Author Topic: The Craft is the worst movie ever made (Read 5387 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** October 20, 2006, 02:26:51 AM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHITTY COVER OF HOW SOON IS NOW? DIE THE CRAFT DIE. FUCK YOU WILLCO AND MAF FOR PICKING THIS TO BE THE EVILBORE HALLOWEEN MOVIE FOR 2006. HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN IT?

Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:35:24 AM »

Is this a pube on my keyboard? Oh, nevermind, it's just one of Wilco's nappy jew hairs.

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:37:19 AM »

Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:40:15 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:37:19 AM

Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches. I'd go so far as to call her frumpy.

Christopher · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:44:23 AM »

oh wow you know your just hating on her because she's beautiful, honestly the UGLIEST of the witches?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:46:25 AM »

That movie was cool... when I was 10 years old.

You couldn't pay me to watch it now.

Edit: and yes, the cover is horrible.

Christopher · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:54:01 AM »

what do you think of neve campbell

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:57:50 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:44:23 AM

oh wow you know your just hating on her because she's beautiful, honestly the UGLIEST of the witches?

Have you watched it lately? Ugly may be a bit too strong, but she's definitely the least attractive of the witches in the movie. Yes, she was hotter in later movies, but she's fourth fiddle in The Craft.

Christopher · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:02:27 AM »

well no I remember watching it when I was little, and when her scars came off and she wore that sexy clothing I was like whoa.

hmmm maybe I do need to watch it again, although it's like the shittest movie ever.

etiolate · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:06:57 AM »

worst film i've seen and it only makes it worse that the director considered himself a modern john hughes

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:20:41 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2006, 02:40:15 AM

Quote from: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:37:19 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches. I'd go so far as to call her frumpy.

I love White Man and all, but this post is a total microcosm of the fashion industry dynamic: A gay dude who is oblivious to how poorly he evaluates female beauty.

Thanks for all the eating disorders and no-ass-having coatracks, jerk!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:29:08 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 03:02:27 AM

well no I remember watching it when I was little, and when her scars came off and she wore that sexy clothing I was like whoa.

hmmm maybe I do need to watch it again, although it's like the shittest movie ever.

It's all about the black chick. I'd let her spray her chocolate milk into my mouth.

Fairuza Balk is also stone cold hottie, even though her chin can cut steak.

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:30:57 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 20, 2006, 03:20:41 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2006, 02:40:15 AM
Quote from: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:37:19 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches. I'd go so far as to call her frumpy.
I love White Man and all, but this post is a total microcosm of the fashion industry dynamic: A gay dude who is oblivious to how poorly he evaluates female beauty.

Thanks for all the eating disorders and no-ass-having coatracks, jerk!

Dude, you have not seen The Craft recently. Neve is *NOT* good looking in it when compared to the other girls.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:43:49 AM »

Neve is not good looking period.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2006, 11:57:23 AM »

Yeah, I didn't find her that hot in The Craft. The black chica was easily the hottenest.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2006, 11:58:59 AM »

Also The Doom Generation is hilarious.

whiteACID · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:14:18 PM »

I loved The Craft when I was younger, I havn't seen it in years though. Isn't Skeet Ulrich in a TV show this year or something?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:26:58 PM »

You picked it, you bum! I wanted something AWESOME.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 12:26:58 PM

You picked it, you bum! I wanted something AWESOME.

I thought it was awesome, but somewhere in the past 10 years awesome turned to suck.

So, my NEW nomination for Official Evilbore Halloween Movie 2006 is Cruel Intentions 3.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:52:07 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:53:29 PM »

The Mummy

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:55:02 PM »

Logan's Run?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:56:06 PM »

Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2006, 12:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 12:56:06 PM

Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!

whiteACID · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2006, 01:03:40 PM »

Dirty Dancing?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** October 20, 2006, 01:09:54 PM »

Im fuckin watchin THE FRIGHTENERS on halloween.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:06:40 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2006, 12:57:58 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 12:56:06 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!

I'd rather just watch THE EVIL DEAD.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:19:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 02:06:40 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2006, 12:57:58 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 12:56:06 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!

I'd rather just watch THE EVIL DEAD.

The Evil Dead? That movie is the biggest cheap rip off since Spider-Man 2 blatantly stole a scene from Hellraiser 2!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:26:55 PM »

You lost that argument and you lose this one too. And your manhood.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:10:59 PM »

Has Sam Raimi ever made a legitimately good movie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 20, 2006, 04:10:59 PM

Has Sam Raimi ever made a legitimately good movie

Go watch Supernatural you queef

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:15:43 PM »

they do an episode that's very similar to the Evil Dead on Supernatural, but with professionally-written dialogue

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:17:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 20, 2006, 02:26:55 PM

You lost that argument and you lose this one too. And your manhood.

How could I possibly lose that argument? The scenes use the exact same bit of music! There are direct shots from Hellraiser 2 used in Raimi's inferior copy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:17:49 PM »

Using italics doesn't make the show better. You're like a walking puppet for the WB, which is creepy.

Quote from: You Already Lost This Argument, Move On

How could I possibly lose that argument? The scenes use the exact same bit of music! There are direct shots from Hellraiser 2 used in Raimi's inferior copy.

You already lost this argument - move on!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:22:47 PM »

"The Doom Generation" was a strange movie. I can't say that I LIKED it very much, but it certainly wasn't the WORST movie I've ever seen. Loved seeing Rose's glorious rack; was really, REALLY fucking disturbed by the ending.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 04:22:47 PM

"The Doom Generation" was a strange movie. I can't say that I LIKED it very much, but it certainly wasn't the WORST movie I've ever seen. Loved seeing Rose's glorious rack; was really, REALLY fucking disturbed by the ending.

I agree. I kept watching it to see what strange thing would happen next.

Quote

You already lost this argument - move on!

Stick to arguing with people you can win with, like Penix.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:31:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2006, 02:26:51 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHITTY COVER OF HOW SOON IS NOW? DIE THE CRAFT DIE. FUCK YOU WILLCO AND MAF FOR PICKING THIS TO BE THE EVILBORE HALLOWEEN MOVIE FOR 2006. HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN IT?

Oh it's fucking awful. But at least it has two pretty decent witches in it. But my God, the story and acting is awful.

However, I have to disagree, the worst movies ever made are a tie between Stay Alive, Swordfish and Stigmata.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** October 20, 2006, 04:32:35 PM »

I love Patricia Arquette but man she has been in some really bad movies.

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Author Topic: The Craft is the worst movie ever made (Read 5387 times)