Author Topic: My neighbor has apparently sent me/left me flowers... (Read 5622 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** October 19, 2006, 07:35:03 PM »

... OH SNAP.

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:36:42 PM »

Now that CrystalGemini has dumped you, go for it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:37:38 PM »

Haha, it says "Shanah tovah" apparently... CrystalGemini knows who this is.

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:36:42 PM

Now that CrystalGemini has dumped you, go for it.

Despite that that is false, how can you assume that she dumped me? Maybe it was vice versa

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:38:25 PM »

Hit that shit, bro.... unless its a dude.....

...unless that dude happens to be Dwinky

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:39:29 PM »

Did you tell her you have a gf already?

I'd just say "hey thanks for the flowers. I was going to buy some for my girlfriend, but I'll just give here these. Thanks!"

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:40:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 19, 2006, 07:37:38 PM

Despite that that is false, how can you assume that she dumped me? Maybe it was vice versa

She had the upper hand. You make chairs for movies and eat chinese food with chopsticks in a extreme over the top manner.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:40:08 PM »

a) It's a 30-year-old Jewish chick
b) I'm happy with CrystalGemini, thanks
c) It could just be friendly, she is wishing me Happy New Year in Hebrew (but it's a little late for that, maybe she didn't realize I was back home)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:40:27 PM »

Advice from someone who's biggest claim to fame is hugging Brazillian women?

C'mon.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:41:01 PM »

She also knows about CrystalGemini. And Crystal has accused her of buying me off with tickets to the High Holy Days at Temple (they were like $120). They were good tickets, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:41:59 PM »

I have been firm that we are strictly neighbor/acquaintance relationship. I won't even hang out with her. She wanted to give me a key to her apartment, but I thought that was too creepy.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:42:19 PM »

Catfight. NOW.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:42:49 PM »

Take her to see Borat opening day with you. It talks about jews a lot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:43:22 PM »

I wish someone would send me flowers. Send her a note back that says "Thanks" and invite her over for tea one day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:43:59 PM »

Willco, hook me up with the 30 year old Jewish chick. I will totally please her.

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:44:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 19, 2006, 07:43:22 PM

I wish someone would send me flowers. Send her a note back that says "Thanks" and invite her over for tea one day.

Borat>tea.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:44:49 PM »

I gave her business card to CrystalGemini so she could see what her face looked like, and she was unhappy to learn she's not hideously deformed.

At any rate, I don't date people that are that much older than me, I don't date Jews and I certainly don't cheat - so she's in a lose/lose situation.

I don't know if I want to thank her for the flowers, but it would be rude not to.

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2006, 07:43:59 PM

Willco, hook me up with the 30 year old Jewish chick. I will totally please her.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:45:18 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 19, 2006, 07:41:59 PM

I have been firm that we are strictly neighbor/acquaintance relationship. I won't even hang out with her. She wanted to give me a key to her apartment, but I thought that was too creepy.

WTF

Does she show any jealousy signs? Bitches like that ruin dudes, I swear. She could spread a rumor and bam you'd be fucked. Stay away from her if she's the jealous kind.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:47:20 PM »

But seriously, guys....

...throw the Jew down the well.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:48:53 PM »

No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.

JEWZ Lolz

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:49:21 PM »

For my Willco

:

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well
So my country can be free
We must make travel easy
Then we’ll have a big party

In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back

Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party

If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:50:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 19, 2006, 07:48:53 PM

No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.

JEWZ Lolz

Kill the dog. Its the only way. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:50:47 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 19, 2006, 07:50:06 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 19, 2006, 07:48:53 PM
No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.

JEWZ Lolz

Kill the dog. Its the only way. $:-\$

Or just give it to a mexican so they can eat it.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:51:08 PM »

Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:51:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 19, 2006, 07:48:53 PM

No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.

JEWZ Lolz

I wish black people were like that. I'd have been laid by now.

Stupid negroes

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:52:25 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:51:08 PM

Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2.

So you're saying I should eat her cake and kick her ass to the curb for Mary Jane (CrystalGemini)?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:51:08 PM

Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2.

Oh c'mon, just because she baked him a cake doesn't mean she wanted to jump into his spandex.

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:53:38 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 19, 2006, 07:52:50 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:51:08 PM
Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2.

Oh c'mon, just because she baked him a cake doesn't mean she wanted to jump into his spandex.

You know she wanted Parker's penis. Look how nervous she was around him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:54:44 PM »

My apartment complex is too much drama. There's a bunch of young, single women there, some gay folks, a couple of married people and a crazy guy (he's legit - we're talking tin foil hats, folks... FOR REAL). Most of them work in/around Hollywood, so they can be divas at times. It's like the middle class 90210.

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:56:40 PM »

I don't see how to connect that to a Sam Raimi film though.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:56:40 PM

I don't see how to connect that to a Sam Raimi film though.

Haha, you lose.

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:58:46 PM »

no the jew does. The jew ALWAYS does.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:58:46 PM

no the jew does. The jew ALWAYS does.

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Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:01:56 PM »

You must grab him by his money.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:02:31 PM »

So my country can be free?

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:03:09 PM »

Then we have a big party!

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:05:06 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:06:39 PM »

What if the jew comes at me with a claw?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:07:32 PM »

I will tell you what to do: you must grab him by his horns, and throw him down the well.

Cheebs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:08:52 PM »

What if they have two jew claw?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:10:05 PM »

Then you are screwed!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:10:16 PM »

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:11:06 PM »

LOLZ, JEWZ

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:44:50 PM »

30 Year old Jewish chick?

Willco, refer her to my myspace page plskthx!

http://www.myspace.com/jeremyvel

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:47:47 PM »

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:50:00 PM »

~11!!!MYSPACE!!!11~

:blush

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