5. "All Along The Watchtower"
One source estimates that Bob Dylan has played this song 1,400 times—more than any of his others—but that number pales in comparison to the number of covers out there, by performers including Pat Boone, Dave Matthews, Heart, Tiny Tim, and virtually every jam band ever. In one regard, "All Along The Watchtower" is an argument for covers, as Jimi Hendrix's version is virtually definitive. But then you remember Heart.
This made me

. I'm not familiar with Heart's cover and I'm not sure I wanna be, but the DMB one suckssss.
Revolution: Blessid Union of Souls, surprisingly enough, did an excellent cover of that at the end of their Walking off the Buzz album.
8. "Come On Eileen"
Speaking of Dexy's Midnight Runners, the group's 1982 hit "Come On Eileen" desperately needs to find eternal rest, along with the pointless '80s nostalgia it embodies. And what was it about shitty '90s ska bands and hits from the '80s? Because Save Ferris was all over this back in '97. "Eileen" was played out even then, when it was a mere 15 years old.
I remember Save Ferris and listening to their cover, lol.
14. "99 Red Balloons"
No other song better embodies '80s musical nostalgia than Nena's "99 Red Balloons"—ahem, "99 Luftballons"—and for that reason alone, it deserves retirement. Not enough? How about a slew of terrible covers by the likes of Reel Big Fish and Goldfinger, or a Harry Potter-themed version called "99 Death Eaters" by Draco And The Malfoys, or the raved-up version by Airbag? Maybe that isn't enough: When VH1 Classic auctioned airtime for Hurricane Katrina victims in 2006, one viewer donated $35,000 for the station to play Nena's video continuously for an hour.
I like Goldfinger's cover. :x