Author Topic: the cutest girl ever is chatting me up (Read 1689 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** December 04, 2007, 09:13:50 PM »

I don't think she's actually interested in me, I think she just likes being friendly and may possibly want to set me up with her vastly less cute friends (which is fine by me, I don't have standards). However, damn! Cutest girl of all time! This isn't hyperbole, it's a sober objective assessment of her cuteness conducted in strict accord with best practices.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2007, 09:14:27 PM »

graph, now

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2007, 09:14:51 PM »

is it natalie portman from garden state lol

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2007, 09:16:40 PM »

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graph, now

I'm going to publish a paper on this which will include appropriate graphics and figures, but am still struggling with \LaTeX issues atm

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:54:42 PM »

wow, I met her again today. I was trying to pretend not to notice her but she came over and asked my advice on something. which I was unable to adequately provide. i lose.

i wish she'd leave me alone, she's probably just being friendly but I'm going to start thinking she likes me likes me and fantasizing about her and developing unrealistic expectations until I finally get the nerve to ask her out and she rejects me and I become a psycho stalker and get thrown in jail. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail!

bud · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:03:28 PM »

say something really cool

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:10:01 PM »

i'll google for badass movie quotes to use

bud · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:12:29 PM »

no, i mean right now

say something about advanced math and algorithms

dazzle me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:14:32 PM »

simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. - EW Dijkstra

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:19:42 PM »

say, "wanna suck my cock? you can use a dijkstra."

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:31:19 PM »

lolzxor

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:34:30 PM »

recursive your like the future me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:35:13 PM »

When you learn to spell?

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:36:22 PM »

i was just about to say that

gay people really think alike

etiolate · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:42:04 PM »

girls messing with guys

bitches are emotional wraiths

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:42:50 PM »

she just said "we'd make a good team"

i am this close to deluding myself into believing i have a chance with someone whose conversations i am liveblogging on a puerile videogame webforum. someone rescue me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:44:05 PM »

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girls messing with guys
bitches are emotional wraiths

omg that is so true!

misogyny lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:45:11 PM »

Jeez, post some god damn pics or this gets locked

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:45:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2007, 08:35:13 PM

When you learn to spell?

In the future.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:53:11 PM »

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ask her out BEFORE she clicks that you are weird, once you are in you can work on deweirding! Wink

I tried that with my last employer. $:-\$

eh, she is here all the time so it's not like I'll never have another chance. I actually have a date with someone else tomorrow so this might not be the best time.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:01:35 PM »

i could write a better romcom than judd apatow, and someday i will.

etiolate · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:04:05 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 15, 2007, 08:44:05 PM

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girls messing with guys
bitches are emotional wraiths

omg that is so true!

misogyny lol

eh more to do with centuries of gender role standards being unloosened and then creating an inner double standard of emotional expectancies

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:07:29 PM »

i'm only ZOMG about her looks. i like her personality too but we don't have a ZOMG connection

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:10:51 PM »

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eh more to do with centuries of gender role standards being unloosened and then creating an inner double standard of emotional expectancies

I hope you know you're speaking complete gibberish.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:28:53 PM »

Dem' West End girls are DANGEROUS

Mandark · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2007, 03:45:41 AM »

I suspect someone who claims to have found the cutest girl ever, yet refuses to submit his findings for peer review.

This is Pons and Fleischmann all over again.

etiolate · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2007, 04:30:53 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 15, 2007, 09:10:51 PM

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eh more to do with centuries of gender role standards being unloosened and then creating an inner double standard of emotional expectancies

I hope you know you're speaking complete gibberish.

It is not gibberish, it is just not down-translated. I use to simplify, but nobody listens so it is not worth the effort. It is too tiring to go into the complexity of the whole thing.

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** December 16, 2007, 05:09:26 AM »

I, for one, see a lot of promise in the gibberish theory.

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