<CajoleJuice> i went into the gay bar once
<TheDarkShake> lol
<TheDarkShake> pick up any guys?
<PhoenixDark> ...
<TheDarkShake> demi?
<TheDarkShake> nick?
<TheDarkShake> white man?
<TheDarkShake> phenoix dark?
<CajoleJuice> i went into the bar with one of my friends
<PhoenixDark> ...
<TheDarkShake> lol
<CajoleJuice> who was the one that wanted to go in
<CajoleJuice> he was like YO LETS GO INTO THE BUNK HOUSE MAN
<CajoleJuice> and im like...ehhhh
<CajoleJuice> no man
<PhoenixDark> did you go into the bathroom?
<CajoleJuice> and everyone else was like fuck no
<TheDarkShake> lol
<CajoleJuice> and i was like
<CajoleJuice> fuck alright
<TheDarkShake> *doesn't drop the soap
<CajoleJuice> and we just snuck in
<CajoleJuice> NO ID
<CajoleJuice> anyway
<CajoleJuice> my friend was much better at being gay
<CajoleJuice> and he got hit on big time
<TheDarkShake> lol
<PhoenixDark> lol
<CajoleJuice> but after like 3 minutes i was like lets gtfo
<PhoenixDark> did anyone grab your ass?
<TheDarkShake> lol
<TheDarkShake>
<CajoleJuice> someone ran his hand through my friends hair
<CajoleJuice> my friend still wanted to stay
<PhoenixDark> hahaha
<CajoleJuice> and IM LIKE WTF MAN IM LEAVING
<TheDarkShake> lol
<TheDarkShake> hahahaha
<CajoleJuice> as i was walking out i saw a guy in a thong dancing
<CajoleJuice> scarred for life.
<PhoenixDark> hahaha
<TheDarkShake> *shudders
<PhoenixDark> he must have been small
<CajoleJuice> that friend is definitely gay
<TheDarkShake> lol
<TheDarkShake> no shit?
<CajoleJuice> well bi
<CajoleJuice> i mean wtf
<CajoleJuice> btw
<PhoenixDark> bi man=gay man
<CajoleJuice> ive meant to ask that on GAF
<CajoleJuice> maybe i should ask it on EB
<TheDarkShake> HOLY SHIT THE NEW RECRUITS THREAD IS 9 PAGES
<TheDarkShake> *splooges
<CajoleJuice> is bunk house a universal term?
<CajoleJuice> for gay bar?
<TheDarkShake> lol
<TheDarkShake> i think so
<TheDarkShake> ive heard it before
<CajoleJuice> THERES A THREAD
<TheDarkShake> :/
<CajoleJuice> ITS GETTING POSTED
<TheDarkShake> *waits
<TheDarkShake> ....
<PhoenixDark> don't do it!
<TheDarkShake> DO IT
<CajoleJuice> im doing it
...
<TheDarkShake> LOL HE DID IT
<TheDarkShake> hahahahaha
<CajoleJuice> you love it
<PhoenixDark> omg
<TheDarkShake> i do
<TheDarkShake>
<CajoleJuice> oh shit i forgot the best part of the story
<CajoleJuice> when we were in there
<CajoleJuice> like the first people we saw
<TheDarkShake> ...
<CajoleJuice> were two hot chicks
<CajoleJuice> we were like WTF!!!
<CajoleJuice> YESS
<TheDarkShake>
<PhoenixDark> !!!
<TheDarkShake>
<CajoleJuice> and we go up to her
<CajoleJuice> them*
<PhoenixDark> uh oh
<PhoenixDark> i know what's coming
<CajoleJuice> and were like WERE NOT REALLY GAY
<TheDarkShake> were they gay
<TheDarkShake>
<CajoleJuice> no
<CajoleJuice> they said they werent
<PhoenixDark> cheeseburgers
<TheDarkShake> !
<CajoleJuice> definitely
<CajoleJuice> but they didnt believe us
<TheDarkShake> lol
<CajoleJuice> when we were like WERE NOT GAY
<TheDarkShake> nice job
<CajoleJuice> they just walked away
<CajoleJuice> i dont know
<CajoleJuice> they were probably gay
<CajoleJuice> we couldnt hear in there
<TheDarkShake> lol
<CajoleJuice> the music was loud for the guy dancing in the thong
<CajoleJuice> FUCKKKK
<CajoleJuice> AHHHHHHH
<TheDarkShake> *imagines Pheonix Dark fapping furiously
<PhoenixDark> ...
<PhoenixDark> BASTARD
<TheDarkShake> i know its true
<TheDarkShake> PUT IT AWAY!!!
<TheDarkShake> :/
<PhoenixDark> IT JUST WENT LIMP FOR A WEEK
<TheDarkShake> OH NOES
<PhoenixDark> now what is there to live for
<TheDarkShake> your loss
<TheDarkShake> mwahhahahahahahahahahaha