Evilbore End of Year Awards! (FOR 2007!!)

[Phoenix Dark]

Malek wins "most improved person" award. Last year he was pretty bummy, with no direction in life or purpose but a Promethean-like repetition of LSAT failure. But now he's got a job, is making money, still attempting to reach his main goal. I respect that

Are you ever right about anything?

You do have a job and better finances now, correct? That's progress!

[demi]

It's not emo when your life really does suck.

It would be better if you would accept God in your life and have direction

LOL @ Athiesm

Many atheists I know live happy and fulfilling lives. My miserable life has about as much to do with god as it does with unicorns.

so you fail as an athiest and a regular person? ouch buddy, have another drink

Yes, I don't disagree.
It's a bit early for a drink. At least I can take some solace in the fact that I can spell atheist correctly.

It's a word that doesn't deserve the respect of being spelled correctly  :'(

[bagofeyes]

I like demi and malek

[Flannel Boy]

Malek wins "most improved person" award. Last year he was pretty bummy, with no direction in life or purpose but a Promethean-like repetition of LSAT failure. But now he's got a job, is making money, still attempting to reach his main goal. I respect that

Are you ever right about anything?

You do have a job and better finances now, correct? That's progress!

My job sucks. Most of my coworkers are nice and seem to like me. Though people like to talk like crazy behind people's backs. I'm probably going to be a new target of discussion. They need new material anyway. 

It's a word that doesn't deserve the respect of being spelled correctly  :'(

oh jebus!

[bagofeyes]

Also, I'm in a very goodwill liquory mood right now, so peace to all of you! And I think it's a real shame that Ichirou left. If you are lurking Ichirou, give me a mail at bagofeyes@gmail.com


edit: Im drunk i didnt even remember that I have no bagofeyes email address lol. email to metdroid@gmail.com

[hyp]

december marks my 1 year anniversary at this place, and for the most part i feel like i've finally found a forum that feels like home. 

BESTEST POSTER(S): TVC 15 (Real Talk), Smooth Groove (Gaming)
WORSTEST POSTER: no one (i find everyone entertaining)
BESTEST MODERATOR(S): Willco, lyte edge (holdin' the fort down for gaming!)

Most annoying poster(s): Mana Knight, ruzbeh
Funniest poster(s): demi, Professor Prole
Biggest liar: zeergoth
Biggest racist: demi
Biggest fanboy(s): dcharlie, etiolate
Coolest poster: Scenester
Hottest poster : Mupepe
Weirdest poster: Phoenix Dark
Homosexual: CajoleJuice
Whiniest poster(s): MAF, T234
Most controversial poster: Saint Cornelius
Best username: Billy Rygar (R.I.P.)
Best game taste: Groo, Genghis Cohen, Synthesizer Patel
Worst game taste: abrader
Best avatar: drohne, hyp 
Most improved poster: Himuro
Most missed poster: Mondain

Addendum:
Most entertaining: Professor Prole
Best one liners: MAF, demi
Biggest heart(s): demi, MAF, GilloD
Most informative: MAF, Mupepe
Most common sense: Smooth Groove
Best taste in music: Saint Cornelius
Most hardcore gamer Biggest Achievement Whore: demi
Cool dudes that need more love: RoboJ, tiesto,  Rman, distantmantra, Eel_O_Brian, am nintenho, GilloD, Oblivion, Hitler Stole My Potato, bluemax

[demi]

i'm not racist, i'm just open-minded

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Best movie: Blade Runner
Second best movie: Unforgiven

David Webb Peoples SUPER BONER

[hyp]

i'm not racist, i'm just open-minded

still love you demi. 

[demi]

cracker.

[MrAngryFace]

Hyps list is teh confusing

[hyp]

Hyps list is teh confusing

Best Evilbore End of Year Awards list: hyp

[CajoleJuice]

Metrosexual: CajoleJuice

WTF

W
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[demi]

Metrosexual: CajoleJuice

WTF

W
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lol owned

fagit

[abrader]

Doesnt metrosexual mean that after a few martini's youll give a handjob in a bathroom stall?

[hyp]

Metrosexual: CajoleJuice

WTF

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i meant to change it to Homosexual. 

