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Beezy

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How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« on: December 16, 2007, 10:31:03 PM »


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Here are the ground rules:

    * You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
    * There are no weapons or foreign objects
    * Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
    * The children are merciless and will show no fear
    * If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.


I could only take on 22. :'(

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 10:34:53 PM »
I got 22 too.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2007, 10:37:28 PM »
30.  Beezy me and you could wipe an entire school of kindergarten swine before hitting the dirt. 

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 10:37:54 PM »
I got 25, even though I'm still overweight.  I'm going to take it again with the most bad ass answers and see what I can get.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2007, 10:37:59 PM »
26 motherfuckers :punch
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2007, 10:39:32 PM »
I think the top is 39.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2007, 10:39:37 PM »
31.

I should have said I would want to use them as a weapon.

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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2007, 10:40:23 PM »
I just changed the last three answers to yes and got 29 instead.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2007, 10:41:31 PM »
Beezy, where did you get the idea to make this thread?

Beezy

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2007, 10:42:31 PM »
If I was in Japan and one of the tried that 1000yearsofpain/kancho shit on me, I'd start swinging him like a baseball bat. :maf

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2007, 10:42:35 PM »
I think the top is 39.

Thats bullshit.  Drinky could easily take down 50 WHILE having raunchy German sex with his wife. 

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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 10:43:27 PM »
If I was in Japan and one of the tried that 1000yearsofpain/kancho shit on me, I'd start swinging him like a baseball bat.

Same.  Though I'd let it pass if I was in China.

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2007, 10:43:51 PM »
I think the top is 39.

Thats bullshit.  Drinky could easily take down 50 WHILE having raunchy German sex with his wife. 

Mental image= :-\
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Beezy

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2007, 10:44:34 PM »
Beezy, where did you get the idea to make this thread?
My 6 year old nephew just pissed me off.

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If I was in Japan and one of the tried that 1000yearsofpain/kancho shit on me, I'd start swinging him like a baseball bat.

Same.  Though I'd let it pass if I was in China.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2007, 10:44:37 PM »
I could only take 19 cause of stupid moral crap
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2007, 10:45:37 PM »
I could only take 19 cause of stupid moral crap
You don't deserve that tag. Change it.

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2007, 10:46:33 PM »
I could only take 19 cause of stupid moral crap

Dude, your life is on the line. A bunch of small children rush into your apartment, steal your cat, throw the booze out the window, put peanut butter on all your game disks, and then leave a map to their location written in purple crayon. You'd kill 100
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2007, 10:46:51 PM »
I meant badass in relation to muppets
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2007, 10:47:00 PM »
I think the top is 39.

Thats bullshit.  Drinky could easily take down 50 WHILE having raunchy German sex with Whiteman. 

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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2007, 10:47:13 PM »
18, but I think I could take out more if I really had to.
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2007, 10:53:00 PM »

If I was in Japan and one of the tried that 1000yearsofpain/kancho shit on me, I'd start swinging him like a baseball bat.

Same.  Though I'd let it pass if I was in China.
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I'm serious.  Those children are under the oppression of the Iron Fist of Communism and if giving me a finger enema is their only outlet to freedom, so be it:  It's the price I'm willing to pay to give beauty to this world. 

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2007, 10:53:40 PM »
18.  I'm not mean enough.

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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 10:58:37 PM »
31. i'd fuck pwn 'em all.
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2007, 11:00:45 PM »
You've let me down Drinky.   

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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2007, 11:20:47 PM »
14  :/.
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2007, 11:36:19 PM »
i can't very well have sex with all of them, can i  :-\
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2007, 11:42:10 PM »
Pedo stay out of my thread!

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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2007, 11:46:29 PM »
what

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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2007, 11:47:59 PM »
Pedo stay out of my thread!

i'll quietly choke the very life out of them with my cravat as i inject my own seed into their orifice of my choice
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« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2007, 11:49:19 PM »
what

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I am will Smith.
I'm so awesome.

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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2007, 01:08:04 AM »
Hahaha I got 16.

