Evilbore End of Year Awards! (FOR 2007!!)

[bagofeyes]

I got voted as weirdest by two people  I don't got flippers or nothin'

[Bloodwake]

main categories:

BESTEST POSTER: This is a tie. TVC 15 (mainly because he's massively entertaining, even when I disagree with him, which is often.) and T234 (because he actually drove down here and met my ass, and he brought me alcohol.)

BESTEST THREAD: The thread in which PD got fucking owned by Mandark in less than 20 posts. Sorry Michelle. Honorable mention: The thread where Joe Molotov emailed Jack Thompson about Gertsmann, and got a fucking response.

WORSTEST POSTER??: G. Seriously, worse than Synbios. I promise.

BESTEST MODERATOR: MAF

sub categories:
Most annoying poster: Synbios. I mean, fuck dude.  Honorable mention: FoC. Not for the Ron Paul shit either, I just have always found him annoying as fuck
Funniest poster: Mupepe
Biggest liar : G
Biggest racist : FoC
Biggest fanboy : Mondain. Actually, fuck that. Miles Trahan. Seriously. Who fucking takes pictures with an Oldboy DVD? Jesus.
Coolest poster :brandonh83, for all 50 or so posts he's made. Mainly because he kicks ass in real life.
Hottest poster :
Weirdest poster :Synbios.
Fattest poster : What the fuck is this shit? G.
Metrosexual : FatalT. Honorable mention: etiolate
Whiniest poster : Ichirou
Most controversial poster :Phoenix Dark. I mean, in terms of forum drama other than just plain dumbassery, PD's been at the center of the majority of it. Whether he is planning and failing to put together schemes to pose as a woman, or helping Cheebs along, or just commenting on situations such as the Miles Trahan incident, he's always at the center of controversy. Which continues to make him entertaining.
Best username : Weighted Companion Cube. Honorable mention: Professor Prole, mainly because it rhymes with troll, which is what he does.
Worst game taste: demi. Sorry, achievements aren't worth playing fucking games that suck just to make your xbox 360 epenis grow.

[tiesto]

10 dollars.

Wait... 10 buck tip for a $20 haircut??? Either you're really generous or I'm a cheap bastard - I only tip about $3 or so for a $20 haircut, plus $1 to the lady that washes my hair.

[brawndolicious]

the thread where Joe Molotov emailed Jack Thompson about Gertsmann, and got a fucking response.

wait, where was this thread?

and there is no way G was worse than synbios.  G made nice posts most of the time.  synbios made maybe 5.

[Rman]

main categories:

BESTEST POSTER: TVC

BESTEST THREAD: Prole's PSP thread.  It had some great info

WORSTEST POSTER??:Synbios

BESTEST MODERATOR:MAF (Or whatever name he has now) Thanks for answering PMs promptly.

sub categories:
Most annoying poster: synbios
Funniest poster: smooth groove
Biggest liar : synbios
Biggest racist : synbios (His Hitler jokes were not funny at all)
Biggest fanboy : Mondain
Coolest poster : Tiesto, Hyp
Hottest poster : WhiteACID
Weirdest poster : Synbios
Fattest poster : All you guys and girls are pretty slim.  At least according to the pictures thread.
Metrosexual : Can't tell.
Whiniest poster :
Most controversial poster : Prole
Best username : Weighted Companion Cube
Worst game taste:

[demi]

Worst game taste: demi. Sorry, achievements aren't worth playing fucking games that suck just to make your xbox 360 epenis grow.

But I don't like any of those games I play. Taste usually correlates with what you like and dislike.

[Rman]

DP

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't do it for social reasons, I do it out my own vain obsessiveness  with my looks.

Do you think hermits care about how they look? At the end of the day you do it for other people.

Hi there!

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Actually I don't care if I look good, I am naturally beautiful 

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[Flannel Boy]

I don't do it for social reasons, I do it out my own vain obsessiveness  with my looks.

