
I miss the days of using local BBS to meet other weirdos and have LAN parties.

I also miss Blast City like a motherfucka - god that was an awesome site.
HOLY SHIT BLAST CITY!! That brings back tons of memorys! I remember there was a couple off-shoots, one of which was a Nintendo board, what else was there? Also, do you remember Imashroom?

Oh wow, some Blast City refugees! I used to post there as "Soul Reaver" from the Dreamcast launch up until the time the site went under. I also posted on Tendo City (the Nintendo offshoot, which actually still exists as a distantly related ancestor of that original forum) and Shock City (the short-lived Sony offshoot).  Man, Imashroom, that guy was crazy. Sometimes he just seemed a cool guy, but then everyone once in a while he would go into condescending old-man rant mode. I remember one time he ripped into me for saying that Mississippi should be allowed to keep their "Stars and Bars" state flag because it stands for more than just slavery to a lot of people. Also another time on some religious topic. I think that was the time that I starting thinking "WTF is this old-man doing arguing online with a bunch of kids?"  :lol

Also, DCwiz.  :lol :lol OMG, when he finally actually posted pictures of himself actually playing with feet, I thought the entire forum was just going to die right then and there. :lol :lol Eventually he got banned anyway for being a moron though. I remember him and Imashroom getting into it several times, Imashroom hated him.

Who was that one chick that posted on the forum? Anastasia or something like that? The entire forum went nuts over here for a a while there. She had a ton of groupies/internet boyfriends. I remember there being multiple meltdowns concerning her. I think RoboEggman or whatever his name was was involved in at least one of them, or maybe that was an unrelated meltdown, but I'm pretty sure that he did in fact meltdown at some point. Ana or whoever made her own forum after Blast City went down. I went there once hoping to some Blast City-esque action, but instead I found the most sickifyingly sycophantic thing I've ever seen in my life. It was disgusting, it wasn't a forum so much as it was a place for various internet nerds to vie for her affections. That was probably the last I saw of any of the old Blast City gang, I wasn't sure where any of them went after that.

That's about all I remember from that site. It was my first internet forum, and it was good times. I wonder if Icy-9 is still running his Virtua Fighter forum.
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« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2007, 03:05:30 AM »
whoops, double post
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« Reply #75 on: December 05, 2007, 04:19:25 PM »

Joe, jbarragan here.  We used to talk quite a bit on RGVSega, you ended up selling me your copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga, for which I am eternally grateful.  Glad to see you here!
I wish I could take credit, but IIRC, I lent out my copy of PDS to someone along with HotD and that was the last I saw of either. (Still have HotD's empty box as a reminder...) Sure you aren't thinking of D&D Collection? I think that and Princess Crown were the main notable Saturn games I sold on Usenet. The $35 does sound like me though. I was anti speculator, and usually tried to price things reasonably to spite the dudes who sat about with unopened games etc.

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Holy shit, JOE OTTOSON!!   Grin  What's up man?  I remember you from the Usenet days...I'm Lee Freedman if that name rings a bell.

It does. Just need ZotFotPik (or whatever that ID was) to come forward, and it'll truly be full circle. ;)

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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #76 on: December 05, 2007, 08:20:10 PM »
I bought my D&D Collection new from NCS.  Maybe it was Princess Crown after all. :lol
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« Reply #77 on: December 05, 2007, 08:57:49 PM »
Probably was Princess Crown then. Never could figure that game out. People made it out to be liquid sex, and I sat there staring at a big headed girl in a field, killing roses or something.  ???

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« Reply #78 on: December 05, 2007, 09:15:50 PM »
It was the gorgeous 2D that fooled people.  A lot of us Saturn fans were 2D whores since that's the one thing the Saturn did better than every other console.  I will admit, my memories of Princess Crown were very rose-colored until I played Odin Sphere and realized how mediocre it was other than its pretty graphics.
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« Reply #79 on: December 05, 2007, 09:16:50 PM »
Somebody sold me Panzer Dragoon Saga for $35.  I wonder who it was, then...I remember clearly that I was bidding on it on eBay and it was going for almost $100 and then someone on Usenet made a FS post offering it for $30 plus shipping.
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« Reply #80 on: December 05, 2007, 09:34:45 PM »
Probably was Princess Crown then. Never could figure that game out. People made it out to be liquid sex, and I sat there staring at a big headed girl in a field, killing roses or something.  ???

And we all fell for it a second time with Odin Sphere.   :-\ 

Somebody sold me Panzer Dragoon Saga for $35.  I wonder who it was, then...I remember clearly that I was bidding on it on eBay and it was going for almost $100 and then someone on Usenet made a FS post offering it for $30 plus shipping.

That almost sounds like me, but I'm pretty sure that I sold my PDS to someone in high school for a little more than that price.
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Re: 1989 Usenet Post explores birth in Ninfags.
« Reply #81 on: December 06, 2007, 03:55:37 AM »
The name Freedman rings a bell, honestly.  My memory's kinda hazy, but when I get home I'm doing a search for that name and FS: Panzer Dragoon Saga on RGVSega. :lol
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« Reply #82 on: December 06, 2007, 02:05:46 PM »
Probably was Princess Crown then. Never could figure that game out. People made it out to be liquid sex, and I sat there staring at a big headed girl in a field, killing roses or something.  ???

And we all fell for it a second time with Odin Sphere.   :-\ 
Not me. I saw the "from the maker's of princess Crown" and made sure to avoid it.

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« Reply #83 on: December 06, 2007, 03:09:47 PM »
fuck you, dune coons. princess crown = :bow :bow :bow

odin sphere is ass. i played princess crown on the psp at the same time and princess crown is lightyears better.
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« Reply #84 on: December 06, 2007, 03:17:55 PM »
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« Reply #85 on: December 06, 2007, 05:37:12 PM »
maybe GAF's Tabris = ZoqFotPik?
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« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2007, 07:32:07 PM »
fuck you, dune coons. princess crown = :bow :bow :bow

odin sphere is ass. i played princess crown on the psp at the same time and princess crown is lightyears better.

Ever the contrarian!
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« Reply #87 on: December 06, 2007, 08:18:32 PM »
fuck you, dune coons. princess crown = :bow :bow :bow

odin sphere is ass. i played princess crown on the psp at the same time and princess crown is lightyears better.

Prole does love that loli!
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« Reply #88 on: December 06, 2007, 09:20:03 PM »
fuck you, dune coons. princess crown = :bow :bow :bow

You're the reason I bought it at all IIRC.
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« Reply #89 on: December 06, 2007, 09:43:41 PM »
His tastes haven't changed much...Prole still loves the animu chicks.
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« Reply #90 on: December 06, 2007, 09:56:21 PM »
Ah well, not every game can be an instant totally authentic, and immersive classic like Shenmue.

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« Reply #91 on: December 06, 2007, 10:04:43 PM »
Gotta find those sailors!
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« Reply #93 on: December 06, 2007, 10:33:23 PM »
Hmm...posting another Synbios gif.  You're not doing much to help your case.
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« Reply #94 on: December 07, 2007, 09:22:58 PM »
if i liked animu chicks, why the fuck did i hate odin sphere??
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« Reply #95 on: December 07, 2007, 09:36:53 PM »
that was just to throw us off your trail
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« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2007, 09:40:50 PM »
:-*
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« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2007, 10:33:10 PM »
if i liked animu chicks, why the fuck did i hate odin sphere??

Because the only loli chick in it dies in the end.
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