I have very long arms, but am skinny, short, and unbalanced. I'd also probably only use a kid as a weapon if they attacked me first.
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« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2007, 01:29:19 AM »
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To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

 :lol

I can take on 30 kids :punch
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« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2007, 01:34:38 AM »
33  i thought it would be more :(

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« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2007, 01:35:41 AM »
i'd kick all of their asses
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« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2007, 02:01:30 AM »
21 :[

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« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2007, 02:46:15 AM »
26

I would totally throw a kid into another kid. hell, I'd relish it.
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« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2007, 02:52:21 AM »
for some reason I just got this AWESOME mental image of a world-class martial artist taking on like, 150 5-year-olds at once to the Mortal Kombat theme

how do I make my dream a reality
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Re: How many five year olds could you take in a FIGHT? >:(
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2007, 04:22:31 AM »
i got 18 and answered honestly

i think 5 year olds would fight dirty though -- you better expect a lot of biting and hair pulling

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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2007, 04:37:44 AM »
i got 18 and answered honestly

i think 5 year olds would fight dirty though -- you better expect a lot of biting and hair pulling

Clearly me, Himu, and Beezy have an advantage!
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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2007, 04:52:00 AM »
surely this has more to do with fitness more than anything?

i'd say only around 10 or so 5 year olds can really surround you in a fighting circle, everyone else behind is just making up the numbers or making it harder for the 5 year olds to strike. They are probably too small for big shots so you are protecting against shots to the nuts and to gut from the front, and kidney punches from behind.

with arms tucked in and a fairly hefty pair of boots you could probably , in a worst case "completely surrounded" scenario, boot your way through what ever is in front of you and trample over those that fall down without taking any real damage at all.

Get your back against a wall and you don't even have to watch the kidneys and it decreases the number of potential attackers.

I suggest backing off against one wall at the start, take out a few , then clear what is infront of you and run to the other wall. After that it's just simple crowd control - 5 year olds aren't good on mobility and striking at the same time.

Rinse and repeat. simple.
i don't know what the basis is, but if you look at this with any sense of realism, once the first dozen of those little shits goes down, the others are gonna back off. If they have a bladed or some other weapon which can easily inflict damage without blunt force, they have a chance. Otherwise, the average adult can punt quite a few of them which will slow them down enough to kill them. If there's an endless wave of them, you'll obviously succumb at some point. i'd probably punt most of them because they're too short to punch, kill a couple of them in a graphic way to send a message and use them to swat others, use their sweet blood to refill my health, then repeat.

My score was 23, and disturbingly enough, i'm wondering how i can i arrange such a test. Probably in Thailand.

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« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2007, 10:53:14 AM »
They won't get scared.  They have no fear.

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« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2007, 11:17:40 AM »
I scored 33. 


I would pile drive those little bastards Dead Rising style.
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« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2007, 11:40:41 AM »
27, I'm sure I could take more though, they didn't have an option for punching them in the neck.  :maf
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« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2007, 12:48:03 PM »
28.
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« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2007, 01:52:27 PM »
I got 23.  I imagine the scene would look like Bruce Lee in Fist of Fury when he's in the Japanese dojo fighting all the shitty karate fegs, except the karate fegs are slightly shorter, have smaller penises, and are easier to bring to tears.
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« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2007, 02:18:09 PM »
33

I'd kill them all then I'd fuck their teacher up the ass. 

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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2007, 03:19:57 PM »
32. I'd rip some arms off, use em as clubs.

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« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2007, 03:20:56 PM »
32. I'd rip some arms off, use em as clubs.
I would not use weapons. Why deprive my fists the pleasure of turning some little punk's face into mush?

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« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2007, 03:22:07 PM »
32. I'd rip some arms off, use em as clubs.
I would not use weapons. Why deprive my fists the pleasure of turning some little punk's face into mush?

I have pretty hands. nothx.

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« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2007, 04:20:51 PM »
32. I'd rip some arms off, use em as clubs.
I would not use weapons. Why deprive my fists the pleasure of turning some little punk's face into mush?

I have pretty hands. nothx.

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