WTF is holier than though to lock a topic?

[abrader]

DeezNutz the biggest thing to understand is that EvilBore is not OA - its not a free for all spam/troll/gross festival like OA is either.

EvilBore is really the most intellectual forum of its type on the web.

Nobody really cares about or wants anything goes free for all posting here.

I am thankful that the mods here would likely delete the account and thread of someone who did something disgusting like post a tubgirl pic...and when that offensive user is deleted, an army of monkeys wont be raving about it like on OA.

People will be thankful and get back on topic.

Having said that - the Saga of Redwood playing Guitar Hero and slobbing and bobbing everyone on the internet is not appropriate for this forum methinks (senior members feel free to tell me i am fukk all wrong on any of this - just my take) Nobody really cares about all that drama here.

This forum is good if you are into buying stuff, movies, music, games and buying stuff. And frankly, its much appreciated due to its fine content compared to shit-stives like the forgotten-gamer OA.

[Powerslave]

LookAtAllDeezNuts

[Tauntaun]

  wow I missed the draaaaaaaama, was busy pwnin nubs in COD4

[Saint Cornelius]

Deez Nuts > the same fucking people here with the same fucking shit to say

What did you buy? Nintendo sux. WHAT DID YOU BUY? Which GAffer would you most like to make out with? I'm drunk. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON BUYING? Rinse. Wash. Repeat.

Deez Nuts is a breath of fresh air. More exciting than a MAF name change.

[The Fake Shemp]

I think it's cute that you look up to him, Corny.  Although, if a guy got the chance to ball a chick that I wanted to ball, I'd probably look up to him too.  Werd?

[Saint Cornelius]

I stopped wanting to ball her when I realized what a complete psychotic whore bag she was. But thanks, Will! We can't all find true love online.

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, Tim.  Look, Tim, I think it's awesome that you're backpedaling.  But, Tim, c'mon, we all know you wanted to be lucky number seventy-five.  So what if you'll have to settle for eighty-four, Tim.  It's not like you haven't already spent the effort, Tim.  Basically, Tim, I'm looking out for you.  Tim.

[Saint Cornelius]

Fuck man I just shortened "Willco", no need to get all fucking HOSTILE about it.

And who the fuck is backpeddling? I just admitted to wanting to fuck her until I realized she was cheating on megafoo. I'm all for sluttiness but not when it hurts people.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm not being hostile, I just hate it when you interject someone's real name in an online rebuttal to seem more personal or what have you.  I have nothing against you!  And don't give me that shortened Willco malarkey - you're better than that.

Also, at this rate, is there anyone she hasn't cheated on?

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm not being hostile, I just hate it when you interject someone's real name in an online rebuttal to seem more personal or what have you.  I have nothing against you!  And don't give me that shortened Willco malarkey - you're better than that.

Honestly I was just shortening your username. If I wanted to be a prick, I'd have said "William Federman". Or called you a jew.

Also, at this rate, is there anyone she hasn't cheated on?

Maybe not the WHIP WHIP?

[The Fake Shemp]

Honestly I was just shortening your username. If I wanted to be a prick, I'd have said "William Federman". Or called you a jew.

I'm agnostic!

Maybe not the WHIP WHIP?

They were never an item, though! ... or am I just that far out of the loop.

[Saint Cornelius]

They were never an item, though! ... or am I just that far out of the loop.

You're that far out of the loop.

Let's put it this way, dude - redWOOD really knows how to manipulate a person. Hell, I was almost contacting my travel agent! Poor Sean is just the type of guy that would do anything for that girl, no matter what she's done in the past.

But if he thinks that he'll be able to tame her cheatin' heart then that guy is going to wake up in a world of pain any day now.

edit: redWOOD in place of "Theresa" because I was doing what Willco just accused me of doing

[The Fake Shemp]

Just think, that could've been you, dude.

[Saint Cornelius]

I know!  :'(

I lost my mind a little bit last year. I'm slowly trying to get it back.

[Saint Cornelius]

This is fucking awesome.

I guess I can tell the whole story now, since my X isn't threatening me not to say anything or he will leak pictures of me.

