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T234

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Tauntaun

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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 12:43:15 PM »
Saw it yesterday too, wasn't that great and the CG was spotty, looked great in one scene, horrible in the next.  :-\
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 12:44:34 PM »
You should have saw THE MIST.
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 12:47:08 PM »
You should have saw THE MIST.

I've been interested in seeing this and I think I will this weekend or week.  Saw an extended trailer for that JJ Abrams "monster" movie.  Can't wait for that. :hyper
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 12:48:23 PM »
You turds better have already seen No Country For Old Men.  Seeing BEARWOLF over it is inexcusable. :wag
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 12:49:37 PM »
You turds better have already seen No Country For Old Men.  Seeing BEARWOLF over it is inexcusable. :wag

:drool  I need to see that movie again. :heartbeat
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 12:50:48 PM »
tauntaun = top of the line movie critic
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 12:52:41 PM »
You should have saw THE MIST.
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 12:53:04 PM »
You turds better have already seen No Country For Old Men.  Seeing BEARWOLF over it is inexcusable. :wag
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 12:57:06 PM »
It's on my computer right now. I saw the first fifteen minutes, and it was excellent.

Once finals are over, I will view it.
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Re: I saw beowulf yesterday and I still have Anger and the Squits from it.
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 12:59:34 PM »
I HOPE AND PRAY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
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I went in with lowered expectations, especially after my mom gave it a 10, but I was pretty impressed. I like epic fantasy films and it definitely fit that bill. Yes the CG is spotty at times but overall it was well done.

my mom liked it half because she thought it was "scary", and half because of the "biblical themes", ie DON'T TRUST WOMENZ which she quickly connected to Detroit's mayoral problems
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Eric P

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the bibical themes were lame

way to cram modern christian thought into prechristian text.
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also lame was the fact that Grendel's mother manifested wearing goddamn high heels

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the bibical themes were lame

way to cram modern christian thought into prechristian text.

my thoughts exactly  :lol
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Everything about Beowulf was mediocre.
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Beowulf is awesome.

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The poem, I mean. Uncanny valley ftl.
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Eric P

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Everything about Beowulf was mediocre.

the dragon fight was neat

though that may be the 3d effects talking

but i have no desire to rewatch the film
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It took too long to get to the dragon fight, I was too annoyed to enjoy it.
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Angelina's digital nakedness was the only redeeming factor. Without that, it would have received 0/4 stars out of the 1/4 I gave it.
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This movie was really lame.