Author Topic: GameLife Rap! (Read 3241 times)

Melissa · « **on:** October 20, 2006, 03:14:31 AM »

http://www.myspace.com/jfreshjohnnydobad

Gheym Lyfe
by Johnny Do Bad

"I saw you at E3...I saw you lookin at me"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:21:29 AM »

I need to try that pick up line on women.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2006, 09:34:06 AM »

no. just no.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2006, 10:57:28 AM »

I went to high school in Menomonie, Wisconsin. Fascinating.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2006, 11:25:57 AM »

And here I was thinking Melissa had disappeared from the internet completely, le sigh

Teddman am suiciding.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2006, 01:59:43 PM »

damn, this is pretty fucking good.

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:01:20 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 20, 2006, 03:14:31 AM

http://www.myspace.com/jfreshjohnnydobad

Gheym Lyfe
by Johnny Do Bad

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"I saw you at E3...I saw you lookin at me"

it's a stupid piece of garbage.

Melissa · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 11:25:57 AM

And here I was thinking Melissa had disappeared from the internet completely, le sigh

You and I were just discussing Dexter - I wouldn't walk out on you without first leaving some cash on the nightstand.

Quote from: whiteACID on October 20, 2006, 02:01:20 PM

it's a stupid piece of garbage.

Poor lil' guy - at least he tried.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:46:56 PM »

I'd give you a freebie, lord knows you need it

whiteACID · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:48:23 PM »

I give this myspace I can't look at from work a 5/10

Melissa · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 02:46:56 PM

I'd give you a freebie, lord knows you need it

hahahaha Is that it now? I need to get laid?

I've left the bitch schtick behind, Cornelius.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:49:45 PM »

You need something, I'm just hoping it's not an insatiable desire for attention via the intarwebs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:50:09 PM »

You could cut the sexual tension with a knife!

Melissa · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:54:10 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 02:49:45 PM

You need something, I'm just hoping it's not an insatiable desire for attention via the intarwebs

I can't agree with you on that. If my goal was attention, I'd post on 10X as many forums, claim to be single and post 'hot' photos. I participate in GameLife because it's fun.

whiteACID · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 20, 2006, 02:48:49 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
I'd give you a freebie, lord knows you need it
hahahaha Is that it now? I need to get laid?

I've left the bitch schtick behind, Cornelius.

if corny pm'd you and wanted to play a little mario kart gp you will turn him down?
if he giggled and farted while drinking his pepsi cola. will you not sniff it?
every night he gets on all four - back acrched, ass up in the air - and begs for you to take him from behind. will you not make yeast into bread?
would jesus not turn water into wine.
no he wouldn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2006, 02:58:05 PM »

Sounds like you've thought about it, Melissa

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:00:16 PM »

Yeah, that whole getting lawyers involved sounds like a lot of "fun"

redwood: I don't find you atractive in the slightest, but I'd probably give you a hatefuck if I was single.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:01:41 PM »

Hatefuck?

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 03:00:16 PM

Yeah, that whole getting lawyers involved sounds like a lot of "fun"

redwood: I don't find you atractive in the slightest, but I'd probably give you a hatefuck if I was single.

premarital sex makes me feel guilty.

no it doesn't.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:05:10 PM »

Come on, William, you can't be that dense.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:05:45 PM »

I really have never heard that term until now.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:12:25 PM »

Are you a virgin, William?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 03:12:25 PM

Are you a virgin, William?

You know better than anyone that's not true

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:18:17 PM »

You're just not very experienced. That's cool.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:20:09 PM »

You said I did good! :'(

morphix · « **Reply #25 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:22:08 PM »

I'm not clicking that...

rocketman · « **Reply #26 on:** October 20, 2006, 05:37:22 PM »

When I think of those east end lights, muggy nights
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs
Prima donna lord you really should have been there
Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And its one more beer and I dont hear you anymore
Weve all gone crazy lately
My friends out there rolling round the basement floor

And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didnt you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
Youre a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye

I never realised the passing hours of evening showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
Im strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating queen
Its four oclock in the morning
Damn it listen to me good
Im sleeping with myself tonight
Saved in time, thank God my musics still alive

And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds
Paying your h.p. demands forever
Theyre coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight
So save your strength and run the field you play alone

And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didnt you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
Youre a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye

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Author Topic: GameLife Rap! (Read 3241 times)

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