i had a weird dream last night and it starred pd

[Himu]

So like, this dream took place in the Harry Potter world except it was demented and vile. Harry Potter just defeated a pot smoking wizard named Phoenix Dark who raped women, cut off wizards' spell casting arms, and terrorized the world. Harry Potter cut off Phoenix Dark's head for all to see and they ate it for dinner.

What the fuccccckkkkkkkkk

[Bloodwake]

Yeah, my dreams last night involved the girl.

Meaning I'm cutting off all contact whatsoever. This is ridiculous.

[Mupepe]

my dream last night... i don't remember it.

i had a few daydreams today though

[Himu]

what'd you day dream

[Mupepe]

sex

[Himu]

who were you banging???

[Phoenix Dark]

i had a dream that a little black man tried to crawl into my ass because he fears commitment. i shat him out a 5 story window

[Mupepe]

who were you banging???

you

[Tauntaun]

who were you banging???

you

 

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