Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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Where do cows go to have fun?
If the cows have blonde hair, a black frathouse.
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2006, 06:42:13 PMQuote from: malek4980 on October 19, 2006, 06:38:15 PMIf the cows have blonde hair, a black frathouse. .......... ... ... I should have put an asterisk on that joke.
Quote from: malek4980 on October 19, 2006, 06:38:15 PMIf the cows have blonde hair, a black frathouse. .......... ... ...
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
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