Do you think hermits care about how they look? At the end of the day you do it for other people.

Hi there!

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Actually I don't care if I look good, I am naturally beautiful 

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Well you still posted your photo on the internets?

honestly people, do you feel more self conscious about your appearance when you are alone and naked in a shower or fully clothed in front of others?

[demi]

i feel more at ease when we're all naked, so we get that whole invisible wall out of the way. i know i'm packing heat, but how about you?

[Oblivion]

So...is anyone gonna tally this or what?

[Ichirou]

Hey, I missed this thread!

[Ichirou]

BESTEST POSTER: TVC 15.  I find pretty much everything he posts is on-point and hilarious.  Whether he's making serious posts regarding books and movies, or verbally outwitting the forums' "slower" members, it is rare to find a post of his that isn't amazing.  He is never, ever pedestrian.

BESTEST THREAD: The one where the fake Roxy registered engendered many lols.  I also like the one where PeeDee pretended to be a woman only to get spanked by Mandark.

WORSTEST POSTER??: Synbios and Cheebs. (tied)

BESTEST MODERATOR: lyte edge.

sub categories:
Most annoying poster: Synbios, Cheebs. (tied)
Funniest poster: TVC 15.
Biggest liar : G, both in terms of frequency and physical size.
Biggest racist : Synbios.
Biggest fanboy : abrader.
Coolest poster : distantmantra.
Hottest poster : In terms of physical attractiveness, none of you, you buncha homely-looking bastards.
Weirdest poster : recursivelyrenumidaserable.
Fattest poster : G.
Metrosexual : Does robertsan post here?
Whiniest poster :  Dark Shake.
Most controversial poster : Professor Prole, since he's able to create firestorms of with a single well-written troll.
Best username : MAF in all his various incarnations.
Worst game taste: Mondain.

[abrader]

Ichy - the whinest poster is you.

You threw a tantrum over Cheebs and sent a temper tantrum post to the mods asking to be banned because you couldn't control your rage and crying.

Additionally - you consistently whine and cry over stuff other users are doing.

Also my game tastes >>> the value of your ass riding life.

To set the record straight......

[Phoenix Dark]

There's nothing straight about you. You're more bent than a down sloping PS3 sales graph

[abrader]

There's nothing straight about you. You're more bent than a down sloping PS3 sales graph

This wont help you.

[MrAngryFace]

Jotaro vanishes and abrader takes his place, its a bizzare turn of events. Still, id rather listen to abrader than jotaro

[abrader]

Jotaro vanishes and abrader takes his place, its a bizzare turn of events. Still, id rather listen to abrader than jotaro

Jotaro is over at poopy-ages.com - and we are nothing alike. He likes system wars stuff sales etc.. I do not - hence I do not post at poopy-ages and prefer to post here as it seems you lot here play more games and spend less time on sales stat sites, console maker blogs and review sites.....I will say that the constant desire by a few to try to make me the forums fanboy is really turning me off from this place too. But its nothing im gonna go PM a mod about or anything ;P

If I am a fanboy of anything I guess its everything as I consume everything.

[Van Cruncheon]

do you not understand that being a ps3 fanboy is distinguished mentally-challenged

for christ's sake, you own the CRAPPIER versions of the multiplatform games simply because something about microsoft and the 360 bugs you

this makes you a FANBOY because you are IRRATIONAL

[hyp]

 

[Bloodwake]

do you not understand that being a ps3 fanboy is distinguished mentally-challenged

for christ's sake, you own the CRAPPIER versions of the multiplatform games simply because something about microsoft and the 360 bugs you

this makes you a FANBOY because you are IRRATIONAL

3 Red Lights of Doom: Spawner of PS3 Fanboys.

[hyp]

yea just look what happened to demi. 

[Bloodwake]

yea just look what happened to demi. 

