Author Topic: Oh shit, Patriots have 2 minutes (Read 3611 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** December 04, 2007, 12:21:05 AM »

CAN THEY DO IT?

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:22:35 AM »

They probably will, which sucks

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:22:52 AM »

I sure hope not.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:28:15 AM »

Dolphins!!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:28:51 AM »

These last 10 minutes have been fucking intense as hell. Holy shit.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:31:04 AM »

Wow, what an ending. Let's see if Brady really is this generation's Montana.

Judging from the dropped pass on the last drive, Moss is no Jerry Rice though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:31:36 AM »

Brady is the Anti-Christ, confirmed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:33:43 AM »

Oh shit

thekavorka · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:37:09 AM »

total bullshit

that holding call was COMPLETE BULLSHIT

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:37:55 AM »

pretty much

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:39:38 AM »

I faking hate Brady, but I would give my left nut to be at least long enough to bang 2 models.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:42:59 AM »

HOLY SHIT

1 MORE YARD

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:45:03 AM »

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on December 04, 2007, 12:39:38 AM

I faking hate Brady, but I would give my left nut to be at least long enough to bang 2 models.

I would give my left nut to see the Patriots lose to Miami. Why can't they ever meltdown against a decent team, why do they always have to have these close games against crappy teams like the Eagles or the Ravens that suck too much to take advantage of it?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:48:03 AM »

Tom Brady

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on December 04, 2007, 12:39:38 AM

I faking hate Brady, but I would give my left nut to be at least long enough to bang 2 models.

The way he dumped Bridge was pretty sad. But I guess she kinda deserved it too since she ditched her BF for Brady.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:49:39 AM »

Someone please shoot Bill Simmons in the face before he can write anything.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 04, 2007, 12:49:39 AM

Someone please shoot Bill Simmons in the face before he can write anything.

Have you read his recent NBA articles? They are horrendous.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:52:19 AM »

This will be worse.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:52:31 AM »

Yes it will.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:53:09 AM »

Brady for president

Anyone think this was fixed? I definitely need to see that holding call again

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:54:47 AM »

ESPN conveniently didn't show it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:56:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2007, 12:53:09 AM

Brady for president

Anyone think this was fixed? I definitely need to see that holding call again

I wouldn't be surprised if the Pats have been purposely winning by a small margin. Imagine how much the mobsters would have made the last couple of weeks by betting against the spread.

LJ11 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:57:30 AM »

I knew the Ravens would find some way to blow the game. McGahee had two left feet on that swing pass. Nice play by Harrison though. Rex Ryan made a bone headed decision. The entire stadium knew that Brady was going to QB sneak on 4th and 1, no reason for a TO, you know what's coming. Watson was held (probably 2 yards passed the chuck), but man what a fucking ticky tack call with the game on the line. Pats rough up receivers all the time, let the players decide. Bart Scott is a nut job, one of the reasons he went undrafted.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:57:35 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 04, 2007, 12:56:16 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2007, 12:53:09 AM
Brady for president

Anyone think this was fixed? I definitely need to see that holding call again

I wouldn't be surprised if the Pats have been purposely winning by a small margin. Imagine how much the mobsters would have made the last couple of weeks by betting against the spread.

LJ11 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:59:50 AM »

Kraft looked like he was going to jump out of his luxury box during those 4th down plays.

thekavorka · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:05:14 AM »

ok yeah, it was a good call on the holding

BUT STILL FUCK THE PATS

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:06:23 AM »

I haven't seen a team blow a football game that spectacularly in my entire life.

LJ11 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:10:18 AM »

Cajole, did you watch the Bills/Cowboys Monday night game this year? EPIC COLLAPSE by the Bills. Great game too. 3 good Monday Night games this year, most of the Sunday night games have sucked ass though.

Edit: 4, I forgot about the Favre OT win.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:11:35 AM »

Nah. I'm not a huge football watcher. I think I remember that though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:19:14 AM »

Bill Simmons' article tomorrow...

The Sports Guy asks how ESPN could not focus on all the bad calls that almost cost the Patriots' last night's game

thekavorka · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2007, 02:23:54 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 04, 2007, 01:19:14 AM

Bill Simmons' article tomorrow...

The Sports Guy asks how ESPN could not focus on all the bad calls that almost cost the Patriots' last night's game

so true

Stocky · « **Reply #30 on:** December 04, 2007, 07:43:03 AM »

In more important news, Brett Favre has been named SI's Sportsman of The Year. Fuck Brady.

Ellrick · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2007, 09:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 07:43:03 AM

In more important news, Brett Favre has been named SI's Sportsman of The Year. Fuck Brady.

They must have missed this.