"I'm gay"

[CajoleJuice]

Oh ok, that's better. But still, how could you do that?!?  Metrosexuals don't have beards! :'(

[abrader]

Oh ok, that's better. But still, how could you do that?!?  Metrosexuals don't have beards! :'(

neo-metrosexuals have the short trim beards.

[brawndolicious]

Doesnt metrosexual mean that after a few martini's youll give a handjob in a bathroom stall?

no, it just looks like you would.

[hyp]

^^^ and some metros have some very nicely shaped beards.

[CajoleJuice]

 

[demi]

five o clock shadows

[abrader]

stUBle to RUBle ya

[hyp]

i'm sportin' 2-days without shaving stubble.  but ima shave that shit tomorrow cause it's gettin' itchy

[abrader]

i still contend that its hard to rate me as having the worst gaming tastes...

I mean I own all of the games the majority agrees are good + everything else.

Excessive gaming tastes sure....but saying my tastes are bad is like saying your own gaming tastes are bad as I have everything most of you have sans PC games.

In addition to that - I also play most of the stuff that you would never touch.....and its not like im saying they are great titles....except LAIR - which I still say deserves a solid 7.0.

As I have said before - you cant even know what bad games are until you have played bad....

worst experience from last gen = beatdown fists of vengance....

Worst experience this gen = two worlds.

[Gay Boy]

I think its because you think PS3 is the best system this gen

[Tauntaun]

Doesnt metrosexual mean that after a few martini's youll give a handjob in a bathroom stall?

stUBle to RUBle ya

 

You are on dat FIYAH son, I might have to tap your toes in the stall if you know what I mean.

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[bagofeyes]

Best movie: Blade Runner
Second best movie: Unforgiven

David Webb Peoples SUPER BONER

boing

[Christopher]

Cheebs is metro? 

[Flannel Boy]

Cheebs is metro? 

If by metro you mean a flaming homo.

[Gay Boy]

Cheebs is metro? 

its a meme that started when it was revealed that I got $60 haircuts.

[abrader]

Cheebs is metro? 

its a meme that started when it was revealed that I got $60 haircuts.

Why do people care that you goto a normal salon?

They must goto fantasic sams or supercuts if they think anything is cheaper.

I personally go see this $60 no english speakin thai granmammy...she is nice and i dont gotta say anything.

[demi]

And your frilly homo hair that's covered in homo hairspray. And your homo glasses. And your homo tight-bod shirts.

And your Enchanted love. Just a whole lotta homo coming from you.

[Phoenix Dark]

How is it a meme? You walk extremely feminine-ly, you throw your hair back like a woman, etc. *shudder*

[abrader]

And your frilly homo hair that's covered in homo hairspray. And your homo glasses. And your homo tight-bod shirts.

And your Enchanted love. Just a whole lotta homo coming from you.

Zoo you describing....?

[demi]

And your frilly homo hair that's covered in homo hairspray. And your homo glasses. And your homo tight-bod shirts.

And your Enchanted love. Just a whole lotta homo coming from you.

Zoo you describing....?

Gay Boy, obviously

[Madrun Badrun]

And your frilly homo hair that's covered in homo hairspray. And your homo glasses. And your homo tight-bod shirts.

And your Enchanted love. Just a whole lotta homo coming from you.

you forgot sculptured eye brows! 

[Gay Boy]

Cheebs is metro? 

its a meme that started when it was revealed that I got $60 haircuts.

Why do people care that you goto a normal salon?

They must goto fantasic sams or supercuts if they think anything is cheaper.

I personally go see this $60 no english speakin thai granmammy...she is nice and i dont gotta say anything.

Thats exactly the point I made.

[brawndolicious]

what's wrong with fantastic sams or supercuts?

[Himu]

Best member with < 202 posts:  Forgotten Ancient
Everything else: Mupepe
Honorable Mention: Forgotten Ancient

Person most likely to get dicked by Himuro: Forgotten Ancient

[Gay Boy]

what's wrong with fantastic sams or supercuts?

They do cheap little boys haircuts. No style or effort at all. It's all cookie cutter little boy looks.

[Van Cruncheon]

what's wrong with fantastic sams or supercuts?