We got married in March after we knew each other for a few months. I was hesitant about the whole thing, but he wouldn't leave me alone about it. Basically saying; I was the love of this life blah blah blah. So we got married, which was the biggest mistake I ever made. It's not even a real marriage, no one knew about it. It was a sham the whole time. About a week after I had an epiphany and realized that I couldn't stay married to this man, I didn't love him. So I left him, and had him draw up dissolution papers. We were separated at the time. I started talking to my Xboyfriend, who I went out with before him. I told him the truth about everything that happened. That was Megafoo btw. Anyways Megafoo told me he loved me, he would help me get through this all that. Did I cheat on my husband by fucking another guy? NO. Did I cheat on him by leaving him and deciding that my heart belonged to someone else? Yes.

But neither one of us really loved each other. Oh, and I'm sure he never mentioned how he was trying to mack on all these girls on myspace and get them to do on a date with him. Anways, so my x-husband cried and begged to me to come back to him, we would work things out and do marriage counseling. Everyone in my family, my mom, sisters, stepdad were telling me that since I got married I had to try to work things out. So I relented, which was a big mistake. And I ended up leaving him again.

Well he decided he was going to move to Chicago and again begged me to go with him. I wanted to get out of Ohio, and away from all this shit here. So I said I would go. So I went. And ya maybe I let myself go a little, but that's because I was depressed, I was extremely depressed. I was with the most immature, petty, vindictive man I have ever met in my life. He picked his nose all the time and thought I couldnt see him out of the corner of my life. It was disgusting. He was horrible in bed, he was short and had a weird peanut shaped head. So ya, I left him and decided to come back home. I'm doing much better now, I'm happy now. I'm working out again and blah blah blah. That's basically it in a nut shell.

oh and lol no way in hell have I slept with 50 people.

And people wonder why her noods have made their way to the internet.

[zeergoth]

This is fucking awesome.

I guess I can tell the whole story now, since my X isn't threatening me not to say anything or he will leak pictures of me.

We got married in March after we knew each other for a few months. I was hesitant about the whole thing, but he wouldn't leave me alone about it. Basically saying; I was the love of this life blah blah blah. So we got married, which was the biggest mistake I ever made. It's not even a real marriage, no one knew about it. It was a sham the whole time. About a week after I had an epiphany and realized that I couldn't stay married to this man, I didn't love him. So I left him, and had him draw up dissolution papers. We were separated at the time. I started talking to my Xboyfriend, who I went out with before him. I told him the truth about everything that happened. That was Megafoo btw. Anyways Megafoo told me he loved me, he would help me get through this all that. Did I cheat on my husband by fucking another guy? NO. Did I cheat on him by leaving him and deciding that my heart belonged to someone else? Yes.

But neither one of us really loved each other. Oh, and I'm sure he never mentioned how he was trying to mack on all these girls on myspace and get them to do on a date with him. Anways, so my x-husband cried and begged to me to come back to him, we would work things out and do marriage counseling. Everyone in my family, my mom, sisters, stepdad were telling me that since I got married I had to try to work things out. So I relented, which was a big mistake. And I ended up leaving him again.

Well he decided he was going to move to Chicago and again begged me to go with him. I wanted to get out of Ohio, and away from all this shit here. So I said I would go. So I went. And ya maybe I let myself go a little, but that's because I was depressed, I was extremely depressed. I was with the most immature, petty, vindictive man I have ever met in my life. He picked his nose all the time and thought I couldnt see him out of the corner of my life. It was disgusting. He was horrible in bed, he was short and had a weird peanut shaped head. So ya, I left him and decided to come back home. I'm doing much better now, I'm happy now. I'm working out again and blah blah blah. That's basically it in a nut shell.

oh and lol no way in hell have I slept with 50 people.

And people wonder why her noods have made their way to the internet.

:'(

[The Fake Shemp]

 :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

jesus, people, can we leave oa drama at oa

and corny: wtf. we've treated you WAY better than any other forum, and you bag on us because we have some drama-avoidant moderation? why so, dare i say it, "butthurt" over a few purchasing topics and occasional nintendo bashing -- definitely trivial complaints compared to, well, just about EVERY negative at oa! what the fuck do you WANT out of the internet?

[abrader]

jesus, people, can we leave oa drama at oa

and corny: wtf. we've treated you WAY better than any other forum, and you bag on us because we have some drama-avoidant moderation? what the fuck do you WANT out of the internet!

I have missed you neo-baby jesus.

[The Fake Shemp]

:gerstmann