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abrader

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What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« on: December 10, 2007, 02:36:00 PM »
Do my arms turn into flippers or what?


Gay Boy

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 02:36:46 PM »
free sony products.
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Tauntaun

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 02:37:36 PM »
free sony products.

ie a huge cock up your bum  :o

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Robo

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 02:38:43 PM »
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Himu

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 02:39:43 PM »
you become one of the elite, and becoming one of the elite means getting something stuffed up your asshole
IYKYK

T234

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 02:39:49 PM »
I got sent a copy of vista, and I didn't get to sleep with anybody. :(
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 02:42:03 PM »
"sleeping" is such a euphemism for what happens

duc

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 02:46:09 PM »
you turn gay

Tauntaun

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 02:46:25 PM »
you become one of the elite, and becoming one of the elite means getting something stuffed up your asshole

Yes, and that something is vista ULTIMATE!!!!  Then you gotta JO with mups.  Are you man enough?
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 02:57:00 PM »
tennin fun fact : i've technically still never slept with a girl.  i've done stuff in bed with half a dozen girls but i've never been able to fall asleep!  somehow having a girl next to me keeps me up.  i always lie awake in bed and sneak out around 5am or so when the buses start up again.
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hyp

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 02:58:07 PM »
close.  you get a free handjob from synbios.
pyh

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 03:00:17 PM »
actually scratch that, I did sleep with a close female friend a couple weeks ago but it was 100% platonic.  we slept outside and it was very cold so we needed each other's body heat.  so i guess it's just sex or sex-related program activities that cause insomnia.
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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 03:12:47 PM »
That arrogant kid possesses de.. de... de... de... demonic powers!

tiesto

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 03:14:46 PM »
you have to sleep with prole

I better hurry up with those last 200 posts then!!!  :-*
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Robo

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 04:42:36 PM »
Note to Drinky: I'm allergic to lubrication. :(

Actually, that's not true, it's just my preference. :hyper
obo

Van Cruncheon

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 05:46:15 PM »
good thing your preference coincides with my need

every pony needs to be broken in
duc

ferrarimanf355

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2007, 06:29:05 PM »
I'm almost at 1000. Do I get something?
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brawndolicious

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2007, 06:41:08 PM »
I don't think so.  can you change your tag yet?  maybe you get that.  I'm pretty sure you can make polls once you become a senior member.

hyp

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2007, 06:49:03 PM »
i hear you get red dot sight at 3000 posts.
pyh

demi

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2007, 07:13:02 PM »
It's going to be a long time until I experience The Prole. :(

You can practice with me, babe
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ferrarimanf355

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2007, 08:21:17 PM »
I don't think so.  can you change your tag yet?  maybe you get that.  I'm pretty sure you can make polls once you become a senior member.
I can't change my tag yet...  :'(
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The Sceneman

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2007, 04:53:42 AM »
you can change your tag and make polls at 2000 posts
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xnikki118x

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2007, 05:43:16 AM »
you can change your tag and make polls at 2000 posts

Yep, and you also become fuck awesome.
:-*

hyp

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2007, 05:35:34 PM »
Yep, and you also become fuck awesome.

that sounds like a cool label to replace Senior Member.  "Fuck Awesome"  <-- do it MAF!
pyh

demi

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Re: What happens when I get to 2,000 posts?
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 05:37:23 PM »
if everyone is fuck awesome then there it would just be crowded, get me
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