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The Fake Shemp · « **on:** December 12, 2007, 04:07:11 PM »

Who's roidin'? Big names are supposedly going to be revealed tomorrow, rumors circulating that it could be as numerous as 60 to 80 active and retired baseball players. I can't wait to see the fallout and public squirming from this.

Anyone think Clemens is not on the list? I'm wondering who we'll be surprised by (Brian Roberts?).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:09:05 PM »

Retired? Hmm this could get ugly

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:10:11 PM »

Yeah, it will included retired players, as well. That's why some say David Segui did pre-emptive damage control this week by admitting that he did steroids. But nobody cares about David Segui anyway. TONY GWYNN DID STEROIDS.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:18:26 PM »

NEWS: Sky is blue and most players were on ROIDS

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:20:28 PM »

Matt Lawton

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:22:27 PM »

Jakie Robinson

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:23:19 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 12, 2007, 04:20:28 PM

Matt Lawton

Malek, quit being a bitch. We know most players were on anabolic steroids, but the untouchables and "greatest players of their era" have never really been implicated. We've all had a sneaking suspicion that Clemens dabbled, but now we get proof and apparently some big names are going to be thrown underneath the bus.

I can't wait!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:23:45 PM »

BABE RUTH DID 'ROIDS.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 12, 2007, 04:23:45 PM

BABE RUTH DID 'ROIDS.

If by ROIDS you mean buckets of chicken and barrels of whiskey.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:02:53 PM »

I hope the entire rosters of the Yanquis and Mutts are proven to be roiders.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:04:41 PM »

Apparently the Mets supplier bailed on them last September.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 12, 2007, 05:04:41 PM

Apparently the Mets supplier bailed on them last September.

:kylielaff :tbslol :kylielaff :tbslol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:19:17 PM »

Tejada traded to Houston just in time for the Astros to deal with his steroid controversy!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:20:59 PM »

Barry Bonds has to be the obvious one...

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2007, 10:57:39 PM »

Up to 80 players will be named in the report.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** December 13, 2007, 01:50:08 AM »

Chipper, Jeter and Clemens are my hopefuls.

But the only one that I feel I have a chance of getting is Clemens. It would make for the best Christmas gift ever.

You cut me deep, Malek.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** December 13, 2007, 02:24:37 AM »

A-Rod busted for cream and/or clear!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:31:42 AM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2007, 10:59:36 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2007, 01:50:08 AM

Chipper, Jeter and Clemens are my hopefuls.

But the only one that I feel I have a chance of getting is Clemens. It would make for the best Christmas gift ever.

You cut me deep, Malek.

Clemens appears to be on the list.

jobber · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2007, 11:01:33 AM »

jobber and Dan Uggla

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2007, 01:05:32 PM »

Andy Pettite was named.

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2007, 01:08:48 PM »

What a sham report. I'm not condoning steroid use or cheating. But I think its funny that Bud Selig helped commission this investigation only after the feds started to looking into MLB doping.

He sure as hell loved the buzz created by McGwire/Sosa and turned a blind eye to that. The fans, owners, and players have known baseball has been fueled by doping a long time and no one did anything about it. Selig should have resigned years ago for letting this get out of control. And now he just trying to save face with this bogus report. It's bogus because no disciplinary action can be taken if they have no proof in the form of test results.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:23:24 PM »

PDF file of the report.
http://files.mlb.com/mitchrpt.pdf

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:25:57 PM »

Quote from: MITCHELL!

According to McNamee, during the middle of the 2000 season Clemens made it
clear that he was ready to use steroids again. During the latter part of the regular season,
McNamee injected Clemens in the buttocks four to six times with testosterone from a bottle
labeled either Sustanon 250 or Deca-Durabolin that McNamee had obtained from Radomski.

Rman · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:30:28 PM »

No A-Rod.

Rman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:31:00 PM »

And no hall of fame for Clemens.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:37:40 PM »

Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde
Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagné
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan
Rick Ankiel
David Bell
Paul Byrd
Jose Canseco
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Darren Holmes
Gary Matthews, Jr.
John Rocker
Scott Schoeneweis
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:43:40 PM »

Canseco, no! :'( :'( :'(

Rman · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:47:24 PM »

Where's Sosa and Palmeiro?

LOL at people who think that those not on that list are automatically clean.

etiolate · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2007, 06:25:39 PM »

Quote

F.P. Santangelo

He has a local radio show here.

This should turn out for great local drama. And was he misusing the roids? He was just a dinky bench player.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:10:34 PM »

No big surprises at all. Although seeing Clemens plastered all over the report is fucking awesome.

Hollywood · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2007, 11:40:51 PM »

Hal Morris has to be the biggest waste of roids ever. I'm sure it pumped his annual 2 HR a season output to 3 HR a year.

Mandark · « **Reply #32 on:** December 14, 2007, 02:10:45 AM »

Nook Logan?

...really?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:06:24 AM »

Haha, most of that report are New York and Baltimore players!

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