They do cheap little boys haircuts. No style or effort at all. It's all cookie cutter little boy looks.

so $60 makes you look like a rich little boy -- i mean rich little lad, if your picture is anything to go by

i go to great clips and pay $15+tip. this has not impeded my social advancement or success in any way.

[Gay Boy]

I don't do it for social reasons, I do it out my own vain obsessiveness  with my looks.

[Flannel Boy]

I don't do it for social reasons, I do it out my own vain obsessiveness  with my looks.

Why do you care about your looks? Do you think hermits care about how they look? At the end of the day you do it for other people.

[Gay Boy]

I don't do it for social reasons, I do it out my own vain obsessiveness  with my looks.

Why do you care about your looks? Do you think hermits care about how they look? At the end of the day you do it for other people.

If I do it for other people than its sub-conscious I guess lol

[abrader]

what's wrong with fantastic sams or supercuts?

Nothing really - im just syaing $60 isnt that outrageous.

I hat those places because the people are dumb and usually dont listen to you....

I like my viet-nam momma....ill have her cut my hair till she dies.

[abrader]

Where is this cheebs picture?

I must see this haircut that is worth talking about.

[Gay Boy]

Where is this cheebs picture?

I must see this haircut that is worth talking about.

the picture on eb doesnt have the famous $60 haircut lol. That was taken a year ago pre-moving to ann arbor and the thread of that infamous haircut. The irony is it does not look that much different as PD can confirm lol

[abrader]

Now a days as a corporate suckoff I can get my simple short haircut done anywhere. Shyt I can do my own most of the time or just shave it off.

I remember back when i had long long snow white hair - id spend easily $200 a pop to get it attended to....and not one fucking split end for the money spent

[brawndolicious]

so...err gay, you spend double or triple the amount for pretty much the same haircut?

well that should make you the most metrosexual poster here then.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cheebs you looked better with short hair. And I don't like the way you always throw your head back so your hair flows everywhere, like a woman 

[abrader]

Cheebs you looked better with short hair. And I don't like the way you always throw your head back so your hair flows everywhere, like a woman 

WTF?

The way you guys describe Cheebs makes him sound like a screaming queen.

Someone show me the money now!

[abrader]

[Christopher]

what did you do for this 60 dollar hair cut.  I go to this fairly nice salon for a hair cut and the lady only charges me 18, 20 if I get it washed.

...highlights cheebs??

[abrader]

what did you do for this 60 dollar hair cut.  I go to this fairly nice salon for a hair cut and the lady only charges me 18, 20 if I get it washed.

...highlights cheebs??

How much do you tip?

[Christopher]

10 dollars.

[abrader]

10 dollars.

I duno - in my zip code if I spend that little im getting some coke-ed out queer hair school dropout that may cut my fucking ear off because of his shakes while telling me I look cute and marring me for the next 3 weeks....

[Christopher]

hmm well I guess cheebs must have went to like super fancy salon - like I said it's nice/ok.

I know at my barber shop I went to for like 10 years it's now like 15, I remember when I was little and it was 10!

edit - come to think about it I went to this nice Salon called Studio 209 that opened up like 3 years ago and he charged me 25 bucks - still thoguh no where near 60

[Barry Egan]

BESTEST POSTER: Synthesizer Patel

BESTEST THREAD: ITT we apologize for famous celebrities etc.

WORSTEST POSTER??: Synbios

BESTEST MODERATOR: Wilco

sub categories:
Most annoying poster: FoC
Funniest poster: Synthesizer Patel
Biggest liar : how would I know?
Biggest racist : Synbios I guess. 
Biggest fanboy : etiolate?  I don't really go to the gaming side that much.
Coolest poster : TVC
Hottest poster : Father_Mike
Weirdest poster : bagofeyes
Fattest poster : demi
Metrosexual : Father_Mike
Whiniest poster : probably triumph
Most controversial poster : certainly seems like FoC
Best username : Weighted Companion Cube
Worst game taste: probably me.  I play web-based flash games, mostly.

[brawndolicious]

Worst game taste: probably me.  I play web-based flash games, mostly.

well what do you think the rest of us play while we post?