360 would probably be my favorite system if it didn't shit out on me twice and Microsoft's customer service didn't suck worse than any customer service line ever.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm waiting for Demi to become a wii-tard

[abrader]

Sometimes I love you and respect the hell out of you because of your retro gaming knowledge/savvy - but sometimes you are a fucking idiot.

I still have all of my X360 games - but for now I have consolidated my attention down to the PS3 and the Wii because I play them more. Secondly, I have amassed a rather large playstation collection over the years so adding to that library on the multiplatform games makes more sense for me as I can buy one piece of hardware to play all of the titles on - The slightly tangible differences between the titles on the PS3 and the X360 is nothing that I care about and frankly is usually something only an opa-ager would go on about...(BUT THE X360 VERSION RUNS AT 4 MORE FRAMES PER SECOND!) In my opinion even discussing the difference between multiplatform titles on each system is about as fanboy as you can get.

Then there is the fact that some of my favorite XBOX games like Steel Battalion and Gun Metal arent even playable on the X360. Do I really want another 1/3 of the X360 library to not be playable on the next MSFT system? NO - so I know im safe only buying MSFT's own published titles on the system....they make sure their titles work with BC. (Halo3 will work on XBOX720)

You have no idea why I do what I do - so dont fabricate that my direction has anything to do with a like or a dislike for any company.

You are assuming alot and lashing out over nothing - I will not ask you to stop again - but I also wont hold any grudges or bad feeling beyond this post - I just wanted to explain myself.

[abrader]

I havent had any problems with my X360 ever...I owned a launch unit and later an elite unit.....neither of them died or anything...

The only problem I had is with that damn snap on controller keyboard.

[Bloodwake]

Honestly, outside of Mass Effect and Oblivion, I've not really played my 360 that much.

Most of my time is spent playing PS2 games and watching Blu-Ray movies and DVDs on my PS3, mainly because

The PS3 has a Blu-Ray player, the 360 doesn't, and I'm a huge film fan
The PS3 has a better DVD player than the 360 does (by leaps and bounds, what a shitty ass DVD machine)
The PS3 upscales PS2 games and has internal memory cards, and as much bitching as there was about the PS3's backward compatibility, the 360's is still much, much worse.

[abrader]

Also - Hyp and PD's ass-riding in this thread wont get them to icon status.

Just a little P.S.

[MCD]

Mine has shit on me 3 times, Microsoft lost one of my warranties, and I had a harddrive die.  Still my favorite system this gen, even though I would prefer the Playstation to win for the Japanese support.  All this because of games.

Games  

well, as of now, ms got the better japanese support.

and sorry to hear about that, cohen.

my old system died on me and i could have fixed it myself, but i got too lazy and bought another one (HDMI  )

[Tauntaun]

You ignant console niggaz.  PC is the way to go baby! 

[T234]

december marks my 1 year anniversary at this place, and for the most part i feel like i've finally found a forum that feels like home. 

BESTEST POSTER(S): TVC 15 (Real Talk), Smooth Groove (Gaming)
WORSTEST POSTER: no one (i find everyone entertaining)
BESTEST MODERATOR(S): Willco, lyte edge (holdin' the fort down for gaming!)

Most annoying poster(s): Mana Knight, ruzbeh
Funniest poster(s): demi, Professor Prole
Biggest liar: zeergoth
Biggest racist: demi
Biggest fanboy(s): dcharlie, etiolate
Coolest poster: Scenester
Hottest poster : Mupepe
Weirdest poster: Phoenix Dark
Homosexual: CajoleJuice
Whiniest poster(s): MAF, T234
Most controversial poster: Saint Cornelius
Best username: Billy Rygar (R.I.P.)
Best game taste: Groo, Genghis Cohen, Synthesizer Patel
Worst game taste: abrader
Best avatar: drohne, hyp 
Most improved poster: Himuro
Most missed poster: Mondain

Addendum:
Most entertaining: Professor Prole
Best one liners: MAF, demi
Biggest heart(s): demi, MAF, GilloD
Most informative: MAF, Mupepe
Most common sense: Smooth Groove
Best taste in music: Saint Cornelius
Most hardcore gamer Biggest Achievement Whore: demi
Cool dudes that need more love: RoboJ, tiesto, y2kev, Rman, distantmantra, Eel_O_Brian, am nintenho, GilloD, Oblivion, Hitler Stole My Potato, bluemax

hyp, you used to be cool.

