I have decided I am going to write Basic Instinct 3

[TVC15]

Well, yeah.  I haven't watched the second movie, but I know they were planning a third one, and they canceled it because part 2 bomba'd.

I am fairly confident that I would be adept at spawning this sort of filth.

I am just having a bit of difficulty putting together my first plot point.  What is the most distinguished mentally-challenged a person could possibly be while still being able to convince Sharon Stone to get naked and squirm around naked with it?  This is important.

[bluemax]

Start with FoC. Is FoC remotely intelligent enough to get Sharon Stone nude? If not, work your way up.

[Tauntaun]

Could I kill people in the movie with a samurai sword dildo?

[TVC15]

I think if I am going to get the requisite amount of sex crammed in, I'm going to have to feature Mupepe.

Maybe Catherine Tramell is researching a new book about horny college students, and Mupepe gets tangled in her web?  I need a good detective-y character.  And a few people to get deathfucked.

[Eel O'Brian]

Set it 20 years past BI2 so she's a senior citizen with all the clues to her sex death crimes mapped out in the varicose veins on her calves

Basic Instinct 3:  Spider Veins

[Madrun Badrun]

Can I be in it?  Fake sex with a Sharon Stone sex-stunt double might be the closest I ever come to haveing sex with a real woman. 

[Eel O'Brian]

Have her stab someone with an astro pop she has sucked down to a deadly point, with lots of lingering close shots of her wrinkled lips suckling the candy

[Van Cruncheon]

ooh, make sharon stone play as a trans-sexual catherine trammell drag imitator who uses a fake metal cock-spear onna codpiece to kill his/her victims.

[TVC15]

Since this would presumably be the final film in the trilogy, do you think I could get away with killing off Sharon Stone?  Maybe Mupepe fucks her so hard that her limbs, already in a state of advanced decomposition, start falling off?  And then Mupepe dies from coffinrot on his crotch?  If I try to think hard enough, I think I could work crystal meth, superAIDS, and overpasses into this.

[Van Cruncheon]

be sure to add a role for malcolm mcdowell as a schizophrenic and sociopathic college latin studies professor obsessed with caligula

[TVC15]

I don't think this picture would be true to the Basic Instinct pedigree without making every female character in it a lesbian, so that has to be in.  Hmmm, is Angela Lansbury still alive?  And more importantly, will she allow me to do upskirt camera shots without her having any panties on?

[Eel O'Brian]

Maybe she decides to go out in a blaze of fuckglory and carefully inserts a razor blade covered with a thin protective layer of latex into her vag, so that the force of mupepe's thrusts make the blade slice through the cover, shredding her twat and turning the end of mupepe's cock into a bloody hot dog octopus.

[TVC15]

Oh jesus

I was not prepared for Basic Instinct 2.  This. . .is bad.

[TVC15]

The world does not come equipped with words to describe things like Basic Instinct 2.  It is beyond bad.  It is related to bad in a similar scale as bad is related to good, meaning that it is much, much worse.  How bad?  if Willco saw this movie. . .it would probably get a B-