Here's a picture of my family's Christmas tree this year. It is fake.
Of course the best part of Christmas trees is all the tacky ornaments that are hanging off of them. Here are just a few of mine:
A Ninja Turtle ornament an aunt got for me at a craft fair.
An ornament commemorating "Baby's First Christmas". Baby is me.
The Wienermobile adds a touch of class.
A He-Man sled from '85.
Santa riding in a helicopter with an angel hanging on the back end. I don't know what kind of sense this makes.
An ornament my late dog chewed when he was just a puppy.
Then we have an old timey manger that has been passed down my mother's side of the family. Complete with sacrilegious Shrek the third happy meal Donkey.
My badass stocking hanger. It hangs from his BEARD.
And this is what the tree looks like when the lights are off. And you are drunk.
Now post pictures of your Christmas trees! Or your menorahs or whatever.