[hyp]

hyp, you used to be cool.

 

you were posting a lot of PC bitch threads at the time.  still got love for ya buddy. 

[hyp]

Also - Hyp and PD's ass-riding in this thread wont get them to icon status.

Just a little P.S.

ass-riding?  wtf are you talking about.   

[demi]

Sometimes I love you and respect the hell out of you because of your retro gaming knowledge/savvy - but sometimes you are a fucking idiot.

I still have all of my X360 games - but for now I have consolidated my attention down to the PS3 and the Wii because I play them more. Secondly, I have amassed a rather large playstation collection over the years so adding to that library on the multiplatform games makes more sense for me as I can buy one piece of hardware to play all of the titles on - The slightly tangible differences between the titles on the PS3 and the X360 is nothing that I care about and frankly is usually something only an opa-ager would go on about...(BUT THE X360 VERSION RUNS AT 4 MORE FRAMES PER SECOND!) In my opinion even discussing the difference between multiplatform titles on each system is about as fanboy as you can get.

Then there is the fact that some of my favorite XBOX games like Steel Battalion and Gun Metal arent even playable on the X360. Do I really want another 1/3 of the X360 library to not be playable on the next MSFT system? NO - so I know im safe only buying MSFT's own published titles on the system....they make sure their titles work with BC. (Halo3 will work on XBOX720)

You have no idea why I do what I do - so dont fabricate that my direction has anything to do with a like or a dislike for any company.

You are assuming alot and lashing out over nothing - I will not ask you to stop again - but I also wont hold any grudges or bad feeling beyond this post - I just wanted to explain myself.

Didn't you leave after getting slambasted (made that word up) over the X360 Messenger Pad?

[Ichirou]

 Don't get your panties in a bunch, abrader.

[demi]

Famous last words from Ichirou

[abrader]

Sometimes I love you and respect the hell out of you because of your retro gaming knowledge/savvy - but sometimes you are a fucking idiot.

I still have all of my X360 games - but for now I have consolidated my attention down to the PS3 and the Wii because I play them more. Secondly, I have amassed a rather large playstation collection over the years so adding to that library on the multiplatform games makes more sense for me as I can buy one piece of hardware to play all of the titles on - The slightly tangible differences between the titles on the PS3 and the X360 is nothing that I care about and frankly is usually something only an opa-ager would go on about...(BUT THE X360 VERSION RUNS AT 4 MORE FRAMES PER SECOND!) In my opinion even discussing the difference between multiplatform titles on each system is about as fanboy as you can get.

Then there is the fact that some of my favorite XBOX games like Steel Battalion and Gun Metal arent even playable on the X360. Do I really want another 1/3 of the X360 library to not be playable on the next MSFT system? NO - so I know im safe only buying MSFT's own published titles on the system....they make sure their titles work with BC. (Halo3 will work on XBOX720)

You have no idea why I do what I do - so dont fabricate that my direction has anything to do with a like or a dislike for any company.

You are assuming alot and lashing out over nothing - I will not ask you to stop again - but I also wont hold any grudges or bad feeling beyond this post - I just wanted to explain myself.

Didn't you leave after getting slambasted (made that word up) over the X360 Messenger Pad?

When? I didnt post here for a while but I never did a thread about "boo hoo Im leaving evilbore"...and the reason I took a vacation from posting here has little to do with that messenger pad thread.

[Ichirou]

BTW, abrader, don't go making shit up, dude.  I never voted you as having the worst game tastes, though you have bought a lot of bad PS2 games recently.