TDS
41
INT
5
YDS
3,696
RTG
123.4

Stocky · « **Reply #32 on:** December 04, 2007, 10:17:25 AM »

Quote from: Ellrick on December 04, 2007, 09:19:54 AM

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 07:43:03 AM
In more important news, Brett Favre has been named SI's Sportsman of The Year. Fuck Brady.

They must have missed this.

TDS
41
INT
5
YDS
3,696
RTG
123.4

Nope, I'm pretty sure they saw a 38 year old man in 2nd place for MVP this year. Keep dreaming, Bradyfag.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 04, 2007, 10:21:04 AM »

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 10:17:25 AM

Quote from: Ellrick on December 04, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 07:43:03 AM
In more important news, Brett Favre has been named SI's Sportsman of The Year. Fuck Brady.

They must have missed this.

TDS
41
INT
5
YDS
3,696
RTG
123.4

Nope, I'm pretty sure they saw a 38 year old man in 2nd place for MVP this year. Keep dreaming, Bradyfag.

What does his age have to do with the price of tea? Brady has twice the number of touchdowns--with half the interceptions--and his team is undefeated.

Rman · « **Reply #34 on:** December 04, 2007, 10:24:07 AM »

I caught the game last night and I have to say that I haven't seen a team implode like that in a while. The interception on third and long, the failed third and short conversion, the distinguished mentally-challenged time out by the defense when they stuffed the run on fourth down, the holding penalty, and the barrage of penalties assessed at the kickoff. You can't give a team like New England so many chances.

Stocky · « **Reply #35 on:** December 04, 2007, 10:55:53 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 04, 2007, 10:21:04 AM

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 10:17:25 AM
Quote from: Ellrick on December 04, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 07:43:03 AM
In more important news, Brett Favre has been named SI's Sportsman of The Year. Fuck Brady.

They must have missed this.

TDS
41
INT
5
YDS
3,696
RTG
123.4

Nope, I'm pretty sure they saw a 38 year old man in 2nd place for MVP this year. Keep dreaming, Bradyfag.
What does his age have to do with the price of tea? Brady has twice the number of touchdowns--with half the interceptions--and his team is undefeated.

Age affects everything in the game. Speed, throwing, etc. etc. To have a guy who is slowly pushing 40 show up everyone else if fucking amazing.

Favre has had nothing to work with, except for a few exceptions, in his ENTIRE career and he still holds all the records. Favre is having one of his best years right now, and let's not forget to mention that he's broken almost every single passing record known to man.

Brady isn't the reason they're undefeated. They could put any other man in that position at this point and still win games. Not with Green Bay, and not with Favre.

P.S. It's not cool to bash on Favre and the Packers anymore, guys. Get with the times, you're so fucking far behind.

Ellrick · « **Reply #36 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:01:53 AM »

Going by rating Farve is in 5th place, but congrats on being old Brett.

SI should rename it the oldman of the year award.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:03:52 AM »

Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on December 04, 2007, 12:28:15 AM

Dolphins!!!

:'(

thekavorka · « **Reply #38 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:07:07 AM »

Sportsman of the Year is a joke.

Roger Federer should have won it this year.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:07:37 AM »

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on December 04, 2007, 10:55:53 AM

Age affects everything in the game. Speed, throwing, etc. etc. To have a guy who is slowly pushing 40 show up everyone else if fucking amazing.

Favre has had nothing to work with, except for a few exceptions, in his ENTIRE career and he still holds all the records. Favre is having one of his best years right now, and let's not forget to mention that he's broken almost every single passing record known to man.

Brady isn't the reason they're undefeated. They could put any other man in that position at this point and still win games..

1. Somewhere there's a 120 year old Japanese man swimming. That's surely more impressive than a 38 year old who is the fifth highest rated QB of the year.

2. Favre broke those records over a 17 year career. This award is for this year. Not for the past two decades.

3. No single player is the only reason for a team's success. So in that sense Brady isn't the only reason why NE is undefeated. However he is the main reason. And he is having the best season by a QB ever. I highly doubt that just any other man could do that.

Rman · « **Reply #40 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:24:12 AM »

We know MVP selections are as much about politics as well as performance. This year's MVP was Favre's retirement gift from the NFL.

*edit*
I guess it's not the MVP....

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2007, 01:55:58 PM »

He won sportsman of the year, not MVP Malek. It's not solely about stats

Candyflip · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2007, 02:07:26 PM »

This was the most entertaining game I've watched this year I think.

Rman · « **Reply #43 on:** December 04, 2007, 02:51:46 PM »

Yeah, it was fun.

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Author Topic: Oh shit, Patriots have 2 minutes (Read 3611 times)