Author Topic: dnf looks like HURLEY'S FECES (Read 1846 times)

bud · « **on:** December 19, 2007, 01:44:19 PM »

[youtube=425,350]ZUN7mHUtzno[/youtube]

''i'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. who's first?'' rofl

it's been years since i last heard duke's voice, but is he supposed to sound like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:48:07 PM »

lmao

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:49:36 PM »

uh, that's how he's always sounded.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:50:34 PM »

The unbelievers will be punished on the day of the second coming of the Duke.

bud · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:51:57 PM »

demi, would you rather let hurley sit on your face or play this game

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:54:47 PM »

i would let hurley sit on my face while i muffle "i've got balls of steel" in his asshole

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2007, 01:55:19 PM »

2008

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:19:30 PM »

are we sure they restarted from scratch in 1999

cause that sure looks like it's from 1999

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:20:06 PM »

Looks good. Guys, it's a fucking teaser for a corporate Christmas party they were kind enough to put on the Internet.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:21:12 PM »

why would they need a teaser for a party? they kinda um, kinda worked on the game? they must have played the game - all 35 variations of it that were scrapped

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:23:29 PM »

abject shame and embarassment for all involved

also, is Duke saying he's going to poop on an alien at the end?

also, is Duke Italian now?

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:23:57 PM »

he ripped off an alien head and shit down its neck in the original Duke

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:27:30 PM »

I dunno, I suppose thats what the original DN voice would sound like at high quality lol

Yeti · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2007, 02:42:36 PM »

voice actor is probably getting pretty old by now too. He sounds pretty badass for being elderly.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:24:42 PM »

lol @ trailer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:43:54 PM »

Wow, myself from 2000 is really impressed.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:59:27 PM »

The lack of even a vague release date is funnier is comedy gold!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:17:41 PM »

the graphics aren't that bad actually. not comparable with UE3 of course but it looks like the budget PC GOTY 2007! it'll be released like in 2009 but it'll still have the style going for it. plus I think I heard it'll have insane physics. like one demo showed a blanket reacting realistically to balls being placed in it and they even had a physics demo where they were completely destroying a room bullet hole by bullet hole. it'll be damn impressive if that stuff is in the final game (compared with what I've seen in HD videos that barely run on my laptop of Crysis and it's tree branches that come off with one shot).

GilloD · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:50:32 PM »

2 parts Prey + 1 part gay porno= DNF Trailer

Oblivion · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:28:51 PM »

AHUAHAUAHUAHUAHUA

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2007, 06:08:21 AM »

jesus christ that was funny

and yes thats the same voice from Duke3d Im pretty sure

I wonder if Bobby Prince did the music

The Sceneman · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2007, 06:09:52 AM »

and someone please change the thread title, Duke's name shouldnt be besmirched by some shitty comparision with something to do with LOST

Solo · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2007, 08:59:58 AM »

If you hate Duke, then chances are I hate you. Duke3D is right up there alongside Deus Ex as my favorite game ever. Ho-hum graphics or not, DNF will rawk.

Mondain · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2007, 04:17:51 PM »

how bad did the shitty outdated Build engine that wasn't even rendering polygonal 3D look when compared to GLQuake? yeah, right, and now it's at least going to look like a decent 3D shooter

it's not why Duke Nukem 3D became a smash hit

Shuri · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2007, 07:13:56 PM »

Quake came out months and months after duke3D, GLquake wasnt available at launch neither, I remember that it came out quite a while after; Duke 3D at the time felt amazing and very 3d-ish; quake wasnt all that popular at first, people loved the graphics but the gameplay was pretty meh until netplay really got worked on.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:38:48 PM »

I cant stop watching this wtf

GilloD · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:47:15 PM »

I love that on the GAF thread there's a fight about how is a TRUE DUKE NUKEM FAN

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Author Topic: dnf looks like HURLEY'S FECES (Read 1846 times)