Okay, so this game really sucks, but I can't stop playing it! It has crappy graphics, crappy story, crappy characters, crappy faux-Old English dialog (Yay verily forsooth my good bounty hunter. Wouldst thou dispatch the bandits camped outside our poor peasant village, mayhap?), crappy voice-acting, and crappy town and characters names like Fauepler of the Krager guild from the town of Glabatoria in the Kingdom of Valertar that are so distinguished mentally-challenged that make it impossible to comprehend anything that's going on even if I cared which I don't. The combat is okay and stacking armor/weapons is kinda cool at first, but there's really no reason for me to be playing it. Yet, here we are. I guess really what keeps me coming back is the squealing the pigs make when I slice them into bacon with my cleaver, which is inexplicably named "Run Dodo Run". It's probably the most satisfying sound effect ever recorded for a videogame. It sounds like the took an actual pig and then hooked it up to car battery while running it through a meat grinder. I also love how your douchebag "hero" smack talks the pigs when he mercilessly kills them. "Greet the gods!" Hell yeah, you tell those pig bitches!
So did anyone else play this turd?