[MrAngryFace]

lol wtf guys

[Phoenix Dark]

lol wtf guys

Werd.

[abrader]

Someones playing bonks adventure

[Ichirou]

I didn't mean to offend you by calling you a fanboy (I personally don't consider the term insulting, I guess you do), but you did make posts talking about how you were getting rid of (sometimes superior) games to get the PS2 or PS3 ports to consolidate your gaming library, and you made a thread talking about a bunch of PS2 shovelware you'd bought.  And you've been making threads recently about how you want waggle added to a bunch of older games.  I mean, that's fanboyish behavior IMO, no offense.

[abrader]

DONT TRY

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TO BAKE PIE

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[Ichirou]

Hey, you were obviously offended, I'm trying to explain my reasoning.  If it really makes you feel bad, I'll change my vote and go with dcharlie.  He was my second choice.

[abrader]

DCharlie?

Wrong again.

Im not really mad - but I dont get what you are saying and dont think you know what fanboy is.

You try managing a gaming collection like mine and then get back to me. I get anxiety over my backlog.

P.S. MEtroid Prime 1 and 2 Wii would rock the eyebrows off of yer face!

[Ichirou]

Dude, you are mad.  You are saying on Mupepe's forum that you hate me and stuff.

Fanboy = someone who is irrationally obsessed with something.  Like dcharlie is with PS3's inevitable failure.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ichi? Ichiana? Let it go

*abrader falls to his doom*

[abrader]

I dont hate you - and im glad yer back.... I just think youll 'do what it takes' if you know what I mean.

In fact I apologize for even saying anything and want you to go on with your day knowing there is no ill will for you here.

I promise <3

[Ichirou]

Do what it takes?

[abrader]

Do what it takes?

I think that this forum and the politics are very important to you.

I think we differ a bit in that regard and its wrong for me to think either perspective is right or wrong.

We just are here.....

ya kno?

Like you have been more involved than I - make sense?

[Ichirou]

If the forum and politics are so important to me, why'd I leave it in the first place?

[demi]

cause you're unstable?

sorry, quick on the buzzer, that was too easy, gimme another

[Ichirou]

If I'm so interested in forum politics, why have I repeatedly antagonized demi, one of the most influential and powerful forum personalities in EB?

[abrader]

If the forum and politics are so important to me, why'd I leave it in the first place?

The same reason I have left companies before where I do not like what is going on.

You felt like something is wrong with how the administration handled a situation - which is fine and I even sorta side with why you left.

Im just saying you gotta even know the players to get mad at something like that and really other than knowing that MAF, Lyte Edge, BlueT and Wilco are some kind of mods or friends or some such I know nothing about anyone here, the history or the connections...you know it all.... I am like a bull in a china shop here and you are more like part of the family and yes definitely deep into the politics and ongoing days of the forums lives.

Imm too much of an airhead...I just want someone to buy me vodka lemon drop shots and fuck me. I wont ever be as involved - but I do love posting here and taking everyones comments, posts and messages at face value without getting into the jacuzzi.

[abrader]

haha you know now that I look in the mirror I am certainly a fanboy - KONAMI's #1 Fanboi.

[Ichirou]

I think you're making a lot of mistaken assumptions, but ok, dude.

Also, Himu and I are Sega fanboys to the mockery of much of the rest of the forum.  We don't care.

[abrader]

Remember this Icy - and I say this with only the best intentions;

Your pride will be the death of you

I know you have heard that one before.

[Van Cruncheon]

uh oh, ichi, i think he wants to wear your skin

[Ichirou]

Famous last words from Ichirou

uh oh, ichi, i think he wants to wear your skin

Remember this Icy - and I say this with only the best intentions;

Your pride will be the death of you

I know you have heard that one before.

This thread has taken a turn for the CREEPY.  Is there something about abrader I should know? Is he a vengeful psycho or something?

[Madrun Badrun]

Did I win sexist man of the year?

 Can I finally let